Lauren Goodger #63 The longest pregnancy in history, whilst Oddbod’s sexuality remains a mystery!

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The biggest catfish known to man!

These hideous pictures have been released for your own publicity. Perfect timing since your ex is now sadly dead and Yaz is still fighting for her life. You don't care though. You were mentioned again in the press and you preyed on that. You loved it!

You are a disgusting piece of tit in my eyes. I hope you bleeping explode!
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Anna666 said:
Dont know about anyone else .... but Christmas has come early with these pics of our BIGGGGGGGG lozzzz in the wild, thanks lozzzzzaaaa ..... we waited ..... waited .... were patient and you didnt disappoint!!! it was well worth it ..... all I can say is WOOOWWW 😖 🥴🥴 ..... now jesting aside ... she has been in hiding for 36 months during this LONGGGGGGGG ` pregacy `ashamed of her size and low and behold we get these today, a day after this young man was killed in his prime and his gf still fighting for her life in hospital ... this is extremely disrespectful, crappy behaviour ... but sadly not surprising with her ... skint .... she will grab any opportunity to make a few quid even jumping on the bandwagon of someone's death ..... lozzzzzzzzz you're going to find it very hard to shift this weight and Id imagine you are already suffering with your health, I also suspect you wouldnt have the funds needed to have it all sucked out, so you are pretty much stuck .. your constant weight issues show you have zero self control, which means, you will carry on this crazy cycle, we already see this from your childs size .... looks like doing things ` your way ` is not working, so maybe for your childrens sake, start taking good advice from those who know better, if you cant lose this weight, and become even bigger after the birth, you wont be around to see your children grow
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These pics have to be set up, unless some poor soul of a pap said to himself, well with that news, (Jakes death) I’m going staking out bygs house just in case she decides to venture out, and low and behold!!
Has she decided to become a traveler like chaz? Caus that his background, right
1-Overthick eyebrows ✅
2-hair up in a twirls with an over the top comb grip ✅
3-overly tanned✅
4-garish outfits(with unfortunately nipples making an appearance)✅
5-fake gucci baby bag ✅
 
Corrr and she thought she had a sore noon bone last time!

I just don't get the all in one polyester outfits, I mean they're not flattering on anyone, aren't stylish, or the least bit comfortable... I didn't even know you could get them in so many colours, and yet she's found a turquoise monstrosity! So clever, soft & bewful. Just stunnin Mama 🔥

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My thoughts are that these photos weren’t set up in the usual way, partly because they’re not copyrighted to Backgrid, partly because they’ve not been photoshopped unless they have and then my goodness my head might start rotating!

Sometimes the paps do go rogue, take some pics (like the wind machine ones) and then see if they can shift them. Alternatively if we believe they were honestly taken yesterday as claimed, I’m sure paps would follow her to get them. She was referenced in a headline story on the DM, they can’t get photos of the woman in hospital, so Big Loz is obvious photo fodder - there is money to be had in taking them, DM will buy them for the JM story with a bonus article showing her looking absolutely enormous.
 
Skinnypolecole said:
Im really not shaming a pregnant woman's shape her BUT is it me or does it look like she has padded out her bump? You can see a label through her trousers .. and it looks like you can see the padding. Her bump is an odd shape...
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No, no, honestly, that is just the shape of her ridiculous bum. That she presumably paid actual money for. That she claimed just appeared from working out. But she hasn't looked after it & carried on working out so it's just getting progressively saggier, lumpier and, weirdly square-r 😳
 
Skinnypolecole said:
Im really not shaming a pregnant woman's shape her BUT is it me or does it look like she has padded out her bump? You can see a label through her trousers .. and it looks like you can see the padding. Her bump is an odd shape...
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stranger things have happened. Some celebs have been accused of wearing fake bumps. I don’t get why, but there we are. Unfortunately I think Loz here is allllllll bump and ass. She looks like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum 😂
 
eating rubbish whilst pregnant is actually something that really affects the baby's development as well as the smoking she does so when she starts saying that people shouldn't shame a new mother which she will do in her case after watching her eat the rubbish she does as well as the smoking she deserves any comments that point out that she has not considered the health of baby to get that fat whilst pregnant
 
Cack Conroe said:
If you look at her arms and legs, she’s not actually fat, she just looks like she is because of her colossal foal bump and her sagging enhanced arse.

She does have a double chin, but a lot of pregnant women do because pregnancy makes your spine arch a bit so they put their chin down to keep their head level.

Not a flattering time for her but I think she just has the world’s biggest baby bump. Going to be a whopper I reckon.
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She is fat - it’s just her belly and arse are so HUGE it makes them look smaller. Her bangle is literally being consumed by her wrist.
 
BigMavis said:
Yip, I thought her tummy looked a bit flat but it could be the babys position. Although folks have said they can't see a vpl you can definitely see something around the bum area, looks suspiciously like those bum pads. I don't know. Why am I looking 😭
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My eyes were unfortunately drawn to those areas in disbelief 😭😂

BigMavis said:
Yip, I thought her tummy looked a bit flat but it could be the babys position. Although folks have said they can't see a vpl you can definitely see something around the bum area, looks suspiciously like those bum pads. I don't know. Why am I looking 😭
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Yeah but her baby bump looks a bit lumpy? I know bumps move and change but i dont remember having a lumpy one?! 😂❤️
 
Skinnypolecole said:
My eyes were unfortunately drawn to those areas in disbelief 😭😂


Yeah but her baby bump looks a bit lumpy? I know bumps move and change but i dont remember having a lumpy one?! 😂❤
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Yeah, last person I saw looking this shape was Kim K with North. My bumps could go the shape of a rugby ball but alas no lumps unless little feet or hands decided to poke me. Awww memories 😩
 
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