Lorna luxe #47 Spud U Don’t Like

[Ohmydays]

A nation waits with baited breath to see OM’s ‘cute holiday outfits’

Cute really isnt a word to be used for a 60+ year old fella’s outfits . Let’s hope he’s over his Maldives outfit monstrosities, but he is going with Ol Jeffrey Dahmer and his wardrobe is horrendous . So yeah #annabelle_bronstein we wait with baited breath indeed

 

[tacokitten]

Cute outfits - what are they planning to do, hit the playground in Central Park?

 

[de beauvoir]

Wow.

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fillit Kingsley working well I see!
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Cute outfits - what are they planning to do, hit the playground in Central Park?

to sit inside the hotel and drink wine. And then to stand on the street and take pictures of lorna. Same old same old lorna

 

[Same stuff different day]

Dear god LOOK at the seeing on those buttons! That fabric is an embarrassment.
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Dear god LOOK at the seeing on those buttons! That fabric is an embarrassment.

**sewing

 

[de beauvoir]

When will she stop wearing that old battered rara skirt with those boots that come half way up her leg.
It’s really not a flattering length on her.

Also not the mention it was absolutely freezing in the U.K. today!

 

[Same stuff different day]

She looks decent here - like someone else - but decent. Guessing Charlie likes a filter as well.

 

[tacokitten]

I guess it's the way she's stretching her neck and head forward in order for her triple chin to stretch out. Plus a filter of course

 

[de beauvoir]

It’s so funny to me that her whole brand is being ‘marketed’ by this Charley who is just dishing out freebies to his mates
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I guess it's the way she's stretching her neck and head forward in order for her triple chin to stretch out. Plus a filter of course

True, the unnatural way she has to jut her neck out to hide her chinny chin chin.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

So she’s hitting the big apple with a case full of begged New Look and Zara crapola? Livin’ that Carrie Bradshaw dream

 

[Ohno25]

Only Yawna would go to Screwfix with a ton of make up on her face. Not convinced about the procedure on her face - remove the filter please

 

[SGE32]

The latest reel….how many bleeping blazers does one person need

 

[Ohmydays]

The latest reel….how many bleeping blazers does one person need

Correction .. don’t you mean Ill fitting blazers ? Who the fukk would take styling ideas from her ? Same Ol same Ol tit !

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Basic doesn’t even cover it

 

[de beauvoir]

The latest reel….how many bleeping blazers does one person need

Also the legggg. The way she was just rocking back into that pose it’s so much more noticeable in the video

 

[Deevee47]

That mascara…. I swear she like like Vicky pollard with dark hair. That hoodie that makeup and the mascara… JC it’s horrendous. Luxe she ain’t. Why’s she flogging Zara now!!?

 

[Ohmydays]

Only Yawna would go to Screwfix with a ton of make up on her face. Not convinced about the procedure on her face - remove the filter please

Screw fix .. yet another thing that didn’t happen !

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She’s actually dressed up in her house, wearing headphones, gawping and eye bleeping herself in to oblivion rolling around on a suitcase.

NO ONE is looking at you Lorna. NO ONE. No one cares about you, your vanity, what you’re wearing, your silver suitcase or your Hermes bag. Really, no one gives even the tiniest of tiny shits.
If anyone looks at you it’s because your hair is horrific, and you’re with your grandad and wearing his jacket.

(And let’s not even mention that she’s probably already in NY)

 

[Daisy Uncle]

She’s actually dressed up in her house, wearing headphones, gawping and eye bleeping herself in to oblivion rolling around on a suitcase.

NO ONE is looking at you Lorna. NO ONE. No one cares about you, your vanity, what you’re wearing, your silver suitcase or your Hermes bag. Really, no one gives even the tiniest of tiny shits.
If anyone looks at you it’s because your hair is horrific, and you’re with your grandad and wearing his jacket.

(And let’s not even mention that she’s probably already in NY)

The over size thing just looks soooo bad on her.

 

[Ohmydays]

Who would wear a Fukkin unitard, Knee high boots and a Fukkin massive cotton shirt on an 8 hour flight !

 

[Hanna21]

Who would wear a Fukkin unitard, Knee high boots and a Fukkin massive cotton shirt on an 8 hour flight !

What a faff going to the loo