Lauren Goodger #88 You pretend to swim laps and show your baps and flaps. You're just Putin on a show.

[Pom Bear]

Ursula Unleashed sounds like a thread title AND a Pom Bear picture caption

Looool just made xxx...

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Ursula Unleashed
I can’t understand who is paying for this content
But it’s disgusting that her Name is Lauren Rose on her Onion Fans, why include any part of your baby girls names

Here at about 4:53 where she talks about OFs and she says she’s not doing porn as she never does nudes or show breast and nipples as she wants to get married and be respectful. And that was about two years ago. And now look at what she’s doing.

 

[Lottiew1]

That’s exactly the problem… she has no clue about calorie control so she eats all this on top of her usual slop and then doesn’t understand why she’s not losing weight

She hasn't got a clue about anything wor loz!

 

[Angry Emma]

Face bleeping herself in a kids playground now I see! she's absolutely deluded!

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

Could the shape of her face look any more like a cheese triangle

 

[FoxyBingo]

how strange to be face bleeping herself in the middle of a children's playground.

 

[A-Soul]

She’s tired guys. She’s been to the gym and looked after her daughter most of the week who is incredibly unreasonable in waking up at 7am. Add to that she has to keep her punters entertained and photoshop all her social media content. She can’t be expected to cook an omelette - far too time consuming and complex. Cut her some slack!

Most people are up getting ready for work, or commuting to it by 7am. How will she cope with having to be up and ready to drop Laorse off to school by 8.30 in two years time?

I wonder what her usual lie-in time is, when LaSonyaJackson isn’t there is? I can imagine her languishing in her omelette fart stinking pit until well after midday myself.

 

[Notredamn]

So what’s Vladimir Trunchbull up to today, then? Oh yes: whingeing, ordering takeout and pouting in front of a park. Having had a ‘well deserved’ blow dry idiot.

 

[Oh_Biscuits!]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.12...sporty-figure-treating-blow-dry-post-gym.html

Omg are we going to be subjected to daily gym going "news"?!

 

[mchops]

Splash news with their ladders and wind machines again making her look fat and ugly .

 

[Bonbon76]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.12...sporty-figure-treating-blow-dry-post-gym.html

Omg are we going to be subjected to daily gym going "news"?!

Nah, it'll all fizzle out by Wednesday...

 

[YogaKitty444]

If she wants to loose weight does she not need to be getting in the cardio first, surely she's just going to bulk out with the weight training unless she's burning major kcals doing it. I mean her arse doesn't need to be getting any bigger with squats and lifts does it.

That's not how cardio amd weight training works....

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.12...sporty-figure-treating-blow-dry-post-gym.html

Omg are we going to be subjected to daily gym going "news"?!

“Looked sporty”
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Here at about 4:53 where she talks about OFs and she says she’s not doing porn as she never does nudes or show breast and nipples as she wants to get married and be respectful. And that was about two years ago. And now look at what she’s doing.

She talks such bollocks doesn’t she?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

No words. It’s like it gets worst everyday.

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

my favourite part of the recent Daily Fail article:

'She now has meal preps from Woo'd By Food, which includes things like chicken and rice, and fish and potatoes’

How exotic!
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No words. It’s like it gets worst everyday.

I thought she was wearing a new brand of sunglass for a minute, then realised it was a window reflection

 

[A-Soul]

No words. It’s like it gets worst everyday.

Is that her Putin annexes the Crimea face?

I raise you that for… Obese 80s Saturday Night Live legend O.D’ing on Speedball.

(I’m guessing a lot of you will be seeing this in the morning… I apologise for putting you off your bran flakes, or for assisting you in bringing them back up.)

 

[Chi4]

That's not how cardio amd weight training works....

. We know that

 

[troutpout69]

No words. It’s like it gets worst everyday.

duck me shes inflating and getting bigger rather than losing weight!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

“I’m still a full mum “……..yes we know that you fool, you eat constantly and in gigantic portions. You buy at supermarket

 

[Pom Bear]

Loooool x..