Kyle Pallo #10 Kyle got lei'd by Dick Breed!

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Scooby Don't said:
In the last episode our hero made a radical departure from filming his feet, himself in the shower, himself eating like a caveman, himself getting drunk, car parks and concrete at Disneyworld to travel to Aulani in Hawaii (at the expense of pornstar-named stan Dick Breed) to film his feet, himself in the shower, himself eating like a caveman, himself getting drunk, lawns and corridors instead. He also visited Pearl Harbor briefly, but disappointingly couldn’t educate us that much because being the WW2 history aficionado that he is he had to leave early to attend an authentic Hawaiian dining experience populated by grown adults dressed as cartoon characters or some tit. Don’t ask me, I didn’t watch the crap.

Since whining about not getting lei'd enough and flying back from Hawaii first class, and therefore giving all of his cabin-mates a livestock-class experience he has… eh… um… wait for it… I’m sure something of note will come to me. Um. Oh yes, he went to Universal to witch about Universal because they had the sheer audacity not to invite him to Hallowe’en bleep Horror Nights. Don’t worry though stans, he’s off on a cruise for pensioners instead, so if you squint it will almost be like he's on a ghost ship full of the undead.

Please feel free to add anything I missed. Honestly, please do, I don’t pay enough attention, because I don’t give a tit.

Title was suggested by @markvlinder riffing on an idea by @airbusA330, so you’re both winners.
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Your recaps NEVER miss 😂😂😂

PeggieQueter said:
Someone in the comments of his Universal video brought up a good point; viewers today want to know how to save money and stretch their dollars on vacation. Instead he's completely tuning out his audience by taking these extravagant trips and upgrades. The sheer incredible amount of downvotes per video should be screaming to him to cut it down and get back to Earth. But he's loving his new high life way too much, and in the end his own viewers will turn on him for it.
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This is one of the major criticisms of the Trackholes (besides the blatant safety risk they pose to their child be exploiting him for views). I’m not hating on anyone who can afford first class flights and concierge cruises; it’s just not the majority of people. We would rather channels that say they specialize in travel give us actual info we can use. A 25k cruise or a first class flight to Hawaii is…not that.
 
BeRightBack15 said:
Could you imagine the PR nightmare if Disney, Universal and other parks started going through social media and striking down videos. Disney doesn't even shut down their own employees who vlog in the parks. Disney seemingly likes having the vloggers in the parks. I think they want people to see those "Magical Moments" when they happen to a vlogger and talk positive about Disney. It's free advertising. Disney takes things case by case and when someone crosses the line they are trespassed. The only thing I can think of off the top of my head that could help is if more people put strikes on vloggers if you pop up in their video

As for KP, he said something a while back that has stuck with me. He mentioned he wanted to become more of a lifestyle channel. After the Mardi Gras videos I checked out for the most part. New Orleans is a beautiful city with rich history and all he cared about was getting drunk. I checked back in recently and I see he now has a BMW and flying first class to Hawaii and even more cruises. He's trying to live the lifestyles of the rich and famous but he's still the same uninspiring, self-centered kid. Kyle will never grow up as long as people keep giving him money to travel around the country.
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exactly. I think Disney looks at it as free advertisement and promotion. People watch vlogs and it makes them want to go to the parks. I mean, they even invite a lot of these YouTubers to the media events and stuff- that shows that Disney values what they can get out of these YouTubers. so it would take a lot for them to shut it all down, I think.

And yeah... Kyle is so into showcasing the "lavish" stuff. He talks about being like Mr. Beast and putting the money back into his channel. ok, but the difference is Mr. Beast donates the money or does good things with it. He doesn't just take it and use it to pay for the next lavish experience for himself so he can "show us". He spreads it around.

Do we know if Lora is going to Disneyland with him, too?? I don't know if I can take 2 weekends of cruises in a row, and then Disneyland with her LOL
Nothing against her, I just feel like he tries too hard in the videos with her, trying to keep the whole "Are they/ aren't they, will they/won't they" thing going.... its too forced.
 
Dismom2 said:
I just feel like he tries too hard in the videos with her, trying to keep the whole "Are they/ aren't they, will they/won't they" thing going.... its too forced.
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It's all distraction. Note this week. He gets mauled in the comments after Universal, up pops a "Date?" with Lora and suddenly his comments are full of stans shipping them or him with Taylor. I don't understand the fascination myself. But I'm sure it's all performative.

Note also how he was spotted out with a mystery random girl recently at the Polynesian and at the same time he was tweeting he was dining alone.

As I've said before, don't believe a word he says on camera. It's all for views.
 
markvlinder said:
For all you dislikes lovers out there here is a little treat, i am speechless looking at these numbers.
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I have difficulty believing the dislike numbers are correct. I’m not sure how the extension works, and I don’t doubt there are a ton on dislikes (even that they occasionally outnumber likes), but for every video to be performing THAT badly…idk. Something seems off about it.
 
