Lauren Goodger #95 Me a bike, he a ball, me famous for doing duck all

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Piff paff puff said:
So desperate for attention, constantly claiming her and lamunchausensbyproxy are ill. It's not working, no one is calling her, texting her, visiting her. A+E every week, what next? I dread to think.
Get a hobby, one that doesn't include inhaling take aways.
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LaMunchausenbyproxy 😂 has killed me 😂 💀 😝 💀 🤣

And what Mother thinks and then announces on IG… just waiting for my 3 YEAR OLD TO CATCH IT - like 🤬

LaDontGiveMeTheShits shouldn’t be sleeping in the same bed ffs

And sorry Lauren, it’s not pleasant having a toddler with the runs, but with respect, I’ve had to care for both my elderly parents and let me just say, I would swap dealing with a sick toddler any day (as I did on many occasions when she was that age) and I certainly didn’t post about it on bloody social media!!!!

That poor child, it’s actually a form of abuse, she is projecting all her fabricated illnesses, anxiety and passive aggressive behaviour towards people / family / 0.5 etc, who she treats like cunts, but expects them to come running when she’s eaten something that hasn’t agreed with her and can’t be bothered to have to deal with MiniMe having the same…

I don’t believe for one second that she had a bug, I reckon that she saw all the other young, fit TOWIE girls at this sports day thingy and was mortified, being the size of a house and physically incapable of running a yard…

Which circles us back to a few weeks ago, about her being so into her “training and swimming and Pilates”… oh do JOG ON

I mean WADDLE ON, as jogging would require way to much effort and energy 😂
 
Oh man, forcing myself to watch a double portion of TOWIE tonight. I can feel my brain cells dwindle at all the: litcherallys, at the end of the days & basicallys... It's the one with the cringe cowboy party & our BYG looking self conscious in her hat & twiddling her hair. She already managed to mention she's a mum, which is useful as I'd clean forgotten. Her head is about 4 times bigger than Amy Child's head in one scene.
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IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer said:
LaMunchausenbyproxy 😂 has killed me 😂 💀 😝 💀 🤣

And what Mother thinks and then announces on IG… just waiting for my 3 YEAR OLD TO CATCH IT - like 🤬

LaDontGiveMeTheShits shouldn’t be sleeping in the same bed ffs

And sorry Lauren, it’s not pleasant having a toddler with the runs, but with respect, I’ve had to care for both my elderly parents and let me just say, I would swap dealing with a sick toddler any day (as I did on many occasions when she was that age) and I certainly didn’t post about it on bloody social media!!!!

That poor child, it’s actually a form of abuse, she is projecting all her fabricated illnesses, anxiety and passive aggressive behaviour towards people / family / 0.5 etc, who she treats like cunts, but expects them to come running when she’s eaten something that hasn’t agreed with her and can’t be bothered to have to deal with MiniMe having the same…

I don’t believe for one second that she had a bug, I reckon that she saw all the other young, fit TOWIE girls at this sports day thingy and was mortified, being the size of a house and physically incapable of running a yard…

Which circles us back to a few weeks ago, about her being so into her “training and swimming and Pilates”… oh do JOG ON

I mean WADDLE ON, as jogging would require way to much effort and energy 😂
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All of the above and she exploits her daughter on social media, putting semi clothed pics of a toddler on and talking about her toileting when well aware pervs, rapists and paedos from her only fans are likely to be looking.
 
ejacks said:
I has cold am mumma can no work because bubba may sick.

Is my Lozish good? Shall I send it to my boss and see if it gets me off work Monday? Obviously I am deathly ill and couldn’t possibly do anything.
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Oh you defo sound sick. Order a pizza, some curries and a bucket of kfc to make u feel better for lunch. Don’t forget a bottle of deep fried water to wash it down. Get better soon.
 
Jujujulia95 said:
She on mend gels

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That "hardly used mirreh" that failed to sell in the jumbly of doom is certainly putting a shift in now!

See Mumma's speshul workroom door has been left unlocked, what she been up to, fort she ill?? Oh no, I'm still reeling from the revelations on the Skanky price thread yesterday, and no I didn't go searching for the pics! Every thought is coming back to that though :sick:
 
Oh the shoes got me in stitches. Lauren luv, we know you can’t afford Chanel these days, but at least try and buy fakes that are half decent and not plastic looking. Also Chanel would not put their CC on wonky!!!!!Stop spending your money on tacky tit fakes that everyone’s knows they’re fake…why don’t you put the money aside for your only child’s future instead of making yourself feel like you’re wearing Chanel. You look cheap and nasty. Fullstop.

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Do u think she went to the sports day thinking she looked like the chick on the right?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂. All the TOWIE folk will be in stitches right now laughing at what she’s posted and realizing how bleeping deluded she actually is
 
I’m so behind on Lozza atm but I just wanted to share some in the wild ones of our bewful gal. She was with Junaid and LaRose having a roast. All looked quite moody but they did both take it turns to play with LaRose on the swings etc so I’ll give them that. My husband was so confused with her bum 🤣
 

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Okivia2020 said:
I’m so behind on Lozza atm but I just wanted to share some in the wild ones of our bewful gal. She was with Junaid and LaRose having a roast. All looked quite moody but they did both take it turns to play with LaRose on the swings etc so I’ll give them that. My husband was so confused with her bum 🤣
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I don’t know where to start with these! Tattle is on fire this weekend ! Thank you! Her wide leg stance when she walks always has me creasing 😂
 
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