Lauren Goodger #88 You pretend to swim laps and show your baps and flaps. You're just Putin on a show.

[Anna666]

We all know this ` elff kick ` will last a week at a push .... she's lazy, greedy .... sticks to nothing, and ` predictable ` is only showing herself working out to prove some kind of silly point to ` odd bod ` ... Id imagine his new girlfriend is a gym bunny, they work out together, she's slim, fit, younger and BIGGGG lozzzz is jealous, this is what this all about .... its childish, immature behaviour you would expect from a 13yr old ` ill show immm ` as she scoffs a double mars bar, with a big tub of Ben and Jerrys, while stalking the new gf`s social media ... you can bet in-between tuna, mayo, jacket laden with a pound of anchor butter, she still has justeat on speed dial and orders in a large doner, with cheesy chips, and a bottle of original coke for her midnight snack! ... Moaning at getting up at 7am? ...... as most mums and dads are up earlier, with their children, part of being a parent ... only difference, they have a day of work ahead, unlike this dozy sloth who does duck ALL ... keep the videos coming BIGGG guurl, they're giving me such a good laugh!

 

[NotAgain?]

Here she goes fattening herself up again with this stuff, thinking she's an athlete now after two days of light workouts in need of extra protein and caloriesSeriously, this is why she always fails. She needs a nutritionist not a PT, add daily walks, especially if she's not doing well mentally, she's totally the type to reward herself with food after workouts and think, now that she's 'working out' she can eat just like she's used to.




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What an utter fanny! All this fuss for a bit of light training. This is why you've ballooned Lauren - because you've literally no concept of what activity or effort are. You need a big glass of water and some magnesium (at most) and a long walk outside with your daughter. Ooh she's spineless

 

[geordiegirl]

Manage to capture a few…

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Time for a new DVD

GET FITT WIV BYG

1. Enrol at local gym
2. Go once, eye duck yourself pretending to use various equipment and then go home after 15 minutes
3. Have long lie down after exerting yourself looking so sexeh and pretty in size 32 6 lycra bodysuit
4. Have a nice elfy snack - family bag of quavers, 4 kit kats, a pack of McCain oven chips and 2 pints of Dr Pepper
4. Go for a walk to the fridge and pour wine
4. After a few glasses, realise your bood sugar is very low and you are feeling faint (not a surprise being so small and delicate) so pick up the phone
5. Order a Dominoes platter, 2 chicken donor kebabs, a lamb biryani, peshwarri naan, 2 sweet and sour chicken with prawn crackers, fish, chips and peas and a KFC family bargain bucket x 4
6. After a small dinner consisting of the above, put some dirty knickers in a jiffy bag for some punters and do a live where you ask fans 'wot do u want me to talk abaht' followed by 10 minutes of scintillating chat about current affairs and being Britain's most BYG
7. Remember you have a daughter so find her plonked in front of the telly, phone paps, have lots of pics taken of you playing with her in the park in one for your gawjus fir jackets and your arse busting leggings
8. After a long, busy day, relax in front of the TV with a Sara Lee Black forest gateau, 2 rounds of egg and bacon sarnies and a couple of elfy protein shakes
9. Phone paps for tomorrow's 'in the wild' shots
10. As a treat for all this elfy living, book a table for you and Lasagnechipzandpees at the local Carvery for tomorrow's lunch
11. Off to bed with a magazine and a defrosted moussaka and garlic bread.

 

[behindthesofa]

Here she goes fattening herself up again with this stuff, thinking she's an athlete now after two days of light workouts in need of extra protein and caloriesSeriously, this is why she always fails. She needs a nutritionist not a PT, add daily walks, especially if she's not doing well mentally, she's totally the type to reward herself with food after workouts and think, now that she's 'working out' she can eat just like she's used to.




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bleeping idiot.
Two trips to the gym and she thinks she's Schwarzenegger!
You don't need MORE calories Loz, you need to work off the ones you're shoving in your bleeping gob!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Two trips to the gym and her caption is already I really didn’t want to go today .

