Lorna Luxe #14 Pointless trip to Paris, no mask in sight, trying to flog ITS Flammable tripe!

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Ohmydays said:
Oh how I’ve just laughed ...look at what I predicted for her A/W collection yesterday from AliExpress and look at what she says is on trend in Paris .😂😂😂🤣😂😅. Trust me I’m not lying 😂😂
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I want to answer that question so bad for her.... I wanted to say " certainly not what she's wearing". 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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😂😂 Here are some further predictions for the everr so 'exclusive' LL A/W collection
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I've wondered if she's also got her"designer" bags from Aliexpress as well . I know she can afford the real deal, but I also know she's a cheap ass. I wouldn't put it pass her.
 
Fa-Roan looks like he is wishing you would just jog on Lorna.
I bet the cloud of Halfeti and rustle of polyester is making his nose bleed.
 

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Catslife said:
Fa-Roan looks like he is wishing you would just jog on Lorna.
I bet the cloud of Halfeti and rustle of polyester is making his nose bleed.
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You’ve just reminded Me ... I thought Team Luxe’s first trip was to a perfume shop, to choose a perfume to remind them of their trip 🙄. Have we this delight yet to come ?? Or have Le Bristol supplied them with a bottle of ‘Musty , tobacco, rose’ alcohol with a hint of pleather and Chinese packaging ‘ cologne / parfum that I’ve missed ?

Catslife said:
Fa-Roan looks like he is wishing you would just jog on Lorna.
I bet the cloud of Halfeti and rustle of polyester is making his nose bleed.
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I’m sure that Pussy is better behaved than Lorna’s ..
Oops sorry she’s got a dog 😉
 
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You’ve just reminded Me ... I thought Team Luxe’s first trip was to a perfume shop, to choose a perfume to remind them of their trip 🙄. Have we this delight yet to come ?? Or have Le Bristol supplied them with a bottle of ‘Musty , tobacco, rose’ alcohol with a hint of pleather and Chinese packaging ‘ cologne / parfum that I’ve missed ?


I’m sure that Pussy is better behaved than Lorna’s ..
Oops sorry she’s got a dog 😉
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I have this mental image of a Charlie and the chocolate factory- verucca salt type meltdown tantrum over wanting a french hotel cat to OM ... 😂

Maybe holding out on the freebie being gifted 🙄
 
I've just bobbed back on to see what I've missed in the last few hours. Oh how I have howled! I've been saying for a few days that I wish she'd go up the Tower; she's obviously listened to me cos apparently she now is.:ROFLMAO: In other news, I've had a minor domestic crisis to contend with. You know I've mentioned my pet ferret, Fiddles. Well I could see something was wrong with her; she just wasn't her usual self. I finally got to the bottom of it and she told me what was wrong. Yesterday she asked me if she could have her own insta account so I set one up for her and not 24 hours later, she's gone and got herself a-bloody-blocked! I had to have a little word with her & asked her what she'd been up to. She said that she'd only asked a question in a very polite way; this was a pertinent question (given the Covid situation/Paris lockdown) and what's more, it's a question that's in many people's minds. She didn't get an answer to her question but was particularly upset at the extreme response her question elicited. She described a strange, unhinged being whose (over-processed) hair was standing on end. This being looked like something possessed; her eyes were bulging and vapour appeared to be coming out of her nose & lugholes, she was also foaming at the mouth. Additionally, said being was stomping her feet, which were clad in the oddest-looking boots, whilst shrieking at the top of her voice. She had the most peculiar walk; she was walking like a duck whilst bending at the knees and suddenly hopping on one leg then kicking one leg up in the air. Fiddles said she looked like a crazed demon. Poor Fiddles, she took some calming down but I had to explain to her that sometimes people behave in this way when they feel that they're being challenged about something they've done wrong & have got something to hide. Anyway she's calmed down now and has promised me that she'll stay well away from the crazed creatures of the interweb. 🐲👿
 

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Ohmydays said:
Oh how I’ve just laughed ...look at what I predicted for her A/W collection yesterday from AliExpress and look at what she says is on trend in Paris .😂😂😂🤣😂😅. Trust me I’m not lying 😂😂
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This is definitely going to be in Act 2 or 3 😂 She mentioned a skirt to go with the coat which we all found odd. Plus she said there’s a coat kind of like the balenciaga one coming 🤣😂😂

Good find @Ohmydays 😂
 
KikoM said:
This is definitely going to be in Act 2 or 3 😂 She mentioned a skirt to go with the coat which we all found odd. Plus she said there’s a coat kind of like the balenciaga one coming 🤣😂😂

Good find @Ohmydays 😂
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I’m so Vurrry touched .. thankyou .. .. @KikoM

Ohmydays said:
She’s going for a nap now ... so comment away 😂. A Fukkin nap .. seriously 😒
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Hey LL .. YOU LOOKIN AT ME ?
 

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