Lauren Goodger #95 Me a bike, he a ball, me famous for doing duck all

[PerfectlyOrganisedMess]

I'd put money on that she didn't write that herselfIt's far too grammatically correct! And it looks as if she actually wore that nappy suit for towie filming. It's like the story of the folktale The Emperor's New Clothes - everyone around her doesn't have the bottle to tell her she looks a mess, like mutton dressed as lamb.
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I think you’ve become fluent in her language because this reads sooo poorly. Grammar is terrible “I don’t want too drink”.

 

[NotAgain?]

I liked that Shein thing on the model and I'm a scrawny old bird, pouufy things give me a bit of shape. When I checked it, it was 100% polyester She can't have been comfy with that lashed around her on a hot day

 

[A-Soul]

Me been sober one ‘year.’
Me not had drink in my life for the past few ‘years.’

Make it make sense Lozza?!

 

[Norfolking Good]

Jesus if I were BYG I’d be permanently pissed mainly to forget her horrible wardrobe

 

[Pesky Tarian]

Reminds me of those puffy pants you used to put on bubba gels to cover their nappies.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Wears an adult nally to cover her £600 bum hole. She can’t have sold to many of her bum hole pics if she’s buying fake tit and £11 outfits from Shein for TV appearances. Same with Junaid and his fake Dior shoes, they must have the same supplier.

 

[Emmie81]

Wait, didn’t she post the desire for a bar and mixologist at lamymumsaboozy last birthday ?

A year sober but it’s not been part of my life for the last few years ? She’s sounds pissed from that statement alone

 

[GlitterFluff]

Wait, didn’t she post the desire for a bar and mixologist at lamymumsaboozy last birthday ?

A year sober but it’s not been part of my life for the last few years ? She’s sounds pissed from that statement alone

Her fellow bum hole flasher, Kieran Hayler, had a mixologist for his 3 year old's party. Lozza and KH have more in common than I thought!

Ooooh then there's the 0.5 connection.

Gosh, what a sordid little world!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

I think you’ve become fluent in her language because this reads sooo poorly. Grammar is terrible “I don’t want too drink”.

Oh my bad I had my LozzaLingo glasses on when I read it

 

[Emmie81]

Her fellow bum hole flasher, Kieran Hayler, had a mixologist for his 3 year old's party. Lozza and KH have more in common than I thought!

Ooooh then there's the 0.5 connection.

Gosh, what a sordid little world!

I mean to be fair, I’d have a bar at my twin nieces 9th party in October if it was up to me - 30 screaming kids ? duck that on all kinds of levels !!! What kinda of lardy medical condition can I feign to get out of it

I might put a grape in my belly button and use a bit of plaster ‘de’ Paris and claim hernia pain - OUI OUI OUI

 

[Jujujulia95]

 

[Norfolking Good]

I’d like to see the unfiltered version of the picture please Lozza

 

[Clickbait]

Would you like to see how I apply makeup to a face I have heavily filtered so it bears no resemblance to my actual face therefore rendering the whole process pointless? Let me think…

The filler migration, fake beauty spot and very odd hairline (has she taken to wearing a wig?)

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Neanderthals are so soft pretty

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Does she think that’s a pretty filtered pic of herself???????

 

[wrongturn]

Would you like to see how I apply makeup to a face I have heavily filtered so it bears no resemblance to my actual face therefore rendering the whole process pointless? Let me think…

The filler migration, fake beauty spot and very odd hairline (has she taken to wearing a wig?)

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Neanderthals are so soft pretty

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Does she think that’s a pretty filtered pic of herself???????

Great minds

 

[higos827]

Oh my

How can someone possibly think they look good??? She looks like a man and those lips omg

 

[KingOfLove]

Neanderthals are so soft pretty

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Does she think that’s a pretty filtered pic of herself???????

I follow about 8 or 9 threads on Tattle. The LG threads/posters are the absolute best for supreme comedy though

 

[Jujujulia95]

 

[troutpout69]

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Err no thanks Big Loz, we’re good!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Oh man I just watched the tutorial The way her spitty wet tongue kept protruding from her massive, misshapen lips. She really looked as if she wasn't all there. And who would learn anything from the biggest, filtered catfish going.