Lauren Goodger #90 Big Loz has turned into a hermite whilst spouting her usual!

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I have an idea Scrunchies! She obvs thinks she’s still famous so any of us who live local to her, we’ll club together, the local one nips to B&M, messages Loz to say their Christmas tree decorating company will do it (I’m thinking under the guise of BYG Ltd) then the lucky person can see her in the house without the photoshop!
 
geordiegirl said:
I have an idea Scrunchies! She obvs thinks she’s still famous so any of us who live local to her, we’ll club together, the local one nips to B&M, messages Loz to say their Christmas tree decorating company will do it (I’m thinking under the guise of BYG Ltd) then the lucky person can see her in the house without the photoshop!
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I live very very near ! I’m tempted haha
The thing is there are loads of trees for sale , there is a place literally 5 mins away from her that sells them !
 
Hey Loz, if times are hard and you're struggling to buy sunglass and beans from supermarket why not buy a red cloak with a hood, paint on a white beard, say 'ho ho ho' - bingo, you're Santa. You bewfel yungel will obviously have a job fitting your size 32 8 arse into the costume, but a bit of padding and a pesky pap wind machine and I reckon you could be onto a winner. Love you big gel.
 
Bonbon76 said:
She could use it as an excuse to demonstrate just how "real" she is, a la Mylene Klass, emphasising the importance of family and painting herself to be the best Earth Mother.
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There is no way she can compete with skanky price when it comes to bein' an Amaaaaaaaaaazin' Muvva. Yes an amazing Muvva who failed her drugs test............................... Actually I don't think Lozza is quite in the same league as skanky yet :)
 
I wonder if she got her Christmas tree from here today? BYG in her natural habitat. 🐷






 
Omg pick me please please please. I will wash your car and tit stained sofa and send you ready made meals and iron your used knickers and decorate your tree and un-use your mirrors and deep fry all your food for you

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Ohh and I guess that means I have to screw Charlie too
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
I wonder if she got her Christmas tree from here today? BYG in her natural habitat. 🐷

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The goats were probably wondering why a Sasquatch was allowed to roam free range on the farm.
Little LaBristow and friend look very cute though in their farm friendly Bay Trading circa 2004 polyester get ups, hopefully BYG won’t stomp mud all over them on a crazed rampage to the café/bins.
 
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