Lauren Goodger #71 Elastic added to her lingerie, gyrating as she makes prawn linguine 🦐

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I’m sure I’ve given my self RSI of the neck from all the head shaking I’ve done today.

What a low life. Absolute scum of a woman. What made me see red is the bollocks she said “ protecting you from the bad people”. All the while plastering her poor DAUGHTERS all over a PUBLIC profile on social media, adding SEX to her child’s social media profile, and blatantly advertising her sex work on the same profile where she tries to act like mum of the year.

She is foul.

So I think somethings happened today, to explain this outburst and trying to get Chaz to react.
1. His not being charged. Case closed
2. His got a newgirlfriend or has been seen out with a girl.
3. She’s not got money to pay rent this month. Hence saying she’d live in a shed.
4. Lorena’s cause of death has been shared with her.
5. As someones said, Chaz may be getting a story together and Loz has been told his getting a story together so she’s worried.
6. She’s not getting any response from Chaz. His ignoring texts/calls/DMs etc and she hates it.


Whatever the reason, poor Larose is stuck with this unstable woman who’s using her daughters as weapons against her ex. Someone needs to step in, and quick.

And duck me she has the most annoying sickening voice I have ever heard. Jesus Christ.
I agree with 1, 2 and possibly 3.
 
I’m still trying to fathom BYG’s train of thoughts this afternoon. She’s gone from a rambling outburst apologising to her first born, alluding to changing her surname… to sharing photos of her sadly sleeping child that are (in my humble opinion and I mean no offence to anyone’s should be kept private amongst the family, certainly not on IG of all god forsaken places) so heart wrenching to look at, to then “ oh whoopsy me I’ve managed accidentally-on purpose-but not really-but really share a clip of my naked rotund deformed backside on social media. I mean, what goes on inside her thick skull?!

Funny she’s taken down the “accidental” bum clip off of IG now. And yet she’s trying to “protect” her daughter. Could start by protecting her from the scum that’s in the bottom of that foul shower that needs a decent clean, you lazy skank.

You can bet Lozza’s last penny that her defenders are still here, lurking in the shadows..: reading every comment… waiting to pounce back on their high horses swinging their pearls in the air. Half tempted to start tagging the ones I remember. See if they fancy giving us an over view of what they think of her behaviour.
Plenty still on here not so subtly trying to disguise it! 🤔🤫🫣😂😂😂
 
Wow. I have no words apart from she needs to stop!

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It's all to get to Charlie mad. She is now posting pics of her and jake saying she needs him now. This woman is so bleeping childish using all of these tactics to get to an ex. Good luck getting a new man lozza, you are bleeping batshit crazy and look nothing like what you portray


Hi Charlie
If it is Charlie or a relative, good for him or them! When someone with a higher profile tries to destroy you, it’s hard to defend yourself! If I was him and she shared a pic of my deceased child, I would be seeking legal restraint to stop her doing it.
On another note, in big Liz’s world, ‘sorry larose, I’ll kee p you away from bad people, sorry Lorena, I should have gone to hospital, I’ll show how sorry I am, I’ll post a picture of you stillborn, then a picture of my arse! 🤬🤬🤬
 
Back to the nonsense grammar again…that post is from September 2015! How sad that she spent her evening scrolling all the way back on that page to find it. I’m pretty sure they hadn’t spoken in years, no matter what the DM says
That sums up this horrific woman to a T doesn’t it…

Can spend all evening scrolling through to find a photo of a man who couldn’t give two shits about her, but just screen shots a photo of her poor baby that her screensaver to stick on Instagram.

Well.
 
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That sums up this horrific woman to a T doesn’t it…

Can spend all evening scrolling through to find a photo of a man who couldn’t give two shits about her, but just screen shots a photo of her poor baby that her screensaver to stick on Instagram.

Well.
Shes only posted that pic of her with Jake cos she thinks she looks good! It’s a poor pic of him, but she doesn’t see anything but herself in anything! 🤬🤬🤬
 
I feel very sorry for Chas.5 because if he wants to be part of his daughter's life he is ALWAYS going to have the millstone that is Lozza hanging round his neck berating him for departing.

