Lauren Goodger #95 Me a bike, he a ball, me famous for doing duck all

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Maybe it’s just me but if I were preparing to sell pictures of my bum hole I wouldn’t simultaneously be complaining about having a minging belly button which is also a hole on one’s body. I assume one doesn’t pay to see the front one & it certainly doesn’t make me want to whip out my card and offer up cash so I can see 2 of her minging holes.
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troutpout69 said:
Nah that would look better than this!
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I got damaged in pregnancy & feel I need to stick up for bust arseholes here !

Give me a burst hole any day of the week!!
 
How scruffy and lazy is she? There's only her and Lacornonthecob there!! Why can she not just hang things up as soon as she has used them etc? Is she always trying lots of her clothes on because she cannot find anything to wear and nothing fits then just throwing them on the floor? Why does she not make it into a game for Lacornonthecob having a race to see who can put the toys away the fastest? Its not hard bloody hell!! She is teaching her daughter to be a lazy sloth like herself. Can she not just put a towel away after a shower/bath? I'd hate to see how she leaves hotel rooms I bet its a disgrace.
 
Bet she loved being chauffeured and feeling like a star

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Jujujulia95 said:
Bet she loved being chauffeured and feeling like a star

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And she has someone with her because she said she can’t travel to London becusee of all her trauma. What trauma??? Is she talking about her Hernia?? Man she acts like such a two year old child. She needs to grow the duck up and stop embarrassing herself. She’s nearly 40 and acts like she’s the world’s most hard done by women in the world. Grow up. tit happens. Life happens at this age you just deal with it
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“My production company”. It’s bleeping TOWIE. Just TOWIE. It’s not a bleeping production they just film you having a coffee
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Look at her old aged wrinkly skin. Smoking and sunbeds have defo made her look like tit
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TOWIE must be regretting the day they agreed to sign her up again. She sounds like a right nuisance
 
It better not be Towie work. I’m sorry but she’s promoting sex work and cam girls, being tried for financial crimes- why is she allowed to work for national television company on a programme designed for young viewers?! Baffled. I complained to itv about her Instagram sex work and being on Towie and heard nothing back so I’ll be chasing this if she’s back on- just seems so wrong.
As for the trauma of London…who knows what that’s related to? I’m sure if she was given a free PR stay in a nice hotel with spa treatment and dinner the trauma would magically disappear
 
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