Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

[Chi4]

That spag bog looks vile. She really doesn’t have a clue

 

[NinaStar90]

Hahaha aw bless her, she doesn't have a clue about how to adult, does she?

 

[Sazbee]

The broccoli

 

[Clickbait]

Vile slop. Looks the same going in as coming out. Tries to be healthy by randomly adding broccoli but then serves it with white pasta (not mixed through) and garlic bread

 

[lamaitresse]

Hahaha aw bless her, she doesn't have a clue about how to adult, does she?

I was doing okay till I clicked on the second picture with broccoli randomly plopped on top of her bolognese. She forgot the sweetcorn this time!

I'm beginning to think she's trolling us Tattlers!

 

[265]

Hahaha aw bless her, she doesn't have a clue about how to adult, does she?

Road kill?? (sorry)

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I was doing okay till I clicked on the second picture with broccoli randomly plopped on top of her bolognese. She forgot the sweetcorn this time!

I'm beginning to think she's trolling us Tattlers!

Yeah definitely. Her pictures and comments always try to counteract something that’s written here or on DM comments. Like someone wrote something about his family must be embarrassed of her and how she looks nothing like her pictures. Then she posts comments about being treated like their own.

 

[Chi4]

The pair of them must for England with all that crap . She acts like she is 15 with her first ever boyfriend. It’s so weird her behaviour

 

[265]

The pair of them must for England with all that crap . She acts like she is 15 with her first ever boyfriend. It’s so weird her behaviour

Thing is she doesn't seem to realise the relationship is fake.

 

[Chi4]

Thing is she doesn't seem to realise the relationship is fake.

There is defiantly something not quite right with it ! He’s getting plumper by the day

 

[roseturntupnose]

I think she covered him up in the pic because she has filtered her (really!) pic which makes her eyes look lighter blue. his obviously had the same treatment and would have shown up how edited it was so she's covered his eye.

 

[265]

There is defiantly something not quite right with it ! He’s getting plumper by the day

That can be a problem, he might lose the sight of his meat and 2 veg.

 

[NinaStar90]

That can be a problem, he might lose the sight of his meat and 2 veg.

I'm sure he has plenty of others to look at.

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

Hahaha aw bless her, she doesn't have a clue about how to adult, does she?

she is surely playing with us here broccoli in spaghetti bol

 

[Chi4]

she is surely playing with us here broccoli in spaghetti bol

Carrot , pepper and mushrooms. Acceptable ! But broccoli

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

Proper made me laugh I think she’s trolling us, the vine tomatoes were bad enough

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

The broccoli

But it's Monday Tattlers, that's the day she "craves goodness" FGS keep up you lot

 

[265]

Say what?

 

[Chi4]

The way he talks about her it’s very childish

Say what?

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absolute fruit cake , kind of mothering going on here it’s weird

Now she is in the bath trying to get people to buy into her new slut thingy , maybe because I’m a woman , it really isn’t sexy at all! Heaven know what men actually sign up to this

 

[lamaitresse]

Say what?

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My eyes were instantly drawn to the word "lie".

Doubt there's anything going on here (given Charles' "orientation" - though he could be bi- or pan-sexual. Plus his Tweet about looking for a "work wife").

And if there is any physicality, it's lust, not love - you don't talk this way about someone you respect and want a future with. He does sound very immature.

I was going to slag off his grammar, lack of punctuation and that breathless-ramble-sounding post, but it's actually a meme.