Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

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Ok I’m such a loser but I think I know what app she uses! I checked for an old pap pic and couldn’t believe the difference everything I’ve done I did to make it look like what she edits them to the nose, etc...
 

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bubblebar1317 said:
Ok I’m such a loser but I think I know what app she uses! I checked for an old pap pic and couldn’t believe the difference everything I’ve done I did to make it look like what she edits them to the nose, etc...
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her and the Goodman sisters and also the GC love a bit of FaceApp too, the Hollywood filters 😂 See it all over insta to be fair
 
bubblebar1317 said:
Ok I’m such a loser but I think I know what app she uses! I checked for an old pap pic and couldn’t believe the difference everything I’ve done I did to make it look like what she edits them to the nose, etc...
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Well done. I’m impressed. Pretty close. But she’s a pro now. She’s been doing it for years.
 
I don't know how she isn't embarrassed. Of everything basically. Her only fans, her gay for pay or maybe just gay boyfriend who would be in a 'relationship' with anyone who is in the public eye, wearing clothes too small, editing herself, her career, her vanity, her lips, her tan, her hair touching, her carpark photoshoots. If someone told me their 15 year old was behaving like this I'd say oh don't worry she'll grow up when she's at college but this is a grown woman. I feel partly sad for her and partly annoyed by her that she's wasting her life on this nonsense when on paper she has so much going for her. Nice flat, access to career opportunities that don't include half price photos of her boobs, a loyal following, her health, money, looks which would be nice if she wore clothes that fitted and didn't make her lips and eyebrows three times too big. She obviously couldn't give a tit about my opinion but there it is anyway.

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Why is she wearing her thong on the outside of her leggings?
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She's a superhero.

She's dressed all in black, we don't know what she really looks like and she hangs around outside, we all know what superhero she is...she's... Bat twit.
 
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If she had an ounce of savvy in the airspace in her skull she could actually use her platform for better things but she just wants to make a quid few quid on a fake persona, its all pound signs in her eyes. Instead of blow jobbing boom bod gummies and all the other crap she plugs she should actually do proper fitness and lifestyle changes but she seems far too lazy to put in any hard work
 
Jolie1988 said:
If she had an ounce of savvy in the airspace in her skull she could actually use her platform for better things... she should actually do proper fitness and lifestyle changes but she seems far too lazy to put in any hard work
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The problem is she’s already had her pay off for the fat to thin journey. As with many other talentless ‘celebrities’ - gets pictured in a bikini that’s too small running down the beach. Goes into hiding on a very strict diet with a PT provided. Gets paid to make a weight loss DVD and emerges on Loose Women with their new body and a cardboard cut out of their old self. Claps back on all the weight lost when they start eating something other than dust.

She also got paid to advertise some gym/PT or got a freebie from them but that’s clearly not been working for her. She’d need to do the fitness/lifestyle changes without it being monetised, you know, for her actual health, but she can’t seem to be motivated to do anything that doesn’t get her cash/freebies.

Also she lives in a fantasy world where she photoshops, Facetunes and filters her photos to appear thinner, younger and more attractive and perhaps has forgotten the end results aren’t the real her. She’s inhaled the smoke and all the mirrors are broken and distorted.
 
She forgot to photoshop the reflection, her nose and lips/profile definitely look different in the mirror. He looks like he'd rather be anywhere else in his onesie

eta: I think I know now why her actual face looks so alien to me: it's because her lips are so disproportionately huge, her eyes look tiny in comparison?!
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Lovegossip2020 said:
I havent seen a "real" picture of her for a while... I am intrigued on how her moon face is looking lately
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Those photos are from September, I'd think they come pretty close to what she actually looks like, at her best, of course, in nice clothes that actually fit, good lightning and nice makeup, just minus the face and body filters. They're from @new_magazine

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Correct me if I am but she looks like she massively is overusing filler. She is starting to look like a statue from the roman times with her face protruding more and more. She's going to end up like that cat lady the bride of wildenstein of something like that. Horrific!!
 
True, and I think a big problem is, that people, and by now probably she herself, are so used to seeing her face filtered to 'perfection', that the normal flaws of her actual face stand out even more. It's the contrast. She's not ugly, but if you see her looking like a supermodel and compare that to her real face, then her real face's going to look unattractive.
 
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