Lauren Goodger #95 Me a bike, he a ball, me famous for doing duck all

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Recent trauma:
• Discovers there are consequences to taking money to promote something she knows nothing about which turns out to be illegal and has lost other people money, when she is charged and taken to court.
• Realises that constantly slagging her friends and family off on social media means they no longer want to socialise with her, bring her meals and babysit her daughter.
• Has to spend several hours contorting into unnatural positions to try and clean her ‘bumhole’ so she can try and flog a seedy video for £600.
• Gets papped in her gym gear looking vastly different to her own curated images posing in front of mirrors at David Lloyd.
• Her hernia gets infected after binging on heavily processed food and takeaways, vows to go on a health kick after beige food bonanza.
• Discovers she’s run out of free food box promotions and might have to ‘buy from supermarket’.
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@Clickbait

You literally took the words out of my mouth and wrote them! Bravo 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Surely the trauma was initiated when 0.5 smacked her black and blue?

She milked that ‘trauma’ to the press for months and yet didn’t go thru with pressing charges??

We all know she was more concerned that her drug induced abuse and god knows what else would be exposed!

She let down the real victims who suffer trauma and domestic violence - and her continual pity party is now beyond tiresome.

Grow the duck up Lauren, for the sake of LaMiniMeWillEndUpBeingFuckedUp if she continues watching how her Mummy acts and behaves. The internet is also there FOREVER.

Don’t these brain dead morons ever learn… RANT OVER 😠

And WHOSE FACE IS THAT??? 🤡 🦍 🐶 🤔
 

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Clickbait said:
Recent trauma:
• Discovers there are consequences to taking money to promote something she knows nothing about which turns out to be illegal and has lost other people money, when she is charged and taken to court.
• Realises that constantly slagging her friends and family off on social media means they no longer want to socialise with her, bring her meals and babysit her daughter.
• Has to spend several hours contorting into unnatural positions to try and clean her ‘bumhole’ so she can try and flog a seedy video for £600.
• Gets papped in her gym gear looking vastly different to her own curated images posing in front of mirrors at David Lloyd.
• Her hernia gets infected after binging on heavily processed food and takeaways, vows to go on a health kick after beige food bonanza.
• Discovers she’s run out of free food box promotions and might have to ‘buy from supermarket’.
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Spoke to soon Clicky, normal service has been resumed 😂

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