Lauren Goodger #90 Big Loz has turned into a hermite whilst spouting her usual!

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She will be wanting those godawful ‘trees’ that doesn’t have any branches or semblance of anything arboreal at all. Made up of giant duck-off lollipops, balloons and feathers. With an upside down pair of stripey stockinged legs sticking out the top instead of a star or angel. Department store, film prop soulless tit!
 
Notredamn said:
She will be wanting those godawful ‘trees’ that doesn’t have any branches or semblance of anything arboreal at all. Made up of giant duck-off lollipops, balloons and feathers. With an upside down pair of stripey stockinged legs sticking out the top instead of a star or angel. Department store, film prop soulless tit!
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A girl I went to school with keeps posting photos of basically this exact tree that she did for her baby daughter. I cannot emphasise enough how vile it looks.
 
She really is a cretin! She is emotionally ******** and I’m no convinced she has any real feelings for Laorphanannie! Think she just posts tit up to make her look like a caring Mum, when the rest of us do that sort of thing naturally and don’t think twice about it! Also disgusted at how quickly she seems to have moved on from losing her full term baby and posing for a tacky photo shoot literally days after! She can’t be arsed to get a job and would rather go through life grifting and selling her chunky minge on Only Pervs!
 
50% off Guyzzz talk to me come only talk init.
I big big bewful gel (BBBG) I show fans only you got money I talk me home bike not sick ever since 2008 for weeks sick now N E body else down run muvva of newborn big baby gel sleep know or rest know single init. I floor less, job less, tired less, muvva less come talk.
I sharpie make speshull knickers & cloves two yung bewful & petite fur real cloves i drawn on my elfy bodee not just a pritte face I got brian LaMensa Cleva newborn nineteaeighth percentaisle cleva intellajunce init all culers numba & letta high IQ buy in supamarkit 🤣🤣🤣
 

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OGJessicaFletcher said:
50% off Guyzzz talk to me come only talk init.
I big big bewful gel (BBBG) I show fans only you got money I talk me home bike not sick ever since 2008 for weeks sick now N E body else down run muvva of newborn big baby gel sleep know or rest know single init. I floor less, job less, tired less, muvva less come talk.
I sharpie make speshull knickers & cloves two yung bewful & petite fur real cloves i drawn on my elfy bodee not just a pritte face I got brian LaMensa Cleva newborn nineteaeighth percentaisle cleva intellajunce init all culers numba & letta high IQ buy in supamarkit 🤣🤣🤣
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The drastic photoshopping of her body yet the shadow is humungous!!! 😂
 
OGJessicaFletcher said:
50% off Guyzzz talk to me come only talk init.
I big big bewful gel (BBBG) I show fans only you got money I talk me home bike not sick ever since 2008 for weeks sick now N E body else down run muvva of newborn big baby gel sleep know or rest know single init. I floor less, job less, tired less, muvva less come talk.
I sharpie make speshull knickers & cloves two yung bewful & petite fur real cloves i drawn on my elfy bodee not just a pritte face I got brian LaMensa Cleva newborn nineteaeighth percentaisle cleva intellajunce init all culers numba & letta high IQ buy in supamarkit 🤣🤣🤣
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Come talk me. Me sexy talk u. Pay me cash and I pic you sexy trotter feet. You pay me cash and I show you my flabby tuna canoe
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OGJessicaFletcher said:
50% off Guyzzz talk to me come only talk init.
I big big bewful gel (BBBG) I show fans only you got money I talk me home bike not sick ever since 2008 for weeks sick now N E body else down run muvva of newborn big baby gel sleep know or rest know single init. I floor less, job less, tired less, muvva less come talk.
I sharpie make speshull knickers & cloves two yung bewful & petite fur real cloves i drawn on my elfy bodee not just a pritte face I got brian LaMensa Cleva newborn nineteaeighth percentaisle cleva intellajunce init all culers numba & letta high IQ buy in supamarkit 🤣🤣🤣
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I love that her ‘shadow‘ is obvs where the outline of her body is without the photoshop.

is it me or is that sexy swim suit photoshopped on too? 😂
 
OGJessicaFletcher said:
50% off Guyzzz talk to me come only talk init.
I big big bewful gel (BBBG) I show fans only you got money I talk me home bike not sick ever since 2008 for weeks sick now N E body else down run muvva of newborn big baby gel sleep know or rest know single init. I floor less, job less, tired less, muvva less come talk.
I sharpie make speshull knickers & cloves two yung bewful & petite fur real cloves i drawn on my elfy bodee not just a pritte face I got brian LaMensa Cleva newborn nineteaeighth percentaisle cleva intellajunce init all culers numba & letta high IQ buy in supamarkit 🤣🤣🤣
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Its one of those optical illusion outfits that Gemma Collins likes to wear to show-off her 3 stone weight-loss
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OGJessicaFletcher said:
50% off Guyzzz talk to me come only talk init.
I big big bewful gel (BBBG) I show fans only you got money I talk me home bike not sick ever since 2008 for weeks sick now N E body else down run muvva of newborn big baby gel sleep know or rest know single init. I floor less, job less, tired less, muvva less come talk.
I sharpie make speshull knickers & cloves two yung bewful & petite fur real cloves i drawn on my elfy bodee not just a pritte face I got brian LaMensa Cleva newborn nineteaeighth percentaisle cleva intellajunce init all culers numba & letta high IQ buy in supamarkit 🤣🤣🤣
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This photoshopping is insane. You can tell how much they’ve chopped off her knee. Try to draw a line between her bent leg thigh and shin, her knees just disappeared then has it?! She’s so embarrassing this is going to be like an “I am Sam” situation where the kid reaches 5 and has more brains than the parent”. Actually, not sure we need to wait until 5!
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Sunnydaze101 said:
Poor bewful soft pretty Lauren she’s put her pinky through the pencil sharpener again and now growing a tumor on her index finger.

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Whilst she photoshops to the EXTREME, this is her little finger going partially behind the phone. She’s using her pinky to hold the phone up. She’s got a black T-shirt and black phone which is creating an illusion. She’s still a loser who needs to get off her phone and read with her child instead of eye bleeping her filtered, fake image.
 
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