Lauren Goodger #88 You pretend to swim laps and show your baps and flaps. You're just Putin on a show.

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There’s no way that lazy bleep breastfed! She’s far too idle to do it through the night! .5 will have been on bottle duties whilst our bewful big gel got her beauty sleep 😴. She moans about being woken up at 7 for the love of god!
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Pom Bear said:
Loooool 😄😄😄 x..

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Can we have Loz’s face on a pig please @Pom Bear ? I think this pic particularly lends itself to that! 😂
 
Sunnydaze101 said:
“I’m still a full mum “……..yes we know that you fool, you eat constantly and in gigantic portions. You buy at supermarket
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Also 'grow a baby?' From a packet perhaps? :unsure:
And she says her body has changed massively? That'll be from the ton of cement she had shoveled into her arse and tits and all that belly suction that's left her with a fellas torso 🧐
 
Sunnydaze101 said:
“I’m still a full mum “……..yes we know that you fool, you eat constantly and in gigantic portions. You buy at supermarket
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Does she actually read here? If she looks at the comments & still doesn't get her tit together she's even more of a lost cause 🤦🏻‍♀️
All her post are always woe is me! We all know she lost her baby most suspect it was her fault because she was being her usual arseholed self. Get your tit together for your child sake you big fat moose!
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Sunnydaze101 said:
Here at about 4:53 where she talks about OFs and she says she’s not doing porn as she never does nudes or show breast and nipples as she wants to get married and be respectful. And that was about two years ago. And now look at what she’s doing.

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She actually looks quite pretty on there. Her face looks alright....wtf happened aliens landed pinched her then realized she's a big tit and dumped her back 👽👽👽
 
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How does she have the nerve to post this?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean I don't know why I still get shocked but still 🤣
 
Some reflection...

I don't really understand the point of her life.

Aside from being a mother to Larose (via the most dubious of sperm donors); she has achieved nothing worth documenting since gaining a small amount of 'familiarity/notoriety' via a truly low-rent, talent-free tv show decades ago, and from what I can ascertain she is aiming towards nothing of any tangible value in the future.

Documenting an attempt at regaining a healthy body weight, a decent level of physical fitness and balanced diet as if it is the equivalent of scaling Mt Everest are not life goals beyond that of what anyone else in life has to contend with. Parading around with fake designer labels as if it's some life achievement to align yourself with the vulgarity of conspicuous consumption and materialism, lazily trying to flog junk sunglasses, plugging shyster fortune tellers and fake (drastically manipulated) photo-shoots in car-parks/gym doorways/hair salons...how could you not start asking some serious questions about yourself knowing this was the total sum of your worth???

Some suggestions for you Lauren: get humble, get a real job, do something worthwhile and earn your keep. Get off social media. If not for yourself, at least do it as a role model for your daughter. You only get one shot to be a good parent.
 
Totallygobsmacked said:
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I mean I don't know why I still get shocked but still 🤣
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And that’s why she has had mental health issues. She hates they way she looks, she filters herself to look like someone else and then is constantly paranoid about being seen in public and her true actual pictures of her face and body get released. She had these anxiety attacks before Lorena. She had weight issues before LaRose. Those issues haven’t gone away and won’t until she either loses weight or accepts her face and body shape.
 
troutpout69 said:
There’s no way that lazy bleep breastfed! She’s far too idle to do it through the night! .5 will have been on bottle duties whilst our bewful big gel got her beauty sleep 😴. She moans about being woken up at 7 for the love of god!
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Can we have Loz’s face on a pig please @Pom Bear ? I think this pic particularly lends itself to that! 😂
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Looool I tried but I made two as the first one didn't come out as good as I hoped 😄😀❤️💖🤗🥰😘 xx....

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Sunnydaze101 said:
“I’m still a full mum “……..yes we know that you fool, you eat constantly and in gigantic portions. You buy at supermarket
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Why is she blaming her children for her laziness? There are plenty of women who have a baby and don’t spend the next year on the sofa. Likewise many, many women who are pregnant who work a full time job and look after other children and do all their own housewife.

She is utterly bone idle, and has been allowed to get away with it by virtue of falling into ‘fame’ at a young age. Once the money dries up she’s going to get the shock of her life. No wonder she’s looking for a husband who’ll pay for everything!
 
Jujujulia95 said:
Here she goes fattening herself up again with this stuff, thinking she's an athlete now after two days of light workouts in need of extra protein and calories🤦‍♀️Seriously, this is why she always fails. She needs a nutritionist not a PT, add daily walks, especially if she's not doing well mentally, she's totally the type to reward herself with food after workouts and think, now that she's 'working out' she can eat just like she's used to.




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I thought the top pic was her arse as I was scrolling down then
 
Totallygobsmacked said:
View attachment 2406018 qHow does she have the nerve to post this?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean I don't know why I still get shocked but still 🤣
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Thats the sort of face I remember my toddlers doing when they couldn't have sweets or something! Ludicrous creature!!
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OGJessicaFletcher said:
A face only a mother could Love 🤭
Teeth only a BYG could Love 🤣

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Well he's in a position to grin now he's unloaded Lozza
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Pom Bear said:
Looool I tried but I made two as the first one didn't come out as good as I hoped 😄😀❤💖🤗🥰😘 xx....

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I did laugh and then felt awful because I have four pigs who are wonderful ladies
 
OGJessicaFletcher said:
A face only a mother could Love 🤭
Teeth only a BYG could Love 🤣

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‘the best looking boy she ever did see’ 🙈

Those teeth though 🫣😩😩😩
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It’s so unfortunate for Loz that the only way she makes money is by her silly pap shots and OF ie photos… but she’s ended up with a complete monstrosity of a face 😬 (attached to a silverback’s body)

IMO she should avoid photos wherever possible 😳
 
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