LL Off Topic The Wrong Fellas #14
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Caledonianprincess
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Thankfully he seems to of perked up a good bit @raspberryjuice thank you
I will be keeping an eye on him just to make sure he's okay. I'm waiting on my eye test then I'm going to Mark's and Spencers to get some food shopping as wee c wants a trifle all to himself. He's lucky it's Christmas 
Caledonianprincess
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Had my eye test and my eyes have changed, it's only been 6 months since I had my eyes done 
got 2 pairs of the same glasses I had so I'm happy with that. Got dinner out of m and s but mr c said duck the pizza let's get German doner kebab since we don't get a chance to get out just us 2. Who am I to say no when he's paying
got 2 pairs of the same glasses I had so I'm happy with that. Got dinner out of m and s but mr c said duck the pizza let's get German doner kebab since we don't get a chance to get out just us 2. Who am I to say no when he's paying
Caledonianprincess
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Wee c is definitely not feeling better anymore that's for sure 
he's away to bed with ice cold hands and feet and a 36.9 temperature and a cough. Gave him medicine and he said his legs and throat are the most sore but everything hurts
he's away to bed with ice cold hands and feet and a 36.9 temperature and a cough. Gave him medicine and he said his legs and throat are the most sore but everything hurts
Liverbird2003
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36.9 is a normal temp.
Did you type that correctly?
A fever with cold hands and feet could be a sign of serious infection.
My eldest has had a sore throat for a couple of days. Told me he felt better today so we spent all day out with pals at a country park. He went to bed crying, saying his ear and throat were so sore
We have a day out with the family in law at Xmas market tomorrow.
Did you type that correctly?
A fever with cold hands and feet could be a sign of serious infection.
My eldest has had a sore throat for a couple of days. Told me he felt better today so we spent all day out with pals at a country park. He went to bed crying, saying his ear and throat were so sore
We have a day out with the family in law at Xmas market tomorrow.
Caledonianprincess
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36.9 is a normal temp.
Did you type that correctly?
A fever with cold hands and feet could be a sign of serious infection.
My eldest has had a sore throat for a couple of days. Told me he felt better today so we spent all day out with pals at a country park. He went to bed crying, saying his ear and throat were so sore
We have a day out with the family in law at Xmas market tomorrow.
My auntie said 36.9 was normal when I phoned her to ask
have I done the wrong thing sending him to bed? 
What is classed as a fever in a 9yo?
Liverbird2003
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Yes 36.9 is absolutely fine. As part of your sentence, it sounded like you meant he had a high fever.My auntie said 36.9 was normal when I phoned her to ask
38 degrees or more is a fever in children.
Caledonianprincess
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That will teach me to not proof read what I write I've just checked him and he's sweaty but he had pulled the covers up over his head (he usually does) and his hands and feet were warm. He's coughed a few times but not woke up thankfully. I hope he feels better tomorrow
I've just checked him and he's sweaty but he had pulled the covers up over his head (he usually does) and his hands and feet were warm. He's coughed a few times but not woke up thankfully. I hope he feels better tomorrow
oldjamfan
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Good morning Twattlers, I hope all the mini Twattlers are feeling better today 
Today’s Jammy Joke:
An army general is newly stationed in a desert post. On his first day, he calls for a soldier to show him around. While doing this, he notices a camel randomly tied to a tent.
He asks the soldier, “Soldier, why is that camel tied to the tent?”
The soldier looks awkward and answers, “Er, well Sir, as you know there are no women on the base so er, the camel is there for when the men get certain…um…urges”
The general nods in understanding and says, “Well I don’t condone this behaviour, but I suppose I understand”
A few weeks into the post, the general starts feeling these urges himself. He calls for the soldier to bring the camel to his tent. He then goes outside, gets a stool, and has wild animal sex with the camel.
After he’s finished, he climbs confidently off of the stool and sees the soldier staring at him, wide-eyed.
“So” the general says with a grin, “Is that how you boys do it here?”
The soldier answers, still wide-eyed, “No Sir, we usually just ride the camel into the nearby town where the women are”
Have a great day everyone, and remember to turn your scales back 10lb this week
Today’s Jammy Joke:
An army general is newly stationed in a desert post. On his first day, he calls for a soldier to show him around. While doing this, he notices a camel randomly tied to a tent.
