To be honest I was spoiled for choice
you'd think she would invest in a comb by now.
I can only think she’s trying to be kooky and relatable. Nah.you'd think she would invest in a comb by now.
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All of the above!!! I feel shocked if I’m honest.... who’s ripping off who? I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWSHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
I am undone.
She gonna need to get that image removed!
Or is she paid by The Chinese company ?
Im remembering something now - a while ago when I first discovered Lorna I remember just scrolling through insta one day and some dodgy company was using her image to flog stuff and I was actually going to write to her to see if she knew. ( this is well prior to the proper unravelling of all the fakery)
All those people buying ITS tit and it’s from Ali express.
The shame tho - should be Lorna L’express.
Where the fukk did those words come from ‘oh wise one’@AllAboutTheMayhem
She needs a wee ?
Poetic justice at its finest.. just catching up now like :0Good Morning Lovely Ladies & @Catslife 's cat.Hope you've all recovered from yesterday's shocking revelations which evolved into Sonjagate. I could hardly keep up; events with the knitwear/loungewear kept on unfolding (no pun intended) culminating in a supersonic own goal from Madame La Lush where she outed herself in spectacular style on the interweb; yes, that same interweb that she polices so zealously and where she manically hands down punishments to all condemned offenders. I guess that's what they mean by poetic justice, eh?
Hope you're all ready for the next stage of the journey with our renowned style queen, self-acclaimed beauty guru & fashunista sista. It's been full of contrasts so far; from the shiny shop floors of Selfridges, to the chic portals of Chanel Bond St & Rue Cambon to well, the bargain basement of Ali Express. Get ready, Ladies, fasten your seatbelts, resume an upright position & get ready for take-off!
Note: we may experience a little turbulence over ITS' HQ & Le Bristol Paris.
There's a fair bit to catch up on @KMTea
. I'm just going to bob off so I'll say goodnight Lovely Ladies, sleep well & above all, don't have nightmares. xx 
What!? You tried to leave us??? Where did you go? TOWIE thread? Lockie is back with Yasmin hun it’s over for us xxI was actually drawn back to this thread as a close man pal of mine was moaning that he took a bottle of ‘angel something’ round to a friend’s house and ‘weren’t impressed at all’
Haha no I can’t leave. We’ve established that the LL thread is like hotel California.. I was just on ‘sabbatical’
She is probably waiting for her minions to beg her! I am tired of seeing Lorna in Chanel! She cheapens the brand as it is! She needs more range!Here SHE goes again referencing ‘babies’ . People get cross when she’s asked about having children but she’s always the one with this type Of flippant child remark ..? Makes me sick
Just Fukkin open the boxes you know what’s in them anyway !!! Oh wait you want to show us all and make us jealous ... got it .... God your life is so sad Lorna ... full of useless trophies and an OMR whipping boy that you couldn’t even be bothered to buy a present for .. such a vile person both inside and out !
Her dress sense is poorly done. It just isn't exciting! I am glad I have never been influenced by her! Shame that she cheapens the Chanel brand!
I reckon every brand she wears she cheapens , just doesn't have the elegance or style to carry it off
Translation: I have no mates apart from bonnie (what a bloody) rakitt
Seriously ?!!! No .... this is her normal size which is ok. She should embrace it .. or decide to change her health regime. Instead she edits all pictures to a size she is not. I’m a natural size 6-8. My job is fitness .. but when influencers portray an image that is false, it simply horrifies me as it it gives out the wrong message.
So true! You've hit the nail on the head there...
So much to see in Paris yet she goes to the same spots all the time! Yawn! Also, perhaps her London friends have outgrown her and she just has many acquaintances..Also, she refers to her bags as babies so maybe those are her only friends! LOL
