Lauren Goodger #63 The longest pregnancy in history, whilst Oddbod’s sexuality remains a mystery!

[minamoon]

She tried soft and floaty last year. That didn’t work for her either . Blame the wind rats .

When I said soft and floaty, I definitely didn't mean the ugliest beige on beige you could ever imagine and wearing a hideous pleated dress as a skirt with a skin-tight top that is 4 sizes too small. Then again, we're talking to our BYG here and maybe she simply misinterpreted? Either way, wow, was that tit show really a whole year ago? Time flies when you're 98 months pregacy.

 

[Yano]

I feel bad for her but also no because she doesn't eat healthily, she's shown so many times the crap she does eat so no wonder she is this size now! I heard the eating for 2 isn't actually a thing and really you only need about 500 extra calories a day while pregnant!

 

[Xxcxcc]

I dint feel sorry for her in the slightest. She has set this shot up for publicity and she chooses to eat all the tit she eats and also chooses to filter herself to death. She can't be that upset about her ex as she has phoned the paps to let them know where she is. No pity for her whatsoever

 

[Anna666]

Dont know about anyone else .... but Christmas has come early with these pics of our BIGGGGGGGG lozzzz in the wild, thanks lozzzzzaaaa ..... we waited ..... waited .... were patient and you didnt disappoint!!! it was well worth it ..... all I can say is WOOOWWW ..... now jesting aside ... she has been in hiding for 36 months during this LONGGGGGGGG ` pregacy `ashamed of her size and low and behold we get these today, a day after this young man was killed in his prime and his gf still fighting for her life in hospital ... this is extremely disrespectful, crappy behaviour ... but sadly not surprising with her ... skint .... she will grab any opportunity to make a few quid even jumping on the bandwagon of someone's death ..... lozzzzzzzzz you're going to find it very hard to shift this weight and Id imagine you are already suffering with your health, I also suspect you wouldnt have the funds needed to have it all sucked out, so you are pretty much stuck .. your constant weight issues show you have zero self control, which means, you will carry on this crazy cycle, we already see this from your childs size .... looks like doing things ` your way ` is not working, so maybe for your childrens sake, start taking good advice from those who know better, if you cant lose this weight, and become even bigger after the birth, you wont be around to see your children grow

 

[Rubez2812]

Those pics are better than the wind machine ones she looks like a care bear with dodgy stuffing

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

WOW just WOW, we needed pics in the wild and these certainly don't dissapoint. Where's @Pom Bear you need to do your stuff.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Omfg these pics. I have never ever ever seen anything else like this in my life.

 

[Donzo73]

She is lower than a snakes belly if she tries to cash in on this death. But let’s face it she’s onto her second kid of the year, Charlie’s buggered off and she has no source of income so I fully expect her to milk this. I hope his family tell her to stop. I bet old mole man is rubbing his moley hands together

 

[Bubblepink]

Those pictures are in lakeside as well! I’m there today, why wasn’t she there today?!

She looks pregnant with octuplets and I like the stain on the aquamarine 2 piece

 

[SwishSwing]

Gosh she just looks uncomfortable...

 

[Crowbag]

There is a lot I dislike about Lauren I do feel a bit bad for he at the moment. I had a horrible second pregnancy and was so poorly while looking after a one year old, I spent the whole pregnancy throwing up but still got huge and swollen, I thought i was going to have a massive baby but nope he wasn’t. Weirdly my other pregnancies were fine, just that one didn’t agree with me at all.

She must look back at the old photos of herself and feel utterly crap right now. I hope when baby arrives and she’s recovered from birth she tries to get herself healthy in a sensible way,

I think people simply have zero respect for lozza.
She's lied from the start of her pregnancy with larose, repeatedly lied and handed out dangerous 'advice' to anyone naive enough to follow her, and doesn't know the meaning of the word healthy.
Add in the endless heavy editing of every photo of herself, spreading the lie that she's a slim pregnant woman, then editing photos of her baby.

I've said before I'm not always comfortable with fat shaming a pregnant woman, but she's happily buying into and spreading the misogynistic myth that pregnant women should all look a certain, impossible way.

And all the time she's morbidly obese, both before and during pregnancy, eating incredibly unhealthily and, unforgivably, feeding her child the same crap.

I won't even start on the sexualisation aspects.

She’s a lazy, greedy, self serving lying hypocrite.
If she wasn't, there would be much more sympathy. Nobody wants to feel how she looks. It must be so uncomfortable.

(The fact she's been out and about, photographed, following the heartbreak another family must be feeling - beyond crass)

Not a dig at you, truly, and I didn't mean to write so much, it just poured out!

 

[plinky2]

Aside from the hideous cheap outfit I just can’t get over the see through bra.

 

[hayleybaby]

When I said soft and floaty, I definitely didn't mean the ugliest beige on beige you could ever imagine and wearing a hideous pleated dress as a skirt with a skin-tight top that is 4 sizes too small. Then again, we're talking to our BYG here and maybe she simply misinterpreted? Either way, wow, was that tit show really a whole year ago? Time flies when you're 98 months pregacy.

Howling . Honestly this thread is bringing me so much joy. I’m beside myself with anticipation waiting for #LaEssoGarageMealDeal to arrive!

 

[bignellie]

She looks rather square in one shot.

spongbob square arse

 

[Bubblepink]

Pictured next to a sign saying “low calorie” whilst carrying her chocolate shake

Oh I didn’t think we’d get treated to any photos in the wild but our patience and prayers have paid off!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

And they aren’t front on.

Why all blue???

 

[Crowbag]

Those pics are better than the wind machine ones she looks like a care bear with dodgy stuffing

Brilliant description!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I feel bad for looking at them. But i can’t stop.

And it’s the same nails she got done last week so they have been taken in the last week. Don’t know about yesterday.

 

[hayleybaby]

I feel bad for looking at them. But i can’t stop.

And it’s the same nails she got done last week so they have been taken in the last week. Don’t know about yesterday.

I can’t stop looking at them. My brain just can’t comprehend her shape. Those bum implants are just …., I actually can’t find the words.

She set up the shots. Paps don’t routinely wait outside petrol forecourts. I’m not sure if they were set up yesterday as the news broke about jake pretty late in the day. She would of had to of acted fast to set them up that quick. I reckon the photos were waiting for payment to edit / FaceTune but the news of jake came so the press released. She might be happy about the column inches but she will be fuming about the photos. I think we will get another wind rat / mental health rant off her at some point soon.

 

[JakeM]

Careful Lauren, they’re coming for you!