He asks the soldier, “Soldier, why is that camel tied to the tent?”
The soldier looks awkward and answers, “Er, well Sir, as you know there are no women on the base so er, the camel is there for when the men get certain…um…urges”
The general nods in understanding and says, “Well I don’t condone this behaviour, but I suppose I understand”
A few weeks into the post, the general starts feeling these urges himself. He calls for the soldier to bring the camel to his tent. He then goes outside, gets a stool, and has wild animal sex with the camel.
After he’s finished, he climbs confidently off of the stool and sees the soldier staring at him, wide-eyed.
“So” the general says with a grin, “Is that how you boys do it here?”
The soldier answers, still wide-eyed, “No Sir, we usually just ride the camel into the nearby town where the women are”
Have a great day everyone, and remember to turn your scales back 10lb this week
Caledonianprincess
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I had to phone 999 for wee c this morning he woke up coughing and unable to breathe. Ambulance came out and his obs were fine but he has a temperature and a croup cough so we are en route to hospital for medicine for him 
just glad it's a few days before Xmas day and not on Xmas day
just glad it's a few days before Xmas day and not on Xmas day
Liverbird2003
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That must have been scary. Hope he's seen quickly and you get home ASAP.
Caledonianprincess
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The screen is showing a 10hr wait
hopefully it is quicker than that though---
He has had his obs done and I asked the nurse how long would we be waiting and it's a 5hr wait
he's not had his morning adhd medication either which isn't going to help with having to wait
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raspberryjuice
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Could Mr C pop home or pop to you with the meds and things to keep him occupied?
Hope he’s on the mend soon
Hope he’s on the mend soon
Caledonianprincess
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He's at home with mini but will be coming to pick us up whenever we get to go home so ill get him to bring it then
Caledonianprincess
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Finally got seen by a doctor 10mins ago and wee c has croup so needs steroids then we can go home
raspberryjuice
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Hope they kick in quickly and he’s feeling better before the big man comes 
oldjamfan
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Morning Twattlers. Only two Jammy Jokes until Christmas (or as Rasp said, “Until the big man comes” )
Here’s the first:
A pregnant woman is rushed to the hospital and has to be put under full anesthesia for an emergency C-section.
When she wakes up the nurse tells her “Congratulations, you’re going to be fine and you have healthy twins; a boy and a girl. Your brother was the only emergency contact we could reach. He’s with the twins now and he’s taken the responsibility of naming them.”
“Oh no,” the woman thinks, “my brother is an idiot, what kind of awful names did he give my children?”
She braces herself and asks. The nurse checks her list and says, “He called the girl Denise.”
“Huh,” replies the mother, that’s actually pretty cute. This might not be so bad. Ok, and what did he call the boy?”
“Denephew.”
)Here’s the first:
A pregnant woman is rushed to the hospital and has to be put under full anesthesia for an emergency C-section.
When she wakes up the nurse tells her “Congratulations, you’re going to be fine and you have healthy twins; a boy and a girl. Your brother was the only emergency contact we could reach. He’s with the twins now and he’s taken the responsibility of naming them.”
“Oh no,” the woman thinks, “my brother is an idiot, what kind of awful names did he give my children?”
She braces herself and asks. The nurse checks her list and says, “He called the girl Denise.”
“Huh,” replies the mother, that’s actually pretty cute. This might not be so bad. Ok, and what did he call the boy?”
“Denephew.”
Liverbird2003
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That's a so bad it's almost good jokeMorning Twattlers. Only two Jammy Jokes until Christmas (or as Rasp said, “Until the big man comes”
Here’s the first:
A pregnant woman is rushed to the hospital and has to be put under full anesthesia for an emergency C-section.
When she wakes up the nurse tells her “Congratulations, you’re going to be fine and you have healthy twins; a boy and a girl. Your brother was the only emergency contact we could reach. He’s with the twins now and he’s taken the responsibility of naming them.”
“Oh no,” the woman thinks, “my brother is an idiot, what kind of awful names did he give my children?”
She braces herself and asks. The nurse checks her list and says, “He called the girl Denise.”
“Huh,” replies the mother, that’s actually pretty cute. This might not be so bad. Ok, and what did he call the boy?”
“Denephew.”
