Kyle Pallo #91 Kyle's life, relationship, YouTube channel, health and bank account are falling apart, Kind of

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Mark, the poor guy's already got kidney stones and constipation, don't taunt him or he'll start to cry :LOL:


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When viewers are providing sincere advice about "stool softness" and "soft serve poops" your channel just might be scraping the bottom of the barrel.
 
We all know that sad little “flex space” these two have off the living room is poorly decorated, but Kyle’s “home studio” takes the cake for most pathetic room in his house. Bare, builders grade white walls, tacky light up Tron sign above the closet door with nowhere to plug in, & an Offfice Depot quality fiber board & formica desk to sit in front of. Seriously, I’ve seen better appointed solitary confinement cells than that barebones clunker of an office space. Really makes you wonder how sad other rooms in the house that he doesn’t show must be.
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That he tries to flex on his viewers like he’s something special & living that life just makes it all the more amusing. Keep it up Kyle, you’re killing it, my guy
 
Squiggy74 said:
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Mark, the poor guy's already got kidney stones and constipation, don't taunt him or he'll start to cry :LOL:


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When viewers are providing sincere advice about "stool softness" and "soft serve poops" your channel just might be scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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Clearly, appropriate comments for a channel starring an Ocean Blue Eyed Young Buck!
 
Disneysensation said:
“The kidney stone is RAPED by my bladder.”

According to that sentence: the victim is the kidney stone and the bladder’s owner is the perpetrator.


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“Raped” by his bladder? What is going on in his drunken head that he thinks the bladder can rape his kidney stone?! Does he think his bladder will “deflower” his stone so that it’ll disintegrate and end up in his pee straining cup? I highly doubt his doc said that to him. If his bladder does “rape” his kidney stone, it’ll probably be the most action ever he gets down there.
 
BlurryCat said:
Constipation, kidney stones, rapidly aging... that poor diet and alcoholism is really catching up to him.

Calling total BS that he regularly works out and goes on his tread meal.
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God! Add in gout to the arthritis, kidney stones and constipation and oar’ Kylietard is the physical equivalent to our neighbor’s 86 year old father if he were about a foot shorter. 🤣

There’s so much going on around the Orlando area and at Disney and Universal, and that damned moron is whining about constipation . You can’t make it up.

What a pathetic excuse for a human being, a blue ribbon 30 year old mewling tittybaby. His tit show is going nowhere and fast. The holidays should be fun being around him, huh?

You’re killing it here! Loving it!😊
 
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1. The hamster is more intelligent
2. The hamster bathes more often
3. The hamster has whiter teeth
4. The hamster's hands are cleaner when putting in contacts
5. The hamster doesn't constantly lie and grift
6. I would more easily believe the hamster graduated college without any assistance
7. The hamster would have an easier time pronouncing wreath and treadmill
8. The hamster can pick things up properly with an advanced pincer grasp
9. The hamster doesn't have a wonky eye
10. The hamster has more hair on its head
11. Casey wouldn't feel the need to throw up and shower after cuddling the hamster
12. The hamster doesn't get drunk and constantly and lie about drinking
13. The hamster actually eats vegetables occasionally
14. The hamster didn't vote for Trump
15. The hamster doesn't have multiple sock puppets online
16. The hamster probably has a real job
17. The hamster drinks enough water to prevent itself from getting kidney stones
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Take note Casey; run away from Casa de Pallo and get yourself a dirty hamster as soon as possible. 🐹
 
Just fast forwarded thru yesterday's video & I cannot believe the whole thing is him talking about his ailments. I mean, he does prove how "productive" he is by going out & getting Starbucks where he, wait for it, shows the very hush-hush Starbucks drive-thru menu, flexing as if we all don't have two or three Starbucks within a 2 mile radius of our homes. What's next, he features the McDonald's $1 menu & forks out the big bucks to buy the very axe-clusive & rarely seen <checks notes> Big Mac sandwich? This dude's got nothing. He's out of ideas & failing, in Orlando, during the holiday season, where I'm sure there's nothing at all special happening at any of the parks right now. Give it up, my guy. The only entertainment you provide is to those who like to rubberneck to look at the car crash your channel's become. You suck
 
Adams & Brush said:
Just fast forwarded thru yesterday's video & I cannot believe the whole thing is him talking about his ailments. I mean, he does prove how "productive" he is by going out & getting Starbucks where he, wait for it, shows the very hush-hush Starbucks drive-thru menu, flexing as if we all don't have two or three Starbucks within a 2 mile radius of our homes. What's next, he features the McDonald's $1 menu & forks out the big bucks to buy the very axe-clusive & rarely seen <checks notes> Big Mac sandwich? This dude's got nothing. He's out of ideas & failing, in Orlando, during the holiday season, where I'm sure there's nothing at all special happening at any of the parks right now. Give it up, my guy. The only entertainment you provide is to those who like to rubberneck to look at the car crash your channel's become. You suck
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Forget the parks! The sheer number of events outside the bubble is staggering! He clearly does not have his finger on the pulse of Orlando.
 
MichaelKaysHairyBack said:
Forget the parks! The sheer number of events outside the bubble is staggering! He clearly does not have his finger on the pulse of Orlando.
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Well then he would have to pay full price and not be in his secure Disney bubble. Sad as these vlogs are getting worse and worse by the day. Especially for the person like myself who has no interest in going to the parks and even if I did want to see what is going on, how many times can I see the same shows and rides and food that he vlogs?
 
Contradictory Kyle... Normally he marvels at how empty parks are on party days and the crowds are so light. Today is a party day at HS and he now says: "I don't really feel like it's that much of a difference..."

Make up your mind, son! Every day is different there. There is no crowd trend anymore! It has been that way for years!
 
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