I suspect Chas is biding his time waiting for her to push the boundaries just that bit more then he'll let her have it both barrells - it does not forgive him clumping her one because thats a BIG NO NO whatever she did - but so far all we've heard is the Endless litany of Poor Me's from Lozza and not a word from Lorena's father. There is certainly more than Lozza's biased input within this sad story so we'll have to wait for Chas to finally have his fill with Lozza feeling sorry for herself and blaming him entirely
This is what I think will happen, Chaz isn't going to say anything, as you say he clearly has hit her and that in no way makes him look great. I think she will lose weight, and very quickly find a new fella. I think that when Loz finds herself said fella she will stop Chaz seeing LaRose because she will want them to be a *family* and push Chaz out.

He will take her to court and he probably would win defined contact, but (and I know from experience) civil court orders are not criminal and there is nothing the police nor the courts can do to actually enforce them. If she doesn't want him to see Larose it is a near impossible situation for him to win.

Although, legally Loz needs Charles' permission to change Larose's name by deed poll - She can also change Larose's surname with an Official Declaration from a solicitor, which would be valid everywhere - NHS, Schools, Passports etc.
 
Wow. I have no words apart from she needs to stop!
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Yeah, a man who called you a minging catfish, with a photo of you clinging onto him whilst he gazes at his phone. Not to mention he's just passed, had quite a "complicated" love life yet you still throw your hat in the ring. It's pathetic she's trying to make it sound like some once-in-a-lifetime love affair of two soulmates. She is an embarrassment.

I really do think she has a hard time living in reality and this is yet another of her delusions.
 
I hope this isn’t an offensive comment but I’ve never known anyone to photograph the coffin in the crematorium. I have never attended a child’s funeral thankfully but is this normal? It seems very intrusive and for family only, should you ever need to see it again …

I’ve been to two childrens funerals 🥺🥺 one an 8 year old one a baby born sleeping, my best friend had photo of her baby’s coffin and like the blanket on top etc, but all personal private photos. Never ever on the socials for the likes etc. when she had him I went to see him (hardest thing I’ve ever done) it left me a mess my heart broke for her and she’s never been the same again. Everyone is different but to me Lauren isn’t right she is not ok
 
Why does it feel like shes using her dead ex to make recent ex jealous.... How very strange
It's a teenager trick!
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Shes only posted that pic of her with Jake cos she thinks she looks good! It’s a poor pic of him, but she doesn’t see anything but herself in anything! 🤬🤬🤬
They both look hideous

She did monetise her shite in dubia
Probably because it would have been the most perfick special shite of all time!
 
It's all to get to Charlie mad. She is now posting pics of her and jake saying she needs him now. This woman is so bleeping childish using all of these tactics to get to an ex. Good luck getting a new man lozza, you are bleeping batshit crazy and look nothing like what you portray


Hi Charlie
I’m definitely not Charlie I’ve been a member for a long time. But I grew up with him.
 
If it is Charlie or a relative, good for him or them! When someone with a higher profile tries to destroy you, it’s hard to defend yourself! If I was him and she shared a pic of my deceased child, I would be seeking legal restraint to stop her doing it.
On another note, in big Liz’s world, ‘sorry larose, I’ll kee p you away from bad people, sorry Lorena, I should have gone to hospital, I’ll show how sorry I am, I’ll post a picture of you stillborn, then a picture of my arse! 🤬🤬🤬
Agree completely

I’m definitely not Charlie I’ve been a member for a long time. But I grew up with him.
That's fine. I didn't mean it to he nasty. We welcome all comments and I feel really bad for him after what she has done today
 
Late Late to todays offerings from BYG aaaannnd…. we’ve literally hit the bottom of the barrel, tunnelled right through & popped out the other side…

Sorry our monarch of 70+ years passed & we’ve got a new King along with all the ceremonial shenanigans (all incredibly moving & so sad) that may have shifted focus from the “new day - new bewitiful yung gel” fitness thing… but posting up a picture of Lorena… on stories 💔 wow…😔
 
Although, legally Loz needs Charles' permission to change Larose's name by deed poll - She can also change Larose's surname with an Official Declaration from a solicitor, which would be valid everywhere - NHS, Schools, Passports etc.

Stop giving her free “legal” advice🤣 … I can see her now

Lauren -‘yes I can change your daughter’s surname to that of her womb landlord - the mighty smart tattlers tell me so… sink boy’
 
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