Lauren Goodger #95 Me a bike, he a ball, me famous for doing duck all

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Sunnydaze101 said:
And she posted this this morning. She literally halves the size of her puffy face. She must hate looking in the mirror.

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And her eyes are actually kind of really close together, as the in the wild photos and your profile pic bewfully demonstrate.
And she doesn’t look at all like the seductive, sexy vixen radiating confidence she makes herself out to be with the help of her apps.
 
Meanwhile in PARIS 🇫🇷 Michelle & Mark…

Not a fried onion ring in site, at the 5 ⭐️ Gigi Restaurant - I have been, it’s exceptional in every way!

Poor Lauren, living a Parisian life on a Poundstretcher budget!

Could she even afford a day trip? Why hasn’t she taken LaNeverBeenAbroad on a day trip?

I don’t understand her life and how she finances it and foreseeing that it’s not sustainable?

We ask this question every week - is there anyone who knows the answers?
 

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Jujujulia95 said:
From I need to not eat any processed foods and my diet will be strict

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To this diet within a week

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And from uploading this as her profile pic earlier this week

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To this in mere days:

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Truly a cat fish extraordinaire
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Has she got slippers on her huge swollen feet? 🦶
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Sunnydaze101 said:
Yeah she’s has little beady eyes. She makes them wider with her filtering.
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Like little beady rat eyes 🐀
 
IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer said:
Meanwhile in PARIS 🇫🇷 Michelle & Mark…

Not a fried onion ring in site, at the 5 ⭐ Gigi Restaurant - I have been, it’s exceptional in every way!

Poor Lauren, living a Parisian life on a Poundstretcher budget!

Could she even afford a day trip? Why hasn’t she taken LaNeverBeenAbroad on a day trip?

I don’t understand her life and how she finances it and foreseeing that it’s not sustainable?

We ask this question every week - is there anyone who knows the answers?
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Did they have calamari? Hate a photo of a man kissing his girl with his hand in his pocket, looks slovenly.
 
WordSalad said:
She was obnoxious on that programme. Thought she didn't have to make any effort with her dates, just being with her should have been enough for them despite looking like the back of a bus without her usual filters. Goodness knows what she could have talked about though, her life is so boring.
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I get the impression that Anna from CGD has a soft spot for her / feels sorry for her so maybe they have found her some kind of pity slot.
Oh here she goes, second season of CGD & the only thing she has pulled is a muscle walking up the stairs in “the agency”
 
IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer said:
Meanwhile in PARIS 🇫🇷 Michelle & Mark…

Not a fried onion ring in site, at the 5 ⭐ Gigi Restaurant - I have been, it’s exceptional in every way!

Poor Lauren, living a Parisian life on a Poundstretcher budget!

Could she even afford a day trip? Why hasn’t she taken LaNeverBeenAbroad on a day trip?

I don’t understand her life and how she finances it and foreseeing that it’s not sustainable?

We ask this question every week - is there anyone who knows the answers?
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Ohh that’s Michelle with all her non fake Liz items. Ones she could afford after waking up each day and going to work.
 
Sunnydaze101 said:
Her filming today. Ummmm she needs to stop wearing skin tight tit

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Literally a square arse. She must have the tightest pair of spanks on after to make her arse that square.
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Initially thought it was the Big GC
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Is it me or has she got an extremely high forehead in the first pic? Bet those haircuts extensions are starting to tug her own barnet out!
 
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Jujujulia95 said:
From I need to not eat any processed foods and my diet will be strict

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To this diet within a week

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And from uploading this as her profile pic earlier this week

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To this in mere days:

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Truly a cat fish extraordinaire
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Safe to assume we will shortly get some pics of a slim lady nobody recognises in a white dress.
Is it me or are her shoes on weird, in the last photo it looks like her toes are miles back and heel completely hanging off the sandal?!
 
Gracie100 said:
So they're filming the TOWIE sports day! That's why she was going on about the hernia, to get out of taking part! I recently watched an old episode of TOWIE when they had a sports day and Big Loz didn't want to take part in a race because she was too worried about her facial expressions whilst running 🙄
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Hahahaha. Hernia excuse must have killed her business a bit. But she’s more worried about getting a sick card for sports day. Again. Hilarious.
 
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