Lorna Luxe #14 Pointless trip to Paris, no mask in sight, trying to flog ITS Flammable tripe!

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I wish Caroline Hirons would look closer to home and see that Lorna Luxe does this every single day. Talk to your mate Caroline! You put her name in your skincare book yet she filters, smooths, and warps her face when selling skincare and makeup, ad or no ad.
 

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Good Morning Lovely Ladies one & all & welcome to today's Magical Mystery Tour. Weekend already & it promises to be a truly magical one; yes Ladies, we're being taken up the Eiffel Tower.:D I've done a risk assessment & I think we'll be quite safe if we observe all the usual safety practices; the most important thing to bear in mind is to stay away from perma-tanned crazy old birds, I repeat. DO NOT APPROACH! In other news, it seems we've had a major nuclear incident overnight; current news reports are still rather sketchy but it's looking like the aftershocks are widespread & are expected to go on for some time. UK residents who are currently abroad are advised to stay where they are (especially those with free board & lodging in Paris). After all, why waste a free, blagged trip! Before I go, Fiddles has asked me to thank you - she's had lots of DM's showing love & support; she asked me to say your kindness means so much. Oops, nearly forgot. We've got 2 new members of our little family over at Trixie Towers; 2 most adorable little ducks. 🦆🦆 They're the most hilarious little pair, with their peculiar waddle-walk. I've called them Quockers & Wodger; huge thanks to @Ohmydays for the name inspiration.👏 Anyways Ladies, sit back, buckle up & enjoy the ride.😘
 
Walk around London or Paris on any given day and you’ll see stylish and beautiful women.
She really is a bargain bucket.

No talent, career, interests or looks yet still has a good lifestyle (to the untrained eye). Is this why she’s popular (not counting bots)? Virtually saying you can do duck all with your life and still end up owning Chanel and going on holidays? How can anyone be inspired by her
 

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I wish Caroline Hirons would look closer to home and see that Lorna Luxe does this every single day. Talk to your mate Caroline! You put her name in your skincare book yet she filters, smooths, and warps her face when selling skincare and makeup, ad or no ad.
In fact all of the comments in that post (if some follow Lorna - need to be aware that your favs do the same thing too)
 
I’m sorry but I’m still laughing at this. She really lives in a fantasy world.
Always private jetting it off to NY for business meetings...
Oh, actually.. no, she’s not.

The stuff she posts is getting ridiculous now. Surely she knows how to order breakfast without having to rely on her husband.
It’s just the narrative she likes to present. This looked after princess who does nothing but spend and travel and be adored.
 
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I wish Caroline Hirons would look closer to home and see that Lorna Luxe does this every single day. Talk to your mate Caroline! You put her name in your skincare book yet she filters, smooths, and warps her face when selling skincare and makeup, ad or no ad.
I can’t take Caroline seriously with her fillered and Botox’d face though. I’m sure she has more credentials than others but her promoting/ pushing skin care or stuff for wrinkles is ridiculous. She’s just as bad.
Show me a filter free, Botox free, filler free 40 plus woman and I’ll listen to what she says about beauty products (and it’ll probably be the same as what I say)..
Not much works, it sinks in to the wrinkles and less is more.
 
Walk around London or Paris on any given day and you’ll see stylish and beautiful women.
She really is a bargain bucket.

No talent, career, interests or looks yet still has a good lifestyle (to the untrained eye). Is this why she’s popular (not counting bots)? Virtually saying you can do duck all with your life and still end up owning Chanel and going on holidays? How can anyone be inspired by her

The bar is low. Virtually on the floor.
 
I can’t take Caroline seriously with her fillered and Botox’d face though. I’m sure she has more credentials than others but her promoting/ pushing skin care or stuff for wrinkles is ridiculous. She’s just as bad.
Show me a filter free, Botox free, filler free 40 plus woman and I’ll listen to what she says about beauty products (and it’ll probably be the same as what I say)..
Not much works, it sinks in to the wrinkles and less is more.
I always have this thought.. has anyone seen Caroline hirons and Kim Woodburn in the same room??

The stuff she posts is getting ridiculous now. Surely she knows how to order breakfast without having to rely on her husband.
‘Le weetabix dans un coupe sivouplay’
 
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I can’t take Caroline seriously with her fillered and Botox’d face though. I’m sure she has more credentials than others but her promoting/ pushing skin care or stuff for wrinkles is ridiculous. She’s just as bad.
Show me a filter free, Botox free, filler free 40 plus woman and I’ll listen to what she says about beauty products (and it’ll probably be the same as what I say)..
Not much works, it sinks in to the wrinkles and less is more.
She actually doesn’t have any credentials though she’s not a qualified beauty therapist or dermatologist she was a make up counter girl and did some accredited short course. The thing she has on her website doesn’t even really exist. She’s another major fraud.
 
She actually doesn’t have any credentials though she’s not a qualified beauty therapist or dermatologist she was a make up counter girl and did some accredited short course. The thing she has on her website doesn’t even really exist. She’s another major fraud.
Ageee, I think she just got really lucky and filled a niche for the older woman/beauty advice that was there..
 
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