Lauren Goodger #15 Money Money Money, Lozzas nunny, in a FaceApp world..

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No doubt when Lauren comes back from the car park and opens the door She’ll see something like this
Oh you know it! Complete with the room full of roses! How on earth she can then act surprised as if they don't live in a flat in lockdown so she is aware of what's going on .

I'm sat here laughing my head off because I realise I am annoyed at her for her reaction to something that hasn't even happened yet 😂😂😂😂
 
Oh you know it! Complete with the room full of roses! How on earth she can then act surprised as if they don't live in a flat in lockdown so she is aware of what's going on .

I'm sat here laughing my head off because I realise I am annoyed at her for her reaction to something that hasn't even happened yet 😂😂😂😂
It’s because it’s become so predictable. He’ll have put out ‘homemade’ wine and chocolates and there’ll be a caption ‘over the moon I’m getting the fairy tail ending’.
In all seriousness it would be great if Lauren matured, found a decent guy and was happy. But I’m sorry I can’t believe in any way that a 23 year old kid who has a background in gay porn is that guy for her. And she hasn’t matured either so big no on both accounts!
 
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Oh you know it! Complete with the room full of roses! How on earth she can then act surprised as if they don't live in a flat in lockdown so she is aware of what's going on .

I'm sat here laughing my head off because I realise I am annoyed at her for her reaction to something that hasn't even happened yet 😂😂😂😂
worry, we’ll get the reaction “OMG, guys! Look what my baybeh did for Valentine’s Day! I wuv him so much. We can’t wait to spend rest of our yun lives togever can we Chaz” (grunts).
 
worry, we’ll get the reaction “OMG, guys! Look what my baybeh did for Valentine’s Day! I wuv him so much. We can’t wait to spend rest of our yun lives togever can we Chaz” (grunts).
The ‘yung gell’ thing really gets me. I would even find it cringeworthy to say that about myself and I’m 23 (@Katie8ee there I go again with my one personality trait, being 23 :ROFLMAO: )
 
The ‘yung gell’ thing really gets me. I would even find it cringeworthy to say that about myself and I’m 23 (@Katie8ee there I go again with my one personality trait, being 23 :ROFLMAO: )
She really does have the most awful voice. “I is a yungel” in that Gemma Collins on helium voice really grates on me. It’s since she got the veneers. If she left her teeth alone she’d still be able to pronounce words.
 
I will be up early to bring the vomit inducing details as and when they get posted, same with Skanky McSkank (Katie Price)

All I have to do now is select the bucket I will need.
It feels like Christmas Eve 😂 it better be good now if he dissapoints us I will be raging. He better be creeping about the living room while she sleeps making it look magical.

Obviously when it happens she is going to be unbearable.

The ‘yung gell’ thing really gets me. I would even find it cringeworthy to say that about myself and I’m 23 (@Katie8ee there I go again with my one personality trait, being 23 :ROFLMAO: )
It's when she talks about all the "boys" she likes and who like her that I find the most irritating.
 
It feels like Christmas Eve 😂 it better be good now if he dissapoints us I will be raging. He better be creeping about the living room while she sleeps making it look magical.

Obviously when it happens she is going to be unbearable.


It's when she talks about all the "boys" she likes and who like her that I find the most irritating.

they all think they’re 18. The new celebs go dating ad, the mansion one, has Chloe ferry saying ‘have you heard of a boy called Joey Essex?!!’
Ffs they’re all 30 odd. Lauren on CGD explained many time that ‘boys’ are ‘constantly after’ her. Pretending that’s the case is embarrassing, and calling them boys is even more embarrassing
 
they all think they’re 18. The new celebs go dating ad, the mansion one, has Chloe ferry saying ‘have you heard of a boy called Joey Essex?!!’
Ffs they’re all 30 odd. Lauren on CGD explained many time that ‘boys’ are ‘constantly after’ her. Pretending that’s the case is embarrassing, and calling them boys is even more embarrassing
😂 Chloe Ferry is only 25 so that's fine for her to say I think! Saying guys are after you is just such a wierd thing to brag about. It's not surprising though as to her mind it's a way of showing off. It's like when she posted the minging breakfast video and she wrote he loves me it's all bragging.

Which is a shame as no one thinks she has anything to brag about!!! Just found this photo of Chaz from early last year ignore the hideous outfit and look at him, it's like a different guy. He looks handsome and has a gym bod.
 