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Is she wearing her knock off Yeezy’s to workout? Though at least she’s not get her fake LV nana trainers on!

 

[Jujujulia95]

Maybe I spoke too soon? That kettlebell looks to be at least 10lbs! The dumbbells look heavy as well! I'd say they're 3lbs! And the sled! It's empty! She needs all the protein there is, ok!?

 

[troutpout69]

Maybe I spoke too soon? That kettlebell looks to be at least 10lbs! The dumbbells look heavy as well! I'd say they're 3lbs! And the sled! It's empty! She needs all the protein there is, ok!?

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duck me the state of her boat race! I’m always get a shock when I see it! She’s got such piggy little beady eyes

 

[Bonbon76]

I do enjoy the mediocre women making little Reels about themselves as though they're something special or important or different. Everyone else would just look at the size of their arse and make a decision to go down the gym. That's it. It's not fighting back or anything.

 

[Intoxicating]

The difference between that ^ and the OF muck, god only knows how much she charged for this, edited because we can’t handle those full on nips

Spoiler: OF

 

[NinaStar90]

The difference between that ^ and the OF muck, god only knows how much she charged for this, edited because we can’t handle those full on nips

Spoiler: OF

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Check out those granny pants. Sexy.

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

The difference between that ^ and the OF muck, god only knows how much she charged for this, edited because we can’t handle those full on nips

Spoiler: OF

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Who on earth would even part with £5 for a pic from BYG?! On twitter you can see full on porn for free so I can’t imagine why anyone would be desperate for a pic from our highly filtered, photoshopped catfish extraordinaire

 

[troutpout69]

Check out those granny pants. Sexy.

She also hasn’t applied her fake tan right up her arse crack!

 

[Jujujulia95]

Check out those granny pants. Sexy.

Pretty sure they're gym shorts actually, just five sizes too small so they look like knickers
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The difference between that ^ and the OF muck, god only knows how much she charged for this, edited because we can’t handle those full on nips

Spoiler: OF

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117 quid for this?! How did you get hold of it? Don't tell me you're the one subsidising her sweetcorn addiction?

It's also sad when only two years ago she said this in an interview: "I don't do nude, I don't do anything naked. It's kind of like just underwear, I don't do nipples, I don't do naked, I don't do anything like that, because, also, I don't want it to be screenshotted. ... I don't do anything sexy or anything to jeopardise anything."

In the same interview she also says how she still has press chasing after her and how she's still as "current" as she was in TOWIE times...

 

[behindthesofa]

The difference between that ^ and the OF muck, god only knows how much she charged for this, edited because we can’t handle those full on nips

Spoiler: OF

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OMFG that's just hideous.
bleeping hell!

I've just noticed her fat flaps reflected in the mirror trim. Ugh. How can she look at this and think anybody wants to see it?
It's probably been filtered to duck as well.

 

[Pom Bear]

THANKS SO MUCH POM XXX
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Fanks for the hupdate Clicki xxx

You're welcome xxx.

Here she goes fattening herself up again with this stuff, thinking she's an athlete now after two days of light workouts in need of extra protein and caloriesSeriously, this is why she always fails. She needs a nutritionist not a PT, add daily walks, especially if she's not doing well mentally, she's totally the type to reward herself with food after workouts and think, now that she's 'working out' she can eat just like she's used to.




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Looooooool...... xx...

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Maybe I spoke too soon? That kettlebell looks to be at least 10lbs! The dumbbells look heavy as well! I'd say they're 3lbs! And the sled! It's empty! She needs all the protein there is, ok!?

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It’s the top knot that ends me.

 

[Pom Bear]

Chaz decided he needed a magnifying glass to see his penis but still had trouble finding it so did his trousers button back up x...

 

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Chaz decided he needed a magnifying glass to see his penis but still had trouble finding it so did his trousers button back up x...

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@Pom Bear