Dismom2 said:
And yeah... Kyle is so into showcasing the "lavish" stuff. He talks about being like Mr. Beast and putting the money back into his channel. ok, but the difference is Mr. Beast donates the money or does good things with it. He doesn't just take it and use it to pay for the next lavish experience for himself so he can "show us". He spreads it around.
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He talks all this lavish stuff but really does none of it. When was the last time he was at Victoria & Albert's? Club 33? Adult dining on a Disney Cruise? Not lately! Also, he's spotted out all the time (by locals) with different women. He's not going to date Lora or Taylor. They are simply there to boost views and engagement. He would rather "date" around the DCP dating pool and bring a new girl out weekly (but do it off camera).
 
markvlinder said:
The park rules are clear so i don't understand why Disney isn't banning them for life.
Disney parks have been around for almost 70 years so i don't think they need vloggers to survive.
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That’s another thing about these vloggers, they are so confidently relying on this “job” yet at any point Disney will eventually enforce these rules. The smart people continue vlogging and have an actual day job! It’s insane how these vloggers treat Disney like free public domain. Y’all are on PRIVATE PROPERTY acting like adult babies…It’s inevitable that Disney will immediately put a stop to it.
 
BNL said:
My husband also thinks he is gay. I really don't care one way or the other, but it wouldn't surprise me if he likes both men or women (whoever has the most cash).

I just want to say, I hope this thread lasts a long time. This thread title cracks me up. :ROFLMAO: 😂 😂
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With all of the occasional right wing bullsh*t he blurts out, the laughable 'going to church' nonsense and the 'Me thinks thou dost protest too much.' act he goes into to assure you he is straight, and lengths he goes to when the 'Are you gay?' questions are present is nauseating. I have no idea, but if he's gay, he's so far in the closet that he's been to Narnia. And I do know he's dishonest about every aspect of his online performance he calls a life.

I have the strong feeling he's 'BUYsexual' __ Buy him something or send him on a cruise or if he can use you for his own benefit, he probably becomes sexual:

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WDWUO83 said:
I have difficulty believing the dislike numbers are correct. I’m not sure how the extension works, and I don’t doubt there are a ton on dislikes (even that they occasionally outnumber likes), but for every video to be performing THAT badly…idk. Something seems off about it.
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I agree. I am very suspect of that app itself. I don't trust it one bit for all kinds of reasons.
 
peedee said:
I agree. I am very suspect of that app itself. I don't trust it one bit for all kinds of reasons.
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I did a bit more reading. It seems that prior to December it was accurate, but since then a google limits the data available to the extension. So it’s all based on the database they’ve built and the numbers are estimates. The only way to know actual numbers is to be a creator and see it in your analytics.
 
I don’t know anything about trusting the extension or not, but I do think there is a correlation between the dislikes, all the negative comments on his vlogs and his suddenly waiting in lines to go on attractions. I might even add that this thread has also impacted his behavior some.
 
Yunque01 said:
I don’t know anything about trusting the extension or not, but I do think there is a correlation between the dislikes, all the negative comments on his vlogs and his suddenly waiting in lines to go on attractions. I might even add that this thread has also impacted his behavior some.
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That happens all the time. I criticise him for not bringing a gift for Lora from Hawaii, he makes a big show of giving her gifts. Of course they're junk he probably got free and gave her as an afterthought because he had nothing better but it's a bit of a coincidence.

Not that I care if he reads this or not. I'm not here for him. I'm here in solidarity with the people he has screwed over.
 
BNL said:
My husband also thinks he is gay. I really don't care one way or the other, but it wouldn't surprise me if he likes both men or women (whoever has the most cash).

I just want to say, I hope this thread lasts a long time. This thread title cracks me up. :ROFLMAO: 😂 😂
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(I say all of this as a gay person) Little, blandly attractive manlets like him come off as gay even when they are 100% straight.

It could be he is gay or bi, and his dates with women are to keep up appearances so he doesn’t lose all the thirsty middle aged women throwing money at him. The Church stuff is included here.

However, it also just as likely he acts sexually ambiguous so the thirsty gay men also continue to throw money at him.

I guess what I am really trying to say is his sexuality is “attention bleep”.
 
Is he really going on the Margaritaville cruise Friday? If so be prepared for the mother of all complaint vlogs. I watched a few legitimate travel channel reviews of that cruise and it looks awful. Most reviews are terrible. Everything on the cruise is an upcharge except the most basic buffet for breakfast and lunch. There is very little entertainment, The ship is 30 years old with really poor upkeep. The clientele this cruise attracts seems to be about 60 years old on average. The only staterooms that have a balcony are villas on just one deck. The rest of the rooms are interior or with port holes.
I am fully expecting a live super chat on Friday so he can earn the money to pay for his food and drinks.

The ship in the original 1970s movie The Poseidon Adventure looks more modern