Lauren Goodger #98 Legs akimbo on the landing of doom selling half price pics of my meaty noon.

Several packs of chocolate buns, a large pack of cupcakes, two packets of chocolate cereals, I'm all for a balanced diet and not cutting out sweets, but this seems a bit much?

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So this looks like this is a little trolley for larose. So I’m assuming she’s putting larose food in there - so chocolate cereal, extremely sickly frosted cupcakes and chocolate crossiants.
Wow
Not saying she should completely cut it out but this seems excessive for a weekly shop and for someone who goes on about healthy crap- why isn’t she just making some chocolate cupcakes she has nothing else to do all day?!?
 
So this looks like this is a little trolley for larose. So I’m assuming she’s putting larose food in there - so chocolate cereal, extremely sickly frosted cupcakes and chocolate crossiants.
Wow
Not saying she should completely cut it out but this seems excessive for a weekly shop and for someone who goes on about healthy crap- why isn’t she just making some chocolate cupcakes she has nothing else to do all day?!?

So cute those little trollies.
Yes, she's such a contradiction. Mine certainly had junk food, not going to deny it. But she's always harping on about how 'elfy she is, that's what's so irritating. She's so unrelatable because she's a fraud.
Regarding baking, she doesn't seem to do any messy activities ( or if she does, we're not privy to it. And she wouldn't miss a photo opportunity to show what a wonderful mama she is).
I agree that Larose does get a lot of fresh air. She's always down the farm.
 
So cute those little trollies.
Yes, she's such a contradiction. Mine certainly had junk food, not going to deny it. But she's always harping on about how 'elfy she is, that's what's so irritating. She's so unrelatable because she's a fraud.
Regarding baking, she doesn't seem to do any messy activities ( or if she does, we're not privy to it. And she wouldn't miss a photo opportunity to show what a wonderful mama she is).
I agree that Larose does get a lot of fresh air. She's always down the farm.

I'm the same. Try to be healthy 80-90% of the time but do buy treats. Everything in moderation as they say. I would have no issue with her food shop but it's the unbearable smugness of her health posts, the way she thinks she's better than everyone because she buys organic, doesn't give her kid toxins etc. She's been banging on for at least a year about how amazing she is but she still looks like a ham.
 
Tubs is in bed with a choccy orange! That will be nice on her white bedding! 😂
 

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I think someone’s said the same on here before but larose is going to ask Lauren in years to come who the woman is with her in all her childhood pictures, and why there aren’t any pictures of her with her actual mum.
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There can’t be any “organic” photos of her and larose together put up around the home, which is sad. We’ve seen her media wall is just full of sparkly tat.
All larose has seen is her taking photos,heavily editing them for the public and posting them like she’s very proud. Being embarrassed by what she actually looks like, denying she looks like she’s does and shouting it’s everyone else’s fault and cameras are liars when there’s a IRL picture of her.

That’s laroses first interaction with mental health, self love, honesty etc. I really worry for the kids long term mental health. I don’t think lauren doing it on purpose, I think she’s just extremely thick, unfortunately was given a break on TOWIE which gave her some self righteous big head that she’s now the queen, but she’s really messing this kid up with her morals, ethics and just generally how she’s acting. And given the kid doesn’t have a lot of outside influence it’s scary!
 

Hmmmmm wonder if Mark took one look at her and his heart went ` PINGGGGGG!! luv of ma life ... bleeping hell want her back so badly ` .... Errrmmmm NOPE ... what's the bet BIGGGGGG geel knew they would be there .... how lovely sofff prettti bewwful yung ting BYG she is ... Looks exactly like her filtered to fuckery pics, small slim features .... blahhh blahhh BLAHH .... how bleeping embarrassing, no wonder she was scoffing Terry's chocolate ( or 3 ) in bed when she got home:oops::oops:

Thanks BIGGGG lozzzz, not enough pics, but my Christmas is now complete 🎄 🎄 🎄 :LOL::LOL:
 

Hmmmmm wonder if Mark took one look at her and his heart went ` PINGGGGGG!! luv of ma life ... bleeping hell want her back so badly ` .... Errrmmmm NOPE ... what's the bet BIGGGGGG geel knew they would be there .... how lovely sofff prettti bewwful yung ting BYG she is ... Looks exactly like her filtered to fuckery pics, small slim features .... blahhh blahhh BLAHH .... how bleeping embarrassing, no wonder she was scoffing Terry's chocolate ( or 3 ) in bed when she got home:oops::oops:

Thanks BIGGGG lozzzz, not enough pics, but my Christmas is now complete 🎄 🎄 🎄 :LOL::LOL:
1) you’d seriously think Essex a mile long and had one restaurant called sheesh. Seriously, is there no other restaurants in or around the area, it’s weird! Surprised they didn’t all go to the only club, sugar hut, ready for their trip to a farm at the weekend - tada you’ve had yourself an influencers weekend in Chigwell.
2) lauren seems to go here all the time, surely when there was suddenly paps taking pictures of her, which obviously never happens here, she’d have known something was going on. Also if it’s suchhh a small town and I’m sure they all know the owners etc she’d have known through the grapevine.

Chigwell sounds dire because clearly there’s not much else going on there 😂
 
1) you’d seriously think Essex a mile long and had one restaurant called sheesh. Seriously, is there no other restaurants in or around the area, it’s weird! Surprised they didn’t all go to the only club, sugar hut, ready for their trip to a farm at the weekend - tada you’ve had yourself an influencers weekend in Chigwell.
2) lauren seems to go here all the time, surely when there was suddenly paps taking pictures of her, which obviously never happens here, she’d have known something was going on. Also if it’s suchhh a small town and I’m sure they all know the owners etc she’d have known through the grapevine.

Chigwell sounds dire because clearly there’s not much else going on there 😂

I thought that restaurant was where she said she'd been kicked out of before after mark asked the owners to get rid of her so he could go there.
 
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