Lauren Goodger #15 Money Money Money, Lozzas nunny, in a FaceApp world..

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Maybe one of the valentine presents she get from Chaz is a pair of trotter shoes from the Yung Gell range x.

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Oh that's fantastic, now boogie over to the KP thread, I have a job for you Pom.

 

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Taken a month before she was impregnated by a Sheesh waiter or a Turkey baster


*feel free to keep for a future thread title x

I reckon she's further on than she says, so that was probably the post-shag fag!

 

[liar liar]

Maybe one of the valentine presents she get from Chaz is a pair of trotter shoes from the Yung Gell range x.

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I can't look at your pics any more coz I keep laughing hysterically and my hubs comes in ready to dial 999! ❤

 

[265]

Okay, forgive me for being thick but who started this Yung Gell tit? come on own up.

 

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Okay, forgive me for being thick but who started this Yung Gell tit? come on own up.

Lozza

 

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Okay, forgive me for being thick but who started this Yung Gell tit? come on own up.

She did! She refers to herself as a yung gell in every single interview. ‘A yung gell who grew up in the spotlight’ for example

 

[265]

She did! She refers to herself as a yung gell in every single interview. ‘A yung gell who grew up in the spotlight’ for example

Right, I'm just here to take the piss out of her, I don't read much about her, just the headlines which are as boring as hell.

 

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She did! She refers to herself as a yung gell in every single interview. ‘A yung gell who grew up in the spotlight’ for example

Yep, she says it all the time! That's why it's hilarious and stupid all at the same time because she's just about middle aged

 

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Tbf I am still in bed, but I feel so rough and run down I’m so sad because I’ve missed the day entirely pretty much!

 

[liar liar]

Yep, she says it all the time! That's why it's hilarious and stupid all at the same time because she's just about middle aged

It's like something a southern belle from the 1800's would have said like Scarlett O'Hara. She just can't do the necessary simpering and lip trembling.

 

[265]

I've waited hours for this,

Is that it??? duck sake!

 

[liar liar]

Tbf I am still in bed, but I feel so rough and run down I’m so sad because I’ve missed the day entirely pretty much!

<runs through post clanging pans and yodelling...> did that help?

I've waited hours for this,

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Is that it??? duck sake!

Yay - no gold rose - she's got some class or not got the contacts

 

[Carrington31]

‘Last val day just us’.... well first and last eh Loz!

 

[Notredamn]

So he hasn't slipped his ring on her finger yet? Maybe later.

 

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I've waited hours for this,

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Is that it??? duck sake!

Oh god, she looks like a stuffed vine tomato in that frock. All she needs is a little green hat

 

[mandypandy99]

Is she 17 years old in her head, her stories today are so cringe!? (No more than normal though) Who does this really feel like she just hasn’t matured at all since towie began & everyone else moved on with their lives except her But you know she’s just a Yung gell!

 

[NinaStar90]

Is she 17 years old in her head, her stories today are so cringe!? (No more than normal though) Who does this really feel like she just hasn’t matured at all since towie began & everyone else moved on with their lives except her But you know she’s just a Yung gell!

This is so cringe. She's like a 16 year old with her first boyfriend.

 

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<runs through post clanging pans and yodelling...> did that help?


Yay - no gold rose - she's got some class or not got the contacts

No, what I need is home made toast and home made crisps.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

So he hasn't slipped his ring on her finger yet? Maybe later.

He’s probably to busy picking pubes out of his meal.

 

[Kilo005]

Is she or is she not drinking in loads of today’s throwback snaps!? Surely she’s pregnant in some of these?! I’m so confused again!!! Surely she’s not thick enough to drink whilst pregnant but certainly not advertise she’s done it on the gram...