FenellaTheWitch
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I just hope Norway send a decent Christmas tree this year. Steve was seriously vexed about that!
It was a pitifully spindly thing.I just hope Norway send a decent Christmas tree this year. Steve was seriously vexed about that!
With electricity prices as high as they are it will be an expensive habit this year.Presumably he can't be bothered to untangle them. Or he leaves them up and just adds a new layer.
It was a pitifully spindly thing.
Lady Diana was a huge fan of his show tooHow dare the drag queen (that Steve's never heard of of course) suggest that they used to have regular fry ups with Dale. Dale didn't eat fry ups he used to eat grilled food because he was such a fat boy
Steve saying he auditioned for Pans People...OK...
And is the Prince Philip story true? Steve saying he was a listener and used to ring up under the name Chloe?!?!
How dare the drag queen (that Steve's never heard of of course) suggest that they used to have regular fry ups with Dale. Dale didn't eat fry ups he used to eat grilled food because he was such a fat boy
Steve saying he auditioned for Pans People...OK...
And is the Prince Philip story true? Steve saying he was a listener and used to ring up under the name Chloe?!?!
Has Steve said anything about Holly and Phil?
That'll probably help them just as much as Piers rushing to defend them.Only to defend them!!
Only to defend them!!
Unfortunately for Steve Schof prefers those towards the other end of the age spectrum according to the other threads on here.He loves Schof, probably to the point of having a crush.
Unfortunately for Steve Schof prefers those towards the other end of the age spectrum according to the other threads on here.
That won't bother Steve, he leaves all his lights on all day and all nightWith electricity prices as high as they are it will be an expensive habit this year.
That won't bother Steve, he leaves all his lights on all day and all night
Oh I love this .... Imagine him and Garage turning up on the programme with Nicky Campbell/Davina Mcall (if it still exists). This comment will be shared with some JOB listeners I know.I think Farage might be his Dad. That would explain everything.
Yes and binning socks daily. He used to say this years ago when I listened to him.I know it's a minor thing in the greater scheme of things, but I find his bragging about it quite distasteful.
He does resemble a mix of both which would horrify him. I know many loathe NF but he does at least have a sense of humour and you could never say that about Jobbie. He's so ploddy and heavy and depressing.Bellend O’Brien the lovechild of Nigel Farage and Miriam Margolyes
Steve was gushing so much this morning about his trip to Royal Bank to get a letter saying he is who he says he is for his pension(s). He was in awe of the girl who served him (after he told her he was a radio presenter) and she then asked which radio station and he said LBC to which the girl replied that her and her husband listen to LBC all the time. Obviously she didn't recognise him (mind you I think I have read his real name is not Steve Allen). She basically gave him the letter but he went on an on about the excellent service. She basically did her job same as when he buys his bacon sandwiches from Greggs or mash from Iceland so not sure what all the gushing was about.
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