Kyle Pallo #10 Kyle got lei'd by Dick Breed!

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I recently watched some of his vlogs from about a year ago and you can really see how much he has aged in that time to now. I don't understand how a 20 something with basically no real responsibilities (pretend "job" aside) can't find time to exercise everyday and just be more healthy.
yup.... I'm stuck home with covid, and watched a couple of his vlogs from like 18 months ago. and the difference really is nuts! And actually even on his IG, the pics from earlier THIS year are so different, too. I dont think he goes into the parks until like 11 or noon every day- so get up and go to the gym! and he should spend a few dollars on some anti-aging face wash and lotion, too. or get a facial instead of a massage next time he has a "mental health crisis" would help with the sun damage he gets every day!
 
Shout out to the chocolate stain on his white shirt today! I actually got more amusement out of that then watching him once again do a whopping 2 rides in Animal Kingdom and poorly read off the new reservation system changes.
I'm wondering how long it will be before Kyle's Chocolate Stain turns up as a member on here.

By the way, I regret not calling myself Scooby Douche.
 
I recently watched some of his vlogs from about a year ago and you can really see how much he has aged in that time to now. I don't understand how a 20 something with basically no real responsibilities (pretend "job" aside) can't find time to exercise everyday and just be more healthy.
Yeah, for someone who clearly only gained a following for his looks (not everyone's cup of tea but it's clear there was a market for it considering he doesn't offer anything of substance), he should have been doing more to take care of himself or even improve his physique to gain more thirsty followers. Some people naturally age more rapidly than others but alcoholism and fried food nearly everyday will speed up the process for anyone.

A couple years ago he looked as young as the average college student. Now he looks like the 20 year reunion. Horrible for someone who still has a couple more years before his 30s.

Maybe the Margaritaville cruise will be so bad it turns him off his gluttonous lifestyle. It would be the best thing that could happen to him and his longevity as a vlogger.

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I'd say he should try weed to replace his constant need for barrels of alcoholic sugar drinks, but the munchies would be the end of him.
 
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yup.... I'm stuck home with covid, and watched a couple of his vlogs from like 18 months ago. and the difference really is nuts! And actually even on his IG, the pics from earlier THIS year are so different, too. I dont think he goes into the parks until like 11 or noon every day- so get up and go to the gym! and he should spend a few dollars on some anti-aging face wash and lotion, too. or get a facial instead of a massage next time he has a "mental health crisis" would help with the sun damage he gets every day!
Feel better!
 
he should spend a few dollars on some anti-aging face wash and lotion, too. or get a facial instead of a massage next time he has a "mental health crisis" would help with the sun damage he gets every day!

It’s shocking how he’s about to be 30 in a couple of years but it looks like he’s on his way to turn 40. If you don’t wear sunscreen, look at Kyle to see why you should!!!!! Oh and I know it’s beyond his control but the amount of hair he’s lost since 2019 is bonkers🤯
 
yup.... I'm stuck home with covid, and watched a couple of his vlogs from like 18 months ago. and the difference really is nuts! And actually even on his IG, the pics from earlier THIS year are so different, too. I dont think he goes into the parks until like 11 or noon every day- so get up and go to the gym! and he should spend a few dollars on some anti-aging face wash and lotion, too. or get a facial instead of a massage next time he has a "mental health crisis" would help with the sun damage he gets every day!
I fell down this exact rabbit hole when I had COVID last month. Feel better!
 
Odd that such an irrelevant comment like this suddenly appears on his Genie + video yesterday when his channel has been so "successful".... Not a lot of other comments on that video, but interesting that this type of comment isn't on his videos with lots of comments about Lora or his horrible takes on Universal... :unsure:

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Nice try loser! Maybe your trash content is getting boring and repetitive to more viewers than you think. :ROFLMAO:
 
It’s shocking how he’s about to be 30 in a couple of years but it looks like he’s on his way to turn 40. If you don’t wear sunscreen, look at Kyle to see why you should!!!!! Oh and I know it’s beyond his control but the amount of hair he’s lost since 2019 is bonkers🤯

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone." :ROFLMAO:

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And Pallo is ugly already in so many ways.
He will soon, very soon, look like a Disney character, much like this, only fatter, shorter, more wrinkled and much less attractive::oops:


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(*Perhaps he can have some of that back hair transplanted onto his rapidly balding head.)
 
Odd that such an irrelevant comment like this suddenly appears on his Genie + video yesterday when his channel has been so "successful".... Not a lot of other comments on that video, but interesting that this type of comment isn't on his videos with lots of comments about Lora or his horrible takes on Universal... :unsure:

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Nice try loser! Maybe your trash content is getting boring and repetitive to more viewers than you think. :ROFLMAO:
I think it's pretty obvious these comments are bots.
And I think it's highly likely bots have been appearing in his comments recently because someone is buying subscribers and/or comments for his channel, and choosing the cheaper 'bot' option and not paying for actual human subscribers.
Sort of sad. I thought people only bought subscribers to boost new channels at launch.

He will soon, very soon, look like a Disney character,
Yeah, Ursula.
 
So who do we think is the “special guest” in tomorrows vlog??
And I honestly am not being my usual “shipping Kyle with everybody” self 🤣
Genuinely just trying to think about who it might be, he said she’s been in vlogs before…
 
I think it's pretty obvious these comments are bots.
And I think it's highly likely bots have been appearing in his comments recently because someone is buying subscribers and/or comments for his channel, and choosing the cheaper 'bot' option and not paying for actual human subscribers.
Sort of sad. I thought people only bought subscribers to boost new channels at launch.

It's definitely a comment buying thing. These always seem to appear on the videos he posts that tie into a big trendy topic but aren't getting a lot of comments - Genie +, Day 3 / 4 of a Cruise, special media events that aren't pacing towards over 30K viewers in a day. Not many of the other vlogs though.

So who do we think is the “special guest” in tomorrows vlog??
And I honestly am not being my usual “shipping Kyle with everybody” self 🤣
Genuinely just trying to think about who it might be, he said she’s been in vlogs before…

My bet's on the Groom that can't get enough 🤐
 
Wow isnt this like his 13th cruise this year..😒
yup... around that. They're his "go-to" when he forgets to get tickets to opening night of something, or doesn't get invited to a media event for something. Bonus is that his beard Lora appears to work just 3 days a week, so she can go with him on the Friday-Monday cruises to help boost the views. LOL
My bet's on the Groom that can't get enough 🤐

oooh... that would be a plot twist...
My guess is that annoying girl who acts like she’s 12. Emily?
yeah... i thought that, too. But then i remembered watching one of her lives where she talked about him, and i think hes pretty much beyond redemption with her at this point. So i dont think its her...
 
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