Liz Jones #4 Why am I so miserable and can't get a shag? Is it because I smell and am a drunken old hag?

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Blurp said:
Do you think men (if they actually exist) invite her out for a bet, similar to ordering the hottest curry?
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As a man (the last time I checked) and being of a certain age I genuinely cannot think of a single reason to 'ask her out'. There isn't a single facet of her personality that would make one think "I'd like to spend a bit of time in her company!". Do you remember the 'date' when the victim (allegedly) did a runner when they were only two streets away from where she was perched? That, bizarrely, had a whiff of the truth about it, when the potential Romeo actually realised what they were getting themselves into. There would be no sport in 'playing' her because why would you? It would be a very hollow victory indeed. And you'd have to actually meet her...
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Blurp said:
Do you think men (if they actually exist) invite her out for a bet, similar to ordering the hottest curry?
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Btw... what happened to the 'writer' she was supposed to be seeing??
 
My first thought( ten seconds into that article?) was that she’d sank a couple of bottles of Cremant before tapping a key.
I don’t know why any guy would open himself up to an exchange with that fusty old mare, including scathing put-downs, sigh.. it takes all sorts I guess.
Yeah the recent ‘Writer’ appears to have vanished into that ‘Cast of Thousands’of fictional characters she’s created??
 
I really don't think that David 2 exists. I think she's using the name David in a ridiculous attempt to bait David 1(?) As for the usual guff, yet again it has the Mills and Boon feel to it, no man ever speaks like that, it's what she would want them to say. Notably Australia got a mention..just a mention though allegedly from David 2, the question "thought you were in Australia" went unanswered (I think, can't be sure though, reading that pish tends to make my brain melt)

No word on the crippling depression either, it doesn't just come and go, yes you can have better days and really bad days, but it doesn't disappear just because someone is taking you out to dinner, which I'm sure she said was the 25th, so that would have been yesterday, so we should find out in a couple of weeks how it went down :ROFLMAO:

Just re-read the dreary, was feeling utter crap yesterday, I keep getting chest infections, so spent most of the day in bed, but I see that she can't go to Australia until after the press awards..I somehow doubt she'll be up there with the top writers, I think her shared prize with Jan Moir was more of a pisstake than anything or just to placate their clickbait queens, though Jones isn't even clickbait anymore because readers can't comment, which is the whole point of clickbait.
 
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Feel better soon @shushablay .. sorry you’re under the weather x
Re Australian trip. I’m going to hazard a prediction. She’ll go ( or pretend to go)and have some drama filled experience with her relatives.Then..
Having established some sort of connection with White Ferrari man, she’ll create a fake love triangle between him and Australian Nigel?
It will all go pear-shaped and she’ll return to the depression articles.
 
Origen said:
Feel better soon @shushablay .. sorry you’re under the weather x
Re Australian trip. I’m going to hazard a prediction. She’ll go ( or pretend to go)and have some drama filled experience with her relatives.Then..
Having established some sort of connection with White Ferrari man, she’ll create a fake love triangle between him and Australian Nigel?
It will all go pear-shaped and she’ll return to the depression articles.
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Thanks, am feeling much better today. And now you've gone and blown it, you've stolen the next 3 months diary material. Remember she mentioned a few weeks ago about a rival who kept stealing her ideas. I wondered how that could be, was she telling this person in advance what she was thinking of writing about? Or was she implying that anything she wrote, her rival would copy. Never quite understood that. However, considering that you folks who contribute to this thread, often are way ahead of her and can predict what shite will be forthcoming, she's probably fuming that her lies are uncovered before she can even tell them :ROFLMAO:
 
Origen said:
Feel better soon @shushablay .. sorry you’re under the weather x
Re Australian trip. I’m going to hazard a prediction. She’ll go ( or pretend to go)and have some drama filled experience with her relatives.Then..
Having established some sort of connection with White Ferrari man, she’ll create a fake love triangle between him and Australian Nigel?
It will all go pear-shaped and she’ll return to the depression articles.
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I suspect her sister died, Juggo expected MoS to stump up for her ticket, the family barred her from the funeral (again!) and the whole charade collapsed like her wonky conk.
 
Norfolking Good said:
I was reading Private Eye and there was an article in there that the Mail and Mail on Sunday are semi merging their staff so there will be a lot of lay offs - fingers crossed Liz is one of them!
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Oooh really?!! It’s high time she got her comeuppance. God only knows how she kept her job for so long - probably knows where all the bodies are buried.
 
I'll take "things that never happened" for $500, please Alex...
 

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yeah I think she is desperately trying to bait David (1.0) now, at least I hope that's the case, because if he really did send her a pearl necklace and she's gone on to be so rude and dismissive about it, then she didn't deserve it in the first place and David would be mad to get involved again. I'm in agreement with @Mediastar pile of bs, not true.
 
The only thing that saves this from being an article from a heartless sociopath is that it’s obviously not true?
She’s claiming she has ‘Complex PTSD’ now!
What?? Is it because she didn’t get piano lessons or that they only had one bathroom…?
Effing fraudulent witch.
She’s just attempting to set up fake love triangle dross again. All the men everywhere love her, drool over her.. what can she do she’s so attractive and enticing.
Truly vomit-inducing this week.
 
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