Lauren Goodger #71 Elastic added to her lingerie, gyrating as she makes prawn linguine 🦐

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Why the remarks about other posters though? Just go ahead and scroll by or hit the ignore button. I noticed one (in particular) taking snide digs at me for a while and trying to get others to join in. It was a bit weird but quite funny until I realised they really are a tad fixated 👀 😳 so then I hit ignore and I don’t see it anymore. There’s always going to be different perspectives and opinions, just ignore posters that get on your bits and move on. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤷🏻‍♀️

Anyhow, why would anyone’s opinion of Lauren change now? What has she done in the last week that is any different to her usual behaviour? She has no boundaries and no dignity, she over-shares compulsively and is mentally and emotionally impaired. My opinion hasn’t changed about her and I doubt anyone else’s has, None of this is surprising, it’s her, it’s what she does and it’s what she’ll always do. It would take a full-on mental breakdown to trigger a change imo.
 
Stop giving her free “legal” advice🤣 … I can see her now

Lauren -‘yes I can change your daughter’s surname to that of her womb landlord - the mighty smart tattlers tell me so… sink boy’

Do we really think she’s actually changed her surname though? Probably just for the ‘gram, which Loz thinks is the most important thing in the world.

I HIGHLY doubt she has the motivation or intelligence to know how to change that baby’s name through the official channels.

She an absolute numpty.
 
Do we really think she’s actually changed her surname though? Probably just for the ‘gram, which Loz thinks is the most important thing in the world.

I HIGHLY doubt she has the motivation or intelligence to know how to change that baby’s name through the official channels.

She an absolute numpty.

Na she’s just doing it as a cheap dig at .5. He still has contact with Larose and I doubt that will change with all the self love blow drys, Botox, nails, and gym sessions BYG has. She’s just scorned that he doesn’t want her anymore,
 
Na she’s just doing it as a cheap dig at .5. He still has contact with Larose and I doubt that will change with all the self love blow drys, Botox, nails, and gym sessions BYG has. She’s just scorned that he doesn’t want her anymore,
In any case, she'll need him to do weekend babysitting duties when she's snared a New Bloke. Lawose won't get a second glance when mummy has a new bloke on-the-go so she'll need her Daddy there to do his duty whilst she goes off being Bewful in Clubs an' stuff again
 
Big Loz is going to crash and burn, she’s not used to having to actually do things like cook, clean and look after Larose! Plus she has to try and earn the coin! I think the issue behind the tantrums is that she knows .5 is about to expose every detail of her pretend life, the lies, the dodgy tricks of her and Moleman getting her in the papers, if more serious, not declaring income to HMRC, the catfishing, the real story behind Lorena’s passing and exactly what happened at the funeral. That’s why she is fuming!
 
I’m concerned about what kind of men she might bring into her daughter’s life right now.
It really concerns me, not because of the SM posts of her (they’re pretty banal imo) but the other red flags, her thirst, desperation and victim mentality for starters. I’d better leave it at that. 🤐
Deffo screams desperate for another fella , hence all the selfies and to make 0.5 realise what a bewful , soft and pretty yung gel he’s missing. 🤪
 
She is absolutely vile for posting this; that little girl was not only their daughter but she was a granddaughter, cousin, niece… the world should not see a precious baby like that so she can get more likes and adornment. I actually dislike her right now and I wish Charles would actually take her down so she slides into oblivion. Those two little girls (one living) deserve better 💖
 
When I saw that picture of her baby I felt so heartbroken as somebody who has experienced baby loss multiple times. However a grieving parent chooses to grieve, whether it be putting a picture up on social media or not, is of course up to them.

But then I found this thread and realised not only has she uploaded that picture in spite of her ex,

1. She's probably done it without his permission (that's his child too, HE is grieving too, no matter what he's done or hasn't done, that's HIS child and if he didn't want pictures of her online then he has every right to have a say in that)

2. SHES PUT A FILTER ON THE SLEEPING BABY'S FACE. 😩

3. Yes the likes of the DM are disgusting for posting it. But she knows all to well that when you post an image to social media these newspaper c*nts will have access to them. She knew what she was doing.
 
When I saw that picture of her baby I felt so heartbroken as somebody who has experienced baby loss multiple times. However a grieving parent chooses to grieve, whether it be putting a picture up on social media or not, is of course up to them.

But then I found this thread and realised not only has she uploaded that picture in spite of her ex,

1. She's probably done it without his permission (that's his child too, HE is grieving too, no matter what he's done or hasn't done, that's HIS child and if he didn't want pictures of her online then he has every right to have a say in that)

2. SHES PUT A FILTER ON THE SLEEPING BABY'S FACE. 😩

3. Yes the likes of the DM are disgusting for posting it. But she knows all to well that when you post an image to social media these newspaper c*nts will have access to them. She knew what she was doing.

I’m sorry you went through that.

Totally agree 💯 with everything you said here.
 
Oh, there's plenty of lazy wank splats willing to shack up with the likes of Lozza for an easy life and to appear on the side bars of shame.

This exactly - imagine the calibre of the man/men she is going to bring into Larose's life :cry:

(BYG doesn't deserve a decent partner at all, but that poor little mite deserves so much better than the circus its mother is creating)
 
How has she jumped 5000 followers this morning? Been spending on bots again!
It is Tuesday don’t you know…

tis the day when she buys her follower bots. Or it’s the day they’re delivered. Terribly predictable.

This is the stats now, but I’d imagine we’ll see 14-20k by the end of the day.

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The hilarity that her IG presence has brought in 45k new followers 😂😂😂😂 but it’s her engagement stats the give it all away. Only 3%. Honestly. She is so cringe. Bet she’s fuuuuuming she can’t do the same for OF.

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BYG buying thousands of bots, now she’s pretending to be in the gym doing loads of squats 🍑
 
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Putting aside the alleged assault, I do have some sympathy for Chaz.5 in that he seems to have been relatively powerless in the decision making process for the handling of Lorena’s death and subsequent press/social media posts. Sharing an intimate photo of his dead daughter without his permission is truly awful.

Some women believe they claim ownership of children over and above the father’s rights and this can be even more true when they are newborns/babies because they’ve carried them for months and had the responsibility to ensure they are safe. BYG has barely acknowledged him or his role even before the funeral/incident. He was obviously absent from the press articles but this could be because he didn’t want to share it all in the press.

I do feel however that he clearly wanted to be ‘famous’ or else I can’t understand why he got involved with Katie Price and then Lauren Goodger. If their relationship was rocky after baby one he was criminally stupid to get her pregnant again with baby 2. If he had reservations about her parenting or oversharing of Larose on social media, giving her another birth to monetise is dim.

When you watch the OK Mag interview where she’s decided to dress for Halloween early 👻 he seems to be trying to make out he was totally in the wrong for their relationship issues whilst she sits with a smug look on her face:


I still cannot understand why they reunited if he was/has been continually violent towards her. Even her wanting a family unit for her kids wouldn’t have meant she’d put up with that - she holds herself in too high esteem to allow it to happen. She slags off her family at every opportunity to there is no loyalty there - she believes she is entitled to special behaviour because she is Lauren Goodger: celebrity, TOWIE OG, BAFTA-winning BYG!
 
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