Lorna Luxe #50 Violently Moronic

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I think he just worded it badly and meant how did he get so lucky.

I’ve just read a post on a Facebook group from a girl struggling to get her aesthetics business off the ground. She said she’s reached out to influencers but they expect free treatments AND to get paid. I know her treatments will have been on the house but I do hope Glyn’s not daft enough to pay her as well. Really want to ask him but don’t want to out myself and get blocked from the car crash that is Loony’s insta.
 
Really ???
 

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She’s having an affair!!! Can she not find her bra?! Sorry but I feel like her stories need reporting for indecent exposure! Who is she showing her tits too??? 🤮
Is he a follower and it’s a secret code 😂
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OMG flashing her cat teats has reminded me of Rula Lenska and George Galloway on Big Brother
 

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It’s the perfect timing for her to do the ozempic though.
People ( fawnas) will assume she’s lost the weight because she’s so worried about John with possibly a recurrence of ED as she’s mentioned that EVERY TIME on the podcasts etc.
A nice little convenient narrative, albeit entirely untrue as us regular titties know they are very consciously ( and obviously) uncoupled.

A someone else said, I believe she’s on the “new man” diet of ozempic and tit flashing.
 
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