Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

[Katewinsletsknee]

So the lazy witch, who doesn’t cook, clean (she gets someone in to do that) get her a tree and now the lazy bastard is getting her trainers cleaned ..... WTF ?
She doesn’t like to pay for anything (but I suspect she couldn’t piss in a pot) it’s a joke.

 

[NinaStar90]

Is it just me or is there still dirt on these?

 

[Chi4]

What a lazy bint, all she seems to do is lay in bed all day , have unsexy shoots and stuff her face with takeaways and occasionally make some rank food ! Come on Lauren let’s see what’s on the menu tonight !?!

 

[geordiegirl]

Hahaha aw bless her, she doesn't have a clue about how to adult, does she?

I’m making a chilli tonight; think I’ll take some inspiration from her and hoy some broccoli in it and stick some vine tomatoes on top

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

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Ingrained 'backgrid carpark' dirt is hard to shift yano

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

I’m making a chilli tonight; think I’ll take some inspiration from her and hoy some broccoli in it and stick some vine tomatoes on top

Sounds champion pet, save us a plateful, am on me way roond am clammin like!

 

[spongo]

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It's not you.

 

[StrawberrySeed]

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I can, and have, done better with an old toothbrush. Lazy bint!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Well Mark posted the same thing about two weeks ago. May have been a different shoe cleaner but she probably got the idea from him

 

[Katie8ee]

So they played Monopoly, how sad that you can't even enjoy a board game with your Mister without filming yet again.

I'm surprised they could count the money.

Also how did we miss the story of her being on the beg for some glass to go on top of her poufee to make it into a coffee table. Basically hinting she wants yet another freebie.

 

[LaraQ]

So they played Monopoly, how sad that you can't even enjoy a board game with your Mister without filming yet again.

I'm surprised they could count the money.

Also how did we miss the story of her being on the beg for some glass to go on top of her poufee to make it into a coffee table. Basically hinting she wants yet another freebie.

She'll get it too,for free obvs.Fuckin grifter.

 

[Mrs Brill]

She'll get it too,for free obvs.Fuckin grifter.

Doesn’t always work; does anyone remember the time she was hungover, begging for three roast dinners, bouncing around on the bed screaming “THIS ARSE NEEDS FOOD!” only to be completely ignored and forced to order take out from KFC?

 

[Noonoosanne]

So she’s out for dinner! Wait for the backgrid car park photos later! I’d only unique pics were there to show us the real Lauren!!

 

[NinaStar90]

That's a prolapsed anus.

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

That's a prolapsed anus.

That’s exactly what I thought.

 

[Traveler001]

That's a prolapsed anus.

I'm sorry but thats bleeping ridiculous. Her lips are nearly touching her nose, they're basically a third of her face at this point.

 

[Chi4]

Straight home for these two , farting their arses off in bed after all that food again ! Slobbering all over each other like a pair of 15 year olds

What filter does she use ? Completely changed her flat square face ?!?

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

With her favourite scrunchie in again

 

[Traveler001]

Looked at her stories to see what she'd eaten today and saw the one after the food of them in the car and he's kissing her (surprised he didn't get lost in her lips, makes me think of the snu snu episode from futurama) and she's looking at the camera while he's kissing her!

 

[NinaStar90]

Think a filter had been used. Look at her fingers