Lauren Goodger #90 Big Loz has turned into a hermite whilst spouting her usual!

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Bewful icckle nooobawn toddlaaaa, in gawjus soft fur just like er mumma
 

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Mycatismad said:
The goats were probably wondering why a Sasquatch was allowed to roam free range on the farm.
Little LaBristow and friend look very cute though in their farm friendly Bay Trading circa 2004 polyester get ups, hopefully BYG won’t stomp mud all over them on a crazed rampage to the café/bins.
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I wouldn’t assume they are polyester, BYG well known for having real fox fur jackets so probs Labristow would get one too (clarsy innit)
 
Happy Christmas, Scrunchies!!!!!

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As we catch up with her at Magic Mike Live’s fifth anniversary in London, Lauren is enjoying a rare child-free night out – but it’s clear she’s missing her little girl.


“This is the first time I’ve been out or had a drink in six months,” she tells us. “I cannot wait to get home to Larose!”

Here, Lauren, 37, also opens up about dating apps, her dreams to have more children and her return to The Only Way Is Essex …

Hi, Lauren! How is life with Larose at the moment?

I am absolutely obsessed with her. She’s beautiful. When she wakes up in the morning, even if it’s 5am, I’m like, “Baby, kiss Mummy,” and she kisses me. She’s so affectionate and so clever. She’s not in nursery, but we do a lot of playgroups. I don’t have a nanny and have no help at all.

Is it hard being a single parent?

It’s the hardest job I’ve ever had in my life, but it is the most amazing and rewarding. I have wanted to be a mum since I was young. I’m very maternal.

Being a single parent is the hardest job, but the most amazing (Image: Phil Harris)
Would you like to have more children?

I want to have more. And I want to get married. I want to be a housewife. I’m bored and I want to retire. I want a rich man and to move into a big house. I want to fill the house with kids and I just want to cook and clean. I need a man who is ready to have a wife at home and I just want loads of babies. I’m a very old-fashioned, traditional woman.

There was speculation you were getting back with Charles. What’s going on there?

We’re not together. We’re good friends and we’re co-parenting for Larose. We’re doing as much as we can together to keep her life normal and that is purely what it is. We get on and we’ve been through so much. I’ve got a lot of love for him because he is my kid’s dad, regardless of whatever happened. I’m trying to do the best I can for Larose, and she loves him. We take her away and do things as a family to keep it normal, but we’re not romantically together.

Would you ever get back with him?

Not right now. I don’t know what the future holds. I’ll always love him. You’ve got to understand what I’ve been through – there’s that trauma – so it’s hard to break away from someone. It’s so hard because it’s so wrapped around what happened. I want to get over it and heal, and I look at him as healing things.

She said she and Charles won't get back together right now
Are you open to dating other people?

Yes, I’m single.

Are you on any dating apps?

Everyone tells me to get on Raya and a lot of my friends are on it. I’ve set up an account and it says my application is waiting. Do I really want to try dating apps? I don’t know.

Do you think it’s harder to meet people as you get older?

Yes, and I don’t go out any more. I just sit at home all the time.

Do you get famous men in your DMs?

Yes. Footballers, boxers and rappers – I get it all. [Mainly] premiership footballers and really wealthy rappers. But I can’t say who.

Could you see yourself with a rapper?

I think they suit me, but my life doesn’t suit them. I’m very chilled and at home. I’m not out. I was asked a few years ago to be in a music video for a massive rapper and he asked, “How much do you charge for the day?” And now I think I should have done it, but I didn’t.

You’re looking great at the moment…

I want to get really skinny. I’m bored with curves and a big arse – I’m over it. I have no idea what size I am right now. I’m currently wearing size 12 Zara trousers, but they stretch. I don’t know what size I want to go down to, it’s more about how I feel.

You’ve hinted you could be returning to TOWIE. Are there any plans for that?

Yes. I’m hoping to go back in February.
 
GlitterFluff said:
Happy Christmas, Scrunchies!!!!!

Full article

As we catch up with her at Magic Mike Live’s fifth anniversary in London, Lauren is enjoying a rare child-free night out – but it’s clear she’s missing her little girl.


“This is the first time I’ve been out or had a drink in six months,” she tells us. “I cannot wait to get home to Larose!”

Here, Lauren, 37, also opens up about dating apps, her dreams to have more children and her return to The Only Way Is Essex …

Hi, Lauren! How is life with Larose at the moment?

I am absolutely obsessed with her. She’s beautiful. When she wakes up in the morning, even if it’s 5am, I’m like, “Baby, kiss Mummy,” and she kisses me. She’s so affectionate and so clever. She’s not in nursery, but we do a lot of playgroups. I don’t have a nanny and have no help at all.

Is it hard being a single parent?

It’s the hardest job I’ve ever had in my life, but it is the most amazing and rewarding. I have wanted to be a mum since I was young. I’m very maternal.

Being a single parent is the hardest job, but the most amazing (Image: Phil Harris)
Would you like to have more children?

I want to have more. And I want to get married. I want to be a housewife. I’m bored and I want to retire. I want a rich man and to move into a big house. I want to fill the house with kids and I just want to cook and clean. I need a man who is ready to have a wife at home and I just want loads of babies. I’m a very old-fashioned, traditional woman.

There was speculation you were getting back with Charles. What’s going on there?

We’re not together. We’re good friends and we’re co-parenting for Larose. We’re doing as much as we can together to keep her life normal and that is purely what it is. We get on and we’ve been through so much. I’ve got a lot of love for him because he is my kid’s dad, regardless of whatever happened. I’m trying to do the best I can for Larose, and she loves him. We take her away and do things as a family to keep it normal, but we’re not romantically together.

Would you ever get back with him?

Not right now. I don’t know what the future holds. I’ll always love him. You’ve got to understand what I’ve been through – there’s that trauma – so it’s hard to break away from someone. It’s so hard because it’s so wrapped around what happened. I want to get over it and heal, and I look at him as healing things.

She said she and Charles won't get back together right now
Are you open to dating other people?

Yes, I’m single.

Are you on any dating apps?

Everyone tells me to get on Raya and a lot of my friends are on it. I’ve set up an account and it says my application is waiting. Do I really want to try dating apps? I don’t know.

Do you think it’s harder to meet people as you get older?

Yes, and I don’t go out any more. I just sit at home all the time.

Do you get famous men in your DMs?

Yes. Footballers, boxers and rappers – I get it all. [Mainly] premiership footballers and really wealthy rappers. But I can’t say who.

Could you see yourself with a rapper?

I think they suit me, but my life doesn’t suit them. I’m very chilled and at home. I’m not out. I was asked a few years ago to be in a music video for a massive rapper and he asked, “How much do you charge for the day?” And now I think I should have done it, but I didn’t.

You’re looking great at the moment…

I want to get really skinny. I’m bored with curves and a big arse – I’m over it. I have no idea what size I am right now. I’m currently wearing size 12 Zara trousers, but they stretch. I don’t know what size I want to go down to, it’s more about how I feel.

You’ve hinted you could be returning to TOWIE. Are there any plans for that?

Yes. I’m hoping to go back in February.
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“Size 12 Zara trousers” utter 💩! Zara comes up quite small, not a chance that butt has got into those!
Also “massive rapper” it was probably actually “massive crapper”
 
She’s fuckin deluded and no a man on this earth wants her, she lives in an alternate universe where she is lusted after by really rich and good looking men when In reality the nearest thing to some sort of affection she receives is when she begs lakissmenot for a kiss at 5am, that child is a crutch, not a daughter for her
 
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