Lorna luxe #47 Spud U Don’t Like

[DGN85]

Lorna’s latest reel is giving me Pookie and Jett vibes

 

[Same stuff different day]

Looney tunes you never fail to amaze and delight me.
those outfits and your makeup color and that mop of hair. Makes my day

 

[Nancy Knows]

Chavs of Cheltenham Races. They didn’t make Jade’s reels - just saying

 

[SGE32]

Is she wearing a pair of Johns shoes to match too

 

[CAT1975]

The shoes the T-shirt tucked out purposefully!! A bit of polish! I can see exactly why they weren’t included in Jades edit…

 

[lucie_Lu]

Here you go @lucie_Lu you can catch up on it and fill us all in

Yep, that’s exactly what I didn’t want to do thanks there’s no way she’s stealing an hour of my life to sell me false teeth
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The Live was essentially Dr Sam promoting his veneers, using Yawna as an example. There were under 300 viewers - probably because it was very boring and went on forever - also, would not be of interest to anyone with half decent teeth . Yawna spent the whole time flashing her gnashers to camera, John hovering behind, looking nervous. It seems he is considering having new teeth (I guess Yawna is badgering him to do so!). Why on earth he would go through this after a year of having surgeries and chemo, goodness knows. You'd think he'd be happy to be left alone! Suppose Loona will get a cut from any fawnas signing up to treatment - why else would she be promoting veeners at £1k per tooth

I guess I should have known that it would be all about trying to sell us something

 

[Ohmydays]

Is that the 1st dining table she bought for the Concrete Bunker ? Did she sell It on to WOS .?
I spy another Fukkin ra ra skirt and that awful wide hipped dress thing plus god awful blazers on the rail . FFS she’s been doing same Ol same Ol stuff for ever .. she’s so Fukkin boring

 

[Badbugger]

FFS she’s been doing same Ol same Ol stuff for ever .. she’s so Fukkin boring

But when a style you know looks good on you…………..oh hang on!

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

We all know Yawna's definition of 'tailoring' is sewing her crappy little labels onto mass-produced chinese acrylic tat

 

[de beauvoir]

Is that the 1st dining table she bought for the Concrete Bunker ? Did she sell It on to WOS .?
I spy another Fukkin ra ra skirt and that awful wide hipped dress thing plus god awful blazers on the rail . FFS she’s been doing same Ol same Ol stuff for ever .. she’s so Fukkin boring

when will she let ra ra skirts die like we all did in 2008???
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Also why is she selling derma-planing tools now and acting like she does it weekly when we’ve seen her with more hair on her face than on her head (without extensions) recently?!

 

[lucie_Lu]

But when a style you know looks good on you…………..oh hang on!

No it’s “stick to what you’re good at”…. Wait wait that’s not right either is it?!

 

[styleoversubstance]

But when a style you know looks good on you…………..oh hang on!

OMG that promo shot
She looks INSANE. As in Mentally ill. Although to be fair shes done a good job of angling her Chinny chin chin…

 

[pink_norris]

I want to see the matchy matchy Gromit teeth

I know he’s been ill but ok know, he’s exposed himself as a insta wanker, he’s fair game for critique now

 

[Ohmydays]

Can someone explain to me how these blaggers get to be gifted items . On her story Ol Yawna is insinuating that Ruth Crilly got her interested in that micro current thing . So did Yawna contact them and say she was interested in one hence gifted . Instead of just buying one like she’s telling us to do ???

 

[lucie_Lu]

Does anyone have an idea as to why Lorna followers number doesn’t move? I’m sure she’s been on 1.4M since I started following her…. Another ITS girly I follow has gone from well under 1M to 1.5M since I’ve followed her which isn’t anywhere near as long as I’ve followed Lorna

 

[pink_norris]

Can someone explain to me how these blaggers get to be gifted items . On her story Ol Yawna is insinuating that Ruth Crilly got her interested in that micro current thing . So did Yawna contact them and say she was interested in one hence gifted . Instead of just buying one like she’s telling us to do ???

100% they are approached by a agency/brand running the campaign

She’s made up some tit, the brand have signed off the content and then your never hear Yawna using it again unless they pay her to run another Ad

 

[CAT1975]

Does anyone have an idea as to why Lorna followers number doesn’t move? I’m sure she’s been on 1.4M since I started following her…. Another ITS girly I follow has gone from well under 1M to 1.5M since I’ve followed her which isn’t anywhere near as long as I’ve followed Lorna

So looking at social blade you can see she is losing followers every month with very little gains. She gains followers when she dies her Chanel giveaway. Losing around 6000 per mth and gaining 60! Whether you like Lydia nor not she appears to be gaining much more followers! First graph Lornas unfollowed and then new followers. Then Lydia’s for comparison,
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And Lydia’s

 

[Same stuff different day]

So looking at social blade you can see she is losing followers every month with very little gains. She gains followers when she dies her Chanel giveaway. Losing around 6000 per mth and gaining 60! Whether you like Lydia nor not she appears to be gaining much more followers! First graph Lornas unfollowed and then new followers. Then Lydia’s for comparison,
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And Lydia’s

Thanks for posting this. If she loses 6,000 per month it would over a year to see that number move down but doesn’t she buy bots as well??

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Thanks for posting this. If she loses 6,000 per month it would over a year to see that number move down but doesn’t she buy bots as well??

Does anyone know how Instagram rounds up/down someone's follower number - e.g. Lorna's has said 1.4 million for ages, does that mean it can be anything between 1,400,000 and 1,499,999? Maybe she buys bots when she gets to the danger zone of falling to 1.3M, but doesn't want to buy enough to go up to 1.5M (or does she... let's see what it is next week!). I'd love to know what her genuine engagement rate is.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Does anyone know how Instagram rounds up/down someone's follower number - e.g. Lorna's has said 1.4 million for ages, does that mean it can be anything between 1,400,000 and 1,499,999? Maybe she buys bots when she gets to the danger zone of falling to 1.3M, but doesn't want to buy enough to go up to 1.5M (or does she... let's see what it is next week!). I'd love to know what her genuine engagement rate is.

I think I remember someone on this board works in PR or marketing for influencers and can answer that question? Her engagement was horrendous last time we looked. Like 1% or something crazy.