Kyle Pallo #10 Kyle got lei'd by Dick Breed!

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For all you dislikes lovers out there here is a little treat, i am speechless looking at these numbers.
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Scooby Don't said:
In the last episode our hero made a radical departure from filming his feet, himself in the shower, himself eating like a caveman, himself getting drunk, car parks and concrete at Disneyworld to travel to Aulani in Hawaii (at the expense of pornstar-named stan Dick Breed) to film his feet, himself in the shower, himself eating like a caveman, himself getting drunk, lawns and corridors instead. He also visited Pearl Harbor briefly, but disappointingly couldn’t educate us that much because being the WW2 history aficionado that he is he had to leave early to attend an authentic Hawaiian dining experience populated by grown adults dressed as cartoon characters or some tit. Don’t ask me, I didn’t watch the crap.

Since whining about not getting lei'd enough and flying back from Hawaii first class, and therefore giving all of his cabin-mates a livestock-class experience he has… eh… um… wait for it… I’m sure something of note will come to me. Um. Oh yes, he went to Universal to witch about Universal because they had the sheer audacity not to invite him to Hallowe’en bleep Horror Nights. Don’t worry though stans, he’s off on a cruise for pensioners instead, so if you squint it will almost be like he's on a ghost ship full of the undead.

Please feel free to add anything I missed. Honestly, please do, I don’t pay enough attention, because I don’t give a tit.

Title was suggested by @markvlinder riffing on an idea by @airbusA330, so you’re both winners.
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@Scooby Don't - I am not sure if you are a writer in your "real life", but you should be.

tightroped said:
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No, it was from a few weeks ago. Each new thread, with all the new members coming in, some photo's are best brought back.
Like this one. Lil Kylie is barely taller than his bedroom window but chatters on and on about needing extra legroom when he flies.

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I am maybe 5'0 on a good day. I hope I see him in the park so I can get a pic with him. I would love to see how much taller (or not) he is than me! HA!
 
DonnyBergerStan said:
Lot's of talk about home runs for doing absolutely nothing... Must be trying to overcompensate for something 🍄 👀 ...

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Also for all the new faces joining us "low-lifers", here's a good reminder of the time when Kyle lied to his viewers about how sick and worried he was about Covid, bedridden and near death, very heartbroken about having a lame Christmas because of how sick he is (hint get me more gifts) all while going to another friend's house for a holiday party.



Very great influencer for Disney and Universal though. Why wouldn't you want to give him five free vacations at the Grand Floridian?
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I'd like to give him a lifetime supply of "truth Serum." The lies on top of lies are too much - but worse are the stans who eat that crap up and feel sorry for him.

Disneysensation said:
More stupidity on today’s vlog at Hollywood Studios:

Starts out “more prepared with his Dunkin” which means he’s running low on the gift cards - someone buy him more cards:
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Wears a shirt which proclaims “It’s a walk on”. Waits over 30 minutes for Mickey and Minnies Runaway Train only to admit it wasn’t really a walk on. So much for wearing that shirt:
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Eats a chicken salad and points and says he doesn’t like “whatever it is”:
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“Whatever it is” is called HUMMUS. Watch the movie “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan” with Adam Sandler. Kyle should try hummus cause it’s “a very tasty diarrhea-like substance.”
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The fact that he ordered a salad is a laugh in and of itself. He is the king of the fried junk food diet.
 
Yes, the salad was to show how he normally eats SO healthy, even though it was probably a 1000 calorie salad. He also shows his bowl while leaving and he primarily ate the chicken and cheese on top of it, while leaving most of the greens and obviously the "creamy stuff"/"whatever this is." He probably picked up a corn dog after during a rare off camera moment.

In this regard he's sadly not alone. It's astonishing to me how many people don't know how to feed themselves anything worthwhile. It's just amusing how much of his vlog is dedicated to eating and exploring new menus when his taste is so limited and basic, like that of a 10 year old.

If those dislike numbers are accurate, he's at the point of no return. The damage to his "brand" may already be done. If only he had listened to some of the criticism of the "low lifes" maybe he could have avoided such catastrophe.
 
Iwantallthetea said:
I know this has been discussed many times by us low life's but now others are seeing these vloggers as obnoxious
Ban Live Vloggers
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Their whole lot is toxic. I would love to see the parks ban live-streaming/vlogging and all these channels flip out. JoHo is especially guilty of this, these guests are not there to be extras for you to profit off. The last line is interesting. I did not know about using your pass benefits for any commercial purpose. Seems like Disney could put them all on the chopping block if they choose.
 
Jjjg said:
He sees no issues with that?

Funny Jojo was out celebrating over 400k today on way to 500. Kyle will be going in reverse.
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Although jojo is no better off, in fact he is worse. Sure he may have a lot more followers but his views and engagement are appaling for such a big following. Kyle (like it or not) has far better engagement and views, and at the end of the day that's what counts. That's where the money is. Doesn't matter if you have 400k subscribers if only 5% are watching.

Everyone who hate watches him is actually still helping him out. A view is a view and the as revenue comes in
 
seanrt said:
Their whole lot is toxic. I would love to see the parks ban live-streaming/vlogging and all these channels flip out. JoHo is especially guilty of this, these guests are not there to be extras for you to profit off. The last line is interesting. I did not know about using your pass benefits for any commercial purpose. Seems like Disney could put them all on the chopping block if they choose.
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The park rules are clear so i don't understand why Disney isn't banning them for life.
Disney parks have been around for almost 70 years so i don't think they need vloggers to survive.
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markvlinder said:
The park rules are clear so i don't understand why Disney isn't banning them for life.
Disney parks have been around for almost 70 years so i don't think they need vloggers to survive.
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Could you imagine the PR nightmare if Disney, Universal and other parks started going through social media and striking down videos. Disney doesn't even shut down their own employees who vlog in the parks. Disney seemingly likes having the vloggers in the parks. I think they want people to see those "Magical Moments" when they happen to a vlogger and talk positive about Disney. It's free advertising. Disney takes things case by case and when someone crosses the line they are trespassed. The only thing I can think of off the top of my head that could help is if more people put strikes on vloggers if you pop up in their video

As for KP, he said something a while back that has stuck with me. He mentioned he wanted to become more of a lifestyle channel. After the Mardi Gras videos I checked out for the most part. New Orleans is a beautiful city with rich history and all he cared about was getting drunk. I checked back in recently and I see he now has a BMW and flying first class to Hawaii and even more cruises. He's trying to live the lifestyles of the rich and famous but he's still the same uninspiring, self-centered kid. Kyle will never grow up as long as people keep giving him money to travel around the country.
 
iammewhoareyou said:
I was watching the latest Disney springs vlog
And my wife walks in the room and goes is that man gay?! I told her supposedly he dates women. She looks at me with a straight face and says uh huh that’s interesting 😂
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My husband also thinks he is gay. I really don't care one way or the other, but it wouldn't surprise me if he likes both men or women (whoever has the most cash).

I just want to say, I hope this thread lasts a long time. This thread title cracks me up. :ROFLMAO: 😂 😂
 
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