Lorna luxe #47 Spud U Don’t Like

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God Im bored with the Live already !! Why didn’t they set it up somewhere where they look at ease . Is John wearing makeup ? She’s wearing enough for 19 people
 

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Why is John shoved in the background looking gormless and she’s sitting smiling and showing her nashers like a smiling baboon! 😑 that orange face too 🙄
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Ps anyone notice her comment about concrete bonker. We know she reads on here but that was proof to me
 

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That’s right spend 300 or even 3000 for your skin to look this bad. duck me I’ve got some years on Lorna and my skin isn’t nearly as bad.

Hey Lorna, why don’t you just try healthy eating, reduce your alcohol by about 90% and stop this relentless fight against the inevitable? You’re very late in to working out that confidence, class, good mental health, hygiene and natural inner beauty is so much more attractive than anything youll ever do to your face or teeth. And those bleeping eyebrows. Christ alive.

That picture (before and after) is absolutely no different at all. It’s utter bullshit.
 

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That’s right spend 300 or even 3000 for your skin to look this bad. duck me I’ve got some years on Lorna and my skin isn’t nearly as bad.

Hey Lorna, why don’t you just try healthy eating, reduce your alcohol by about 90% and stop this relentless fight against the inevitable? You’re very late in to working out that confidence, class, good mental health, hygiene and natural inner beauty is so much more attractive than anything youll ever do to your face or teeth. And those bleeping eyebrows. Christ alive.

That picture (before and after) is absolutely no different at all. It’s utter bullshit.
That Fukkin forehead gives me nightmares …
Honestly these Fukkin brands that pay her to promote stuff infuriate me 😡 How do we know how well that £300 machine works when she’s just had ten ton of masseter botox into her face !!
 
That Fukkin forehead gives me nightmares …
Honestly these Fukkin brands that pay her to promote stuff infuriate me 😡 How do we know how well that £300 machine works when she’s just had ten ton of masseter botox into her face !!
Can we report her to ASA because really that's unfair advertising as she cannot prove that the gadget actually works?
 
The Live was essentially Dr Sam promoting his veneers, using Yawna as an example. There were under 300 viewers - probably because it was very boring and went on forever - also, would not be of interest to anyone with half decent teeth 😜 . Yawna spent the whole time flashing her gnashers to camera, John hovering behind, looking nervous. It seems he is considering having new teeth (I guess Yawna is badgering him to do so!). Why on earth he would go through this after a year of having surgeries and chemo, goodness knows. You'd think he'd be happy to be left alone! Suppose Loona will get a cut from any fawnas signing up to treatment - why else would she be promoting veeners at £1k per tooth:LOL:
 
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