Lauren Goodger #63 The longest pregnancy in history, whilst Oddbod’s sexuality remains a mystery!

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Oh my good God! Just seen the photos pop up on the daily mail, poor Jake though, I remember him and her.
I would never step outside looking like that pregnant or not, I'm not fat shaming I'm shaming those trousers.
Hi Mavis :) I wouldn't fat shame a pregnant woman as I've been one 3 times, however 1 of my babies was 10lb 1oz and I defo was not this size.
 
Hi!! Long time lurker!!!
My first thought was surely these can’t be staged but is it just me if this is a petrol station where does the push chair disappear too?? I don’t let mine out of my site so I’m thinking must be staged and released before they had time to be edited etc!!
I could say a lot more about these pictures but I think you have covered it all 🙈
 
Do you think she has slipped so far down the z list slide that even Backgrid don’t give a tit and are just doing candid shots with no editing? She appears to be broke so maybe she is so slow in paying them they just do the shoot with no editing option for the Lozzasarus?
My other thought on that abomination of an outfit is the legs are too long and a total tripping hazard! Not a great idea when her centre of gravity is so skewed already.
 
Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead for the winning thread title 🥇 a run away winner!

Talking of running away - there still seems to be some drama with Chaz and speculation as to whether he’s done a runner 🏃 because of him and Big Loz posting passive aggressive inspirational quotes and doing the hokey cokey with couple photos on Instagram.

There has also been a lot of speculation that Lasecondcoming has actually arrived because of confusion around her dates of conception, and the fact she’s rivalling an elephant for her gestational period. It was pointed out that horses carry for 11-12 months so that may clear it up - may the stable annexe will soon be filled with hay and carrots for the delivery horse

Sad news yesterday that her ex-boyfriend passed away in a car accident which has seen her featuring in headlines. At the very end of the last thread some photos were shared in the Daily Mail of Big Loz apparently taken yesterday in the wild which are quite extraordinary.

Backgrid has not claimed ownership (there doesn’t appear to be a copyright on them) so these are likely to be non-approved photos which if the timing is to believed show she is still very much pregnant and keeping hydrated with a chocolate milkshake.

Please do add other recaps as I’m sure I’ve missed things, just conscious the other thread was moving like the clappers after the photos were released!
Thank you all for the votes! I am truly honoured. I'm just recovering from the latest photos of our BYG and sincerely hope we get news of LaSecondComing during this thread! I will leave our theme tune here! 😘😘
 

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I used to be a stylist when I was younger, and I almost, almost feel sorry for her. She really has the worse fashion taste. She's up there with Skanky and Chazza Cole. No flair, style or class at all. You can still look fashionable and trendy while being comfortable, even when you're heavily pregnant with a foal baby. I'm thinking soft, floaty fabrics, cute denim jackets, white pumps or flats, midi skirts or more structured soft knit dresses. I don't know man. I feel bad laughing at an obviously uncomfortable woman, but she really is the worst-dressed pregnant woman I've ever seen!

BYG… we know you read here. Let me help you. You can pay me in sweet corn.
Literally sat laughing for 5 minutes straight at “heavily pregnant with a foal” 😂😂😂😂😂
 
Dont know about anyone else .... but Christmas has come early with these pics of our BIGGGGGGGG lozzzz in the wild, thanks lozzzzzaaaa ..... we waited ..... waited .... were patient and you didnt disappoint!!! it was well worth it ..... all I can say is WOOOWWW 😖 🥴🥴 ..... now jesting aside ... she has been in hiding for 36 months during this LONGGGGGGGG ` pregacy `ashamed of her size and low and behold we get these today, a day after this young man was killed in his prime and his gf still fighting for her life in hospital ... this is extremely disrespectful, crappy behaviour ... but sadly not surprising with her ... skint .... she will grab any opportunity to make a few quid even jumping on the bandwagon of someone's death ..... lozzzzzzzzz you're going to find it very hard to shift this weight and Id imagine you are already suffering with your health, I also suspect you wouldnt have the funds needed to have it all sucked out, so you are pretty much stuck .. your constant weight issues show you have zero self control, which means, you will carry on this crazy cycle, we already see this from your childs size .... looks like doing things ` your way ` is not working, so maybe for your childrens sake, start taking good advice from those who know better, if you cant lose this weight, and become even bigger after the birth, you wont be around to see your children grow
Thought of you Anna when I saw these pics haha
 
Dont know about anyone else .... but Christmas has come early with these pics of our BIGGGGGGGG lozzzz in the wild, thanks lozzzzzaaaa ..... we waited ..... waited .... were patient and you didnt disappoint!!! it was well worth it ..... all I can say is WOOOWWW 😖 🥴🥴 ..... now jesting aside ... she has been in hiding for 36 months during this LONGGGGGGGG ` pregacy `ashamed of her size and low and behold we get these today, a day after this young man was killed in his prime and his gf still fighting for her life in hospital ... this is extremely disrespectful, crappy behaviour ... but sadly not surprising with her ... skint .... she will grab any opportunity to make a few quid even jumping on the bandwagon of someone's death ..... lozzzzzzzzz you're going to find it very hard to shift this weight and Id imagine you are already suffering with your health, I also suspect you wouldnt have the funds needed to have it all sucked out, so you are pretty much stuck .. your constant weight issues show you have zero self control, which means, you will carry on this crazy cycle, we already see this from your childs size .... looks like doing things ` your way ` is not working, so maybe for your childrens sake, start taking good advice from those who know better, if you cant lose this weight, and become even bigger after the birth, you wont be around to see your children grow
When is she due?!
 
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