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they all think they’re 18. The new celebs go dating ad, the mansion one, has Chloe ferry saying ‘have you heard of a boy called Joey Essex?!!’
Ffs they’re all 30 odd. Lauren on CGD explained many time that ‘boys’ are ‘constantly after’ her. Pretending that’s the case is embarrassing, and calling them boys is even more embarrassing
It's quite simple, they are all like stupid kids that have never grown up. Considering this madam is going to be 40 in a few years, she's stupidly immature.
 
😂 Chloe Ferry is only 25 so that's fine for her to say I think! Saying guys are after you is just such a wierd thing to brag about. It's not surprising though as to her mind it's a way of showing off. It's like when she posted the minging breakfast video and she wrote he loves me it's all bragging.

Which is a shame as no one thinks she has anything to brag about!!! Just found this photo of Chaz from early last year ignore the hideous outfit and look at him, it's like a different guy. He looks handsome and has a gym bod.
Tbf no I didn’t realise she was 25, they all look about 50 because of their surgery.
it’s just the whole culture; reality tv, ‘boys’, surgery, PLT deals etc. Imagine putting up a video of a sausage and egg sandwich and captioning it ‘he loves me’ ffs.

he is actually quite good looking but he seems very thick and as though he’s some kind of ventriloquist dummy that Lauren controls o_O
 
😂 Chloe Ferry is only 25 so that's fine for her to say I think! Saying guys are after you is just such a wierd thing to brag about. It's not surprising though as to her mind it's a way of showing off. It's like when she posted the minging breakfast video and she wrote he loves me it's all bragging.

Which is a shame as no one thinks she has anything to brag about!!! Just found this photo of Chaz from early last year ignore the hideous outfit and look at him, it's like a different guy. He looks handsome and has a gym bod.
The difference really is shocking. It’s since he’s been with her. They've both gained a lot of weight since they first met.
 
😂 Chloe Ferry is only 25 so that's fine for her to say I think! Saying guys are after you is just such a wierd thing to brag about. It's not surprising though as to her mind it's a way of showing off. It's like when she posted the minging breakfast video and she wrote he loves me it's all bragging.

Which is a shame as no one thinks she has anything to brag about!!! Just found this photo of Chaz from early last year ignore the hideous outfit and look at him, it's like a different guy. He looks handsome and has a gym bod.
Haha, it looks like he's playing with his doo dah to me! 🤣
 
Tbf no I didn’t realise she was 25, they all look about 50 because of their surgery.
it’s just the whole culture; reality tv, ‘boys’, surgery, PLT deals etc. Imagine putting up a video of a sausage and egg sandwich and captioning it ‘he loves me’ ffs.

he is actually quite good looking but he seems very thick and as though he’s some kind of ventriloquist dummy that Lauren controls o_O
That explains why he looks like someone has their hand up his arse!

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It's quite simple, they are all like stupid kids that have never grown up. Considering this madam is going to be 40 in a few years, she's stupidly immature.
It’s scary that these people are seeping into real life culture. Like Gemma Collins being on life stories with piers morgan
That explains why he looks like someone has their hand up his arse!

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oh my gosh. Literally reminds me so much of the bit in the new magazine shoot video, where she’s like ‘what woz it about free weeks??’ And he just nods with a blank stare like ‘yeh must ov bin’. Ffs
 
It’s scary that these people are seeping into real life culture. Like Gemma Collins being on life stories with piers morgan

oh my gosh. Literally reminds me so much of the bit in the new magazine shoot video, where she’s like ‘what woz it about free weeks??’ And he just nods with a blank stare like ‘yeh must ov bin’. Ffs
Watching that interview again and wow! Her diction is so bad! “a found out a was pregnant quite early on, I fink I was like, 2 weeks aw suding? So I decided to take, a pregacy tes.”
 
Watching that interview again and wow! Her diction is so bad! “a found out a was pregnant quite early on, I fink I was like, 2 weeks aw suding? So I decided to take, a pregacy tes.”
Also didn’t she say she took a test the day she missed her period? Who does that unless they’re actively trying? They acted like it was some huge surprise but this was obviously her plan whether the baby is Charlie’s or not. In my opinion he is either a willing participant in a business deal, or a clueless idiot who’s got her up the duff and is trapped. Don’t buy the soulmates, both over the moon, together forever story.

18 Months? that's optimistic! more like 18 weeks. :LOL: :LOL:
Only saying that because staying together for about 18 months secures business deals. They could get magazine deals ‘our engagement’ ‘our first 6 months as parents’ ‘our harrowing breakup’. These people and their managers are so calculating
 
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