Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

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Wow that’s a really funny joke about breaking lockdown rules 👍 I hope she gets reprimanded at some point, like Rita Ora and Chloe Ferry did.
 

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I don't think she looks lovely at all! She has absolutely ruined her face! It looks very masculine and plastic.
I agree, I don’t think she’s an attractive woman, even back in her Towie days I thought she was a “plane jane” compared to all the others.
She looks so masculine now, face like Buzz Lightyear after absolutely pumping it with filler.
No wonder her fella likes the peen too 😂

*plain not plane 🙄😂
 
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She forgot to photoshop the reflection, her nose and lips/profile definitely look different in the mirror. He looks like he'd rather be anywhere else in his onesie

eta: I think I know now why her actual face looks so alien to me: it's because her lips are so disproportionately huge, her eyes look tiny in comparison?!
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Those photos are from September, I'd think they come pretty close to what she actually looks like, at her best, of course, in nice clothes that actually fit, good lightning and nice makeup, just minus the face and body filters. They're from @new_magazine

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Will be interesting to see if she posts these pics on her Instagram. They don’t look very flattering and don’t look anything like her Instagram pictures. I think she looks mid 40s at least.
 
Will be interesting to see if she posts these pics on her Instagram. They don’t look very flattering and don’t look anything like her Instagram pictures. I think she looks mid 40s at least.
The New magazine ones? Doubtful, unless she edited them. These photos will have already been touched up. And she’s been posed to avoid any bad angles (width of waist etc.) I am starting to feel a bit mean for commenting on her but I’m trying to keep my posts factual.
 
I don't think she looks lovely at all! She has absolutely ruined her face! It looks very masculine and plastic.
The New magazine ones? Doubtful, unless she edited them. These photos will have already been touched up. And she’s been posed to avoid any bad angles (width of waist etc.) I am starting to feel a bit mean for commenting on her but I’m trying to keep my posts factual.

She won't post them because no matter how much editing she does on them she can't edit her boobs and bum to be out.
 
What a great night out and great company they must be watching the whole show through their phones

That's not fair, they do more than that.

They pout, they look in mirrors, they blur out their pores before they post photos of how happy they are. She will definitely be regularly applying lipstick incase her makeup lipline matches her own for a second. She will also be flicking, touching and generally being annoying with her hair.
 
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