LL Off Topic The Wrong Fellas #14

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Meg Washington Lazarus drug with the Melbourne symphony orchestra was my bedtime song for tonight. It is the theme song of an episode of bluey called the sign and I watched the episode the day I got my diagnosis of clinical depression and it made me cry. Tonight I listened to the version with the orchestra and I had my earbuds in and it was magical

Mini had the doctors yesterday and I got the same doctor that fobbed me off but my friend came with me and thanks to her he now is getting a referral to pediatrics as he still has no speech and can't walk yet. Still haven't heard from the health visitor old or new as he was due his 18 month check last month due to his delays but hes not had it yet.

I bought him a new travel cot today and ended up buying him a new buggy as his one the now his legs hang over the edge (pram was meant to last until 4 according to venicci... I bought it in January this year and he's outgrown it already). The one I bought I sat him in it to see if he would fit and he didn't want to get out so I took it as he liked it so bought it lol
 
Baby R had his first panto tonight. Bet you can’t guess what it was?! 😁

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That is a padded belly btw, his tummy isn’t that rolly 😂
 
raspberryjuice said:
Baby R had his first panto tonight. Bet you can’t guess what it was?! 😁

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That is a padded belly btw, his tummy isn’t that rolly 😂
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Gary Lineker?
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mrs.darcy said:
I've got the cancelled appraisal first week back, I'm not going to think about it over the holiday. She hasn't allocated a lot of time to do it so I'm either brilliant or crap 🙈 :eek:😭😂
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And celebrating the start of the holiday with a very large glass of wine.
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It will be because you’re brilliant Mrs D, absolutely no doubt about that ❤️🔥

Enjoy your break sweetheart x
 
Afternoon Twattlers.
I’m a bit late with the Jammy Joke today but better late than never I suppose 😬

A man walks into confession. “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
The priest replies, “What have you done my son?”
The parishioner replies, “I had sex with 7 women last night.”
The priest says, “Go home and squeeze 7 lemons in a glass and drink it.”
The parishioner asks, “Will I be forgiven?”
The priest says, “No, but it will take that tit eating grin off your face.” 😂😂

Have a good evening folks x
 
Baby R is now a few days older than my nephew was when he died and it feels like such a weird milestone. Sad, but also it feels a bit like I can relax a little now that date has passed? Does that make sense or sound weird? Idk. I just feel like I’ve been a bit on edge leading up to it even though Baby R doesn’t have the same issues as my nephew did and statistically I can’t even imagine how low the likelihood of history repeating was. But at the same time I definitely feel a sense of ‘phew, we made it’.
 
raspberryjuice said:
Baby R is now a few days older than my nephew was when he died and it feels like such a weird milestone. Sad, but also it feels a bit like I can relax a little now that date has passed? Does that make sense or sound weird? Idk. I just feel like I’ve been a bit on edge leading up to it even though Baby R doesn’t have the same issues as my nephew did and statistically I can’t even imagine how low the likelihood of history repeating was. But at the same time I definitely feel a sense of ‘phew, we made it’.
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I was like that when pregnant with mini. When we found out og mini had all his problems I was 23wks and lost him at 24 so when I got the all clear for his heart just before Xmas 2022 I was delighted. When we passed 24wks when we lost og mini I was so relieved but the fear didn't truly pass until mini was in our arms and that's when we really relaxed
 
Caledonianprincess said:
I was like that when pregnant with mini. When we found out og mini had all his problems I was 23wks and lost him at 24 so when I got the all clear for his heart just before Xmas 2022 I was delighted. When we passed 24wks when we lost og mini I was so relieved but the fear didn't truly pass until mini was in our arms and that's when we really relaxed
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I can’t imagine how tough that was Cale! 🤗
 
Morning Twattlers.
It’s a funny time of year Christmas. I find it lovely and difficult in equal measure really and it seems many of us on here feel the same. It’s amazing how many people do actually find this time of year hard.
Embrace the good bits and find a way to get through the not-so-good bits.
And what better way to cheer yourselves up than to read Jammy’s Joke of the Day, and today’s is one of my all time favourites.

A woman and her husband see a mirror for £50 at a car boot sale...
The wife asks the owner, "What's so special about this mirror that it's £50?"
The owner replies "It's a magic mirror, it will grant you any wish." After a short discussion, the husband and wife decide to purchase the mirror.

They haul it home and hang it on their bedroom door. "Try it out," the husband exclaims. The wife looks in the mirror and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door. Make my tits a little bit more."
All of a sudden, the woman’s breasts enlarge from a 32A to a 36DD, and become full and voluptuous.

The husband is obviously excited and wants to try it out for himself. He looks in the mirror and says, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my cock touch the floor."

All of sudden, HIS bleeping LEGS FELL OFF. 😂😂😂

Have a good day, hugs to those who need them xx
 
It's the last day of school here and Mr c is finally home for the holidays. He has to fix my car as the wheel nut sheared off on Tuesday 😭😭 I have an eye test tomorrow and then need to get the Xmas dinner on either Sunday or Monday. Wee c has reached the end of his battery and wanted to stay home yesterday and today but he's watching one of his favourite films in class today so he's happy. Lunchtime finish too which is good
 
Afternoon Twattlers:
Office party this afternoon. Please pray for me!

A quick Jammy Joke first though:

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you can talk!" exclaims the bartender.

"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."

The flabbergasted bartender cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.

The same thing happens for two weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the bartender says to him:

"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"

"Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the bartender says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?"

"At the circus," says the bartender.

"The circus?" repeats the duck.

"That's right," replies the bartender.

"The circus?" the duck asks again. "With the big TENT?"

"Yeah!" the bartender replies.

"With all the animals who live in CAGES, and performers who live in CARAVANS?" says the duck.

"Of course," the bartender replies.

"And the tent has CANVAS sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

"That's right!" says the bartender.

The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says: "What would they want with a plasterer???" 😂😂😂

Adios amigos 😬🍻
 
IdeletedbutI'mbackagain said:
What a wonderful feeling that is Mrs.Darcy 🩷🩷

Yes we are quiet.... for me I have a lot going on in my life but I feel I can't share any of it because it's too identifiable 😞

I have been thinking of @Lucyxxxx and hoping she and her family are doing well
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Awww I hope whatever is going on isn't too tough. Your strong AF and you can get through whatever it is ❤️.

As for me 3 experts ended up involved 2 have cleared me and 1 has said "my explination is plausible and a possibility but can't say either way if it's an accident or not". However social are saying there's still unanswered questions so are STILL pursuing me over it. I'm waiting on my parenting assessment which if positive it's just then a plan of how the kids come home. If not then I am gonna contest it. I'm taking them to see Father Christmas at his grotto I hope they enjoy it. I've had some very low days it's a very traumatic/frightening situation to be in but I persevere and fight on. ❤️
 
Afternoon Twattlers. Thankfully I don’t suffer from hangovers as my stupid dog woke me up at 6am this morning 🤬

Anyway time for today’s Jammy Joke:

A bloke goes into the doctor's office and says "Hey doc I think I'm going deaf"

The doctor says "Oh, that's really unfortunate. Can you describe the symptoms for me?"

The fella replies "Uh yeah Homer is a fat yellow dude and Marge has blue hair" 😂😂

Happy Saturday x
 
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