Lorna Luxe #50 Violently Moronic

[lovelylightbulb]

She’s deleted all her stories with that dress on lmfao
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Also no one wears balenciaga anymore so why is does she want her clothes to look like them

 

[pink_norris]

she’s wearing her kitchen…….FFS SHE’S WEARING HER KITCHEN

 

[tacokitten]

The marble monstrosity is the cherry on the WOS tit cake

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

cherry on the WOS tit cake

New thread title?

 

[Its_Me]

She’s trying to mimic Oddmuse and failing! The most ridiculous dress. Should be for Panto only!

I don’t love that oddmuse it’s too uniform for me all the huns walking around in the same dress in a different colour but Amy’s business model is so much slicker than Lorna’s, what is she actually doing just pushing out the same tit she did at ITS with a higher price tag and trying to be a lifestyle brand with it. She’s doing too much and nobody cares I don’t see or hear anybody talking about her brand.

 

[Ohmydays]

They’ve gotta have sold a hell of a lot of stock to cover their pop up shop overheads.

 

[lucie_Lu]

Ok but it’s already reduced when it’s only just launched? that’s not very Luxe is it?

 

[Truthtales]

Not actually joking but is she mentally ok and bigger question are to the WOS hangers on staff trying to ruin her?!? WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY???

Stop try to make old Balenciaga vibes happen. No one is buying this, no one outside of paid/ad/influencers are wearing this, and you look like a bleeping TOOL.

 

[thegirlfromnextdoor90]

I was in Manchester this weekend and I was thinking about going to her WOS pop up, just to see what she looks like in real life, but i couldnt be arsed to waste my time, also didnt want to pretend i liked her crap either. I feel like i failed you, gang.

 

[Ohmydays]

I was in Manchester this weekend and I was thinking about going to her WOS pop up, just to see what she looks like in real life, but i couldnt be arsed to waste my time, also didnt want to pretend i liked her crap either. I feel like i failed you, gang.

You have !!!!!!! .

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I ended up at the Trafford. Sadly my teen daughter wouldn’t be seen dead at WOS shop so I had to go with the flow. I was desperate for a gawk though. Although I refuse to believe that Lorna did 4 days on the bounce “ working”

Just unheard of because she’s a lazy wench.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Jeez the face of a three day hangover dragging herself out of her (probably gifted) pit in order to do her favourite thing - flogging her acrylic crap to the gullible fawnas

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Ha funnily enough the tarot reader was keen for them to return (and book her again) ffs how tragic are these northern simpletons, the double whammy of forcing them to buy her crappy clothes as well as buy into some cynical ‘fortune telling’ she is utterly shameless

 

[CoraSP]

100 bottles of lady A in 4 days... Wonder how many of those were her and the raisin?

Also that marble monstrosity... Isn't her WOS clothing line done in size '1 2 3 etc' rather than standard sizing. But this hideous thing is in standard sizing (but only up to a 16, the rest of her tat goes up to 22 supposedly)

 

[Deevee47]

Anyone else surprised she’s at an Airbnb and not one of the more rather expensive hotels in manchester?

 

[LouisLover]

Anyone else surprised she’s at an Airbnb and not one of the more rather expensive hotels in manchester?

Either it’s a big one for them all to stay in OR her begging for a freebie hotel didn’t work.

 

[Its_Me]

Screaming at the girl from the moment saying Lorna says she’s a size 12 but they stalked her stories and were obviously decieved by the editing and brought her a size 10 in their dress

 

[pink_norris]

Yeah “I’m a 10 but wear a 12”. FFS

Don’t buy the blazer, is she trying to look over a fence or something the neck stretch

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Yeah “I’m a 10 but wear a 12”. FFS

Don’t buy the blazer, is she trying to look over a fence or something the neck stretch

Whatever she's had done to her chin makes her look like Bruce Forsyth. Her hair, so flat and thin on top, maybe Ozempic has made it fall out?

 

[missyGG]

Well folks I managed to get there this morning . They were clearing out the stock , piles and piles of boxes outside waiting to be loaded onto the truck so looks like it wasn't that successful . BUT wait for it Yawna was still there , I walked in saying oh are you still open and was quickly shown the door but let me tell you she has been hammering the ozempic she is as skinny as a rake , I was actually quite shocked - I did a double take , she had on black trousers and top and a big scarf but she looked ill . I was dying to ask for a photo but chickened out and had my granddaughter with me so didn't want to make it a big thing . I dont know what had been going on but as i was walking out the guy loading the boxes actually smiled and rolled his eyes so not sure if he'd been getting grief ?