Lauren Goodger #98 Legs akimbo on the landing of doom selling half price pics of my meaty noon.

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Can’t wait for part two!

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AimlessShameless said:
And such lovely Christmas themed paper, poor LaPinkPlasticTat is never going to appreciate the real Christmas aesthetics. As long as it looks "good" for the gram with the minimal amount of effort and the maximum amount of #beenletdown grift then that's all that matters for the lazy witch.
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I thought when I first saw it I would've saved that paper for her birthday and used something more christmassy. But I assume she thinks it looks better with her tree than Christmas paper...
 
Wonder if Lauren will go to that church at Christmas, the one she seemed to be going to for kids club or something earlier in the year.
I actually love the wrapping paper though agree it might not be Christmas appropriate! (I’ll see myself out)
 
AimlessShameless said:
And such lovely Christmas themed paper, poor LaPinkPlasticTat is never going to appreciate the real Christmas aesthetics. As long as it looks "good" for the gram with the minimal amount of effort and the maximum amount of #beenletdown grift then that's all that matters for the lazy witch.
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I know, this is birthday paper, unless she thinks bubba gel is lajesus :unsure:🙏
 
The white sock guy is lucozade`s boyfriend .... what's the bet BIGGGGG lozzz has invited them to stay for Christmas, so they can run around after her, cook, clean, listen to her drunken WOE IS MEEE MEEE SHYTE ... ( blubbering into her baileys ` Mark still love me, as does oddbod, both will come back eventually to fight over me ` .... blubber .... blubber ) ..... make her cups of tea while she sits on the sofa like a sloth, eating a few tins of quality street, constantly stuffing her face with food and they both keep la`mystupidmumhasgotmecheapcrapfromtemu busy .... hey guys, wish her a Merry Christmas and RUN!!! get the feck out of there ...... She's using you both so she doesn't have to keep her child occupied over the festive season 🎄 🎄 🎄:LOL:
 
Is she just trying to pull an Ingham Family here for the gram/DM or how is this going to go realistically come Christmas? Is she expecting Larose to open one gift after another? Even then this would take hours. But a child usually wants to immediately play with a toy if they like it, Larose might be excited for the first few gifts but then get bored and tired.

Why not gift her two things that are high quality and she will really get something out of it rather than cheap tat. That kids phone has such bad reviews because its quality is so bad. Does she feel guilty about something and is trying to compensate? Or compete with Chaz?
 
Clickbait said:
A phone for a 3 year old and a huge amount of pink plastic crap. That is the antithesis of my approach to gifting for children: too many presents to acknowledge them or play with them all, clutter up the place, end up in landfill. If she wants her daughter to be growing up in a healthy world she needs to consider the environment a little more - she drives around in a huge car she doesn’t need, she lives for fast fashion, she’s just contributing to plastic pollution yet she worries about only eating organic fruit and veg. Make it make sense!
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That’s something I never understood about her, she drives around in a huge car when it’s just her and LaChelseaTractor, she’d be better suited to a Fiat500 or something of similar size, if her cosmetically increased arse could fit in it
 
HeyBabes said:
That’s something I never understood about her, she drives around in a huge car when it’s just her and LaChelseaTractor, she’d be better suited to a Fiat500 or something of similar size, if her cosmetically increased arse could fit in it
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Because she likes to make out that she's richer and better than us plebs who earn an honest crust. However she's in an ever decreasing circle of notoriety which means that soon there will be no coin to continue her pretence. Her grifting is probably because she has no spare cash after the bills are paid and she's desperate to maintain the Instagram lifestyle (and she's a lazy bleep)
 
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Jujujulia95 said:
Is she just trying to pull an Ingham Family here for the gram/DM or how is this going to go realistically come Christmas? Is she expecting Larose to open one gift after another? Even then this would take hours. But a child usually wants to immediately play with a toy if they like it, Larose might be excited for the first few gifts but then get bored and tired.

Why not gift her two things that are high quality and she will really get something out of it rather than cheap tat. That kids phone has such bad reviews because its quality is so bad. Does she feel guilty about something and is trying to compensate? Or compete with Chaz?
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because she wants the picture with a ridiculous amount of presents, probably around the tree, stacked high and thinking it’s some kinda flex when any normal person just finds it disgusting.

I can’t see any books, and even if it’s for kids I don’t think encouraging use of a mobile at such a young age is a good idea. teaching her at a young age that she has no money to buy herself a house to provide a bit of security for them both and instead sells her bumhole online so she can buy a load of plastic crap at Xmas. You could give a kid at that age an amazing Xmas spending very little, if they’re already greedy that’s learning from the parents……
 
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