Lauren Goodger #15 Money Money Money, Lozzas nunny, in a FaceApp world..

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Also didn’t she say she took a test the day she missed her period? Who does that unless they’re actively trying? They acted like it was some huge surprise but this was obviously her plan whether the baby is Charlie’s or not. In my opinion he is either a willing participant in a business deal, or a clueless idiot who’s got her up the duff and is trapped. Don’t buy the soulmates,
Yeah, all that corn and strange looking tit that she’s been “cooking” and subjecting the poor bloke to.
Her food doesn’t look very nice either. That’s probably why they order pizza every few days. She’s not a great cook and he must be worse if we never see him cooking.
 
Ventriloquist and dummy Chaz 😄😄😄 xx.
Loooooool..

Hellsbells the dummy looks worse on a bigger screen ...I didn't notice on my phone lol got the dummy underneath nose and eye showing a little 😱😄 x
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This is an example of a photo that is far too grainy and poor quality to have been edited. It’s clearly just a candid shot of her leaving a restaurant. To me she looks ordinary- she’s short and a little overweight, nothing wrong with that. Her face is bloated from filler but aside from that, I honestly don’t think she’d get as much criticism if she was just honest with people. She’s not an exotic slim supermodel who people would mistake for Kim K.
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She loves them bloody nylon ankle danglers

In one of these loose women interviews they say something along the lines of that young girls feel a pressure to look perfect online etc. One of the presenters said don’t you feel like you contribute to that pressure, and she says ‘I’m just a nice gell, and I’m one of them ones feeling tha pressure too’. She genuinely cannot grasp that she’s in her mid thirties and needs to grow up. She absolutely is part of the problem that forces (admittedly impressionable) teenagers to adopt this look. For example Stephen Bears 17 year old girlfriend. I don’t mean to be horrible but what the absolute hell is this?View attachment 435167 q
She looks like she’s wearing one of them infrared LED face masks
 

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They should really stop doing this. I know she’s the first reality tv star ever and she’s the most famous yung gell in the UK, but they should stop stalking her! It must be so bad for her ank-zyty. They should stop editing her feet to look bigger and leave her promote poisonous cyanide drinks because she’s a boss witch who is on her grind and hustle. Xxxx
Ohhhh don’t forget she’s Kate Middletons favorite quote unquote

On her Twitter. Looks like she’s still mocking Piersy. Don’t know who Vas is but he must have called out Piers for being a hypocrite. The big (gigantic) Lozza really needs to drop this.
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I mean piers may troll. But didn’t Lozza do some crazy stalking crap and go to the same overseas location when mark and Michelle went on honeymoon.

I just came across this
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from 2018. This TWUNT really likes getting her bits out on the kitchen sink doesn’t she. Remind me never to eat dinner at her place..

Lauren Goodger slammed for ‘DISGUSTING’ photo by vile trolls as she poses in skimpy black thong – on a kitchen counter
 
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"Come across the baby isle" from Oddbod's Onlyfans... friend?

I can't be the only one who just wishes this lot would learn how to write a proper sentence.
What on earth is that even supposed to mean 🤣. He randomly saw a baby isle and what ? What a bizarre thing to say lol

Vas was in towie and he tries to be A list as he knows Rita Ora 🙄. He was caught in a pap pic following one of the Ritchie sisters , he must have seen the camera and ran to try and get in it 🤣. Why is she still trying to get a reaction from Piers 🙈 how embarrassing
 
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Nope, it was a story in the sun 2017.

Lauren didn't read this did she!

Oh I knew it was dated - I, in a state of boredom, clicked the link and read it last night... I just don’t get her obsession with the tinned meat
 
Has it happened yet ? Have I missed the pap-rosal? Oh just realised it's not even 9am so of course not! I shall be here doing crosswords and waiting



Edit: Forgot my manners! Happy Valentine's Day you bunch of hotties! ❤️💜💙💚💛
 
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Assuming she is pregnant (and I’m still a bit unsure about that), how on earth will she cope with a baby? She couldn’t deal with two puppies and given neither of them work, I imagine their current existence is sleep in, chill out, eat, hair and make up followed by a walk where they bump into backgrid, back for more chilling, more food and then bed at around 2am. Then repeat.... every day. There is no structure, she doesn’t have to have even a tiny bit of self discipline because it doesn’t matter if she gets up late or whatever. It’ll be carnage!
 
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