Kyle Pallo #91 Kyle's life, relationship, YouTube channel, health and bank account are falling apart, Kind of

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Louis McClung now has 44K more Subscribers than Kyle Pallo. Hard to believe when you see Kyle's latest thumbnail.

Did we hear Kyle say his doctor is a Kp Subscriber and watches every video? Pretty sure someone with kidney stone problems shouldn't be eating fried frog legs.

Kyle Pallo #92: The Ocean Blue Eyed Young Buck with Kidney Stones is Constipated. So Based!
 
Tis the season for lies, bullshit and sickness… fa la la la la / la la la la.🤣
I didn’t have to be a psychic to know exactly what was in store from the ManicMidget. The nightmare in NOLA was a certain cringe fest. TATTLE lives in his pointy little head 24/7.

What an absolute embarrassment he is.

Busy old time with family and friends in Newport Beach here. Missing the ‘FullMonty’🤣of comments, but loving this today.
 
Why are there so many comments about his lawn? Doesn’t he have a gardener?
He complained that a sliver of grass was growing in his mulch. And he wanted to know how he could stop that bc he just has to pick it out individually 😂 which idk if it just wasn’t done right or what bc I don’t have that problem. We do actually have a landscaping company who does all of our landscaping. I think Kyle’s HOA may just cut the grass. Idk tho. Our company asks us what plants and flowers we want and they do it.
 
He did say bowels but it came up as balls lol. He has NO content at.all so that is why he had to use this. He claims he has a month's worth of content ready to go. Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Mr Samuel's comment got nuked
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Karen and Marisa are thirsty for the greaseball.

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He complained that a sliver of grass was growing in his mulch. And he wanted to know how he could stop that bc he just has to pick it out individually 😂 which idk if it just wasn’t done right or what bc I don’t have that problem. We do actually have a landscaping company who does all of our landscaping. I think Kyle’s HOA may just cut the grass. Idk tho. Our company asks us what plants and flowers we want and they do it.
Didn’t he work for a landscape company long ago? I recall seeing it on the same CV with the RA/ Resident Assistant in college.
 
He lifts twice? What does he lift? The food he ordered on DoorDash from the local eatery??
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Who on Earth told him these glasses were perfect for him. His Grandma?

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He admittedly orders them online for $5.00 when he gets his script.
 
Comparison between Kyle and a dirty hamster
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1. The hamster is more intelligent
2. The hamster bathes more often
3. The hamster has whiter teeth
4. The hamster's hands are cleaner when putting in contacts
5. The hamster doesn't constantly lie and grift
6. I would more easily believe the hamster graduated college without any assistance
7. The hamster would have an easier time pronouncing wreath and treadmill
8. The hamster can pick things up properly with an advanced pincer grasp
9. The hamster doesn't have a wonky eye
10. The hamster has more hair on its head
11. Casey wouldn't feel the need to throw up and shower after cuddling the hamster
12. The hamster doesn't get drunk and constantly and lie about drinking
13. The hamster actually eats vegetables occasionally
14. The hamster didn't vote for Trump
15. The hamster doesn't have multiple sock puppets online
16. The hamster probably has a real job
17. The hamster drinks enough water to prevent itself from getting kidney stones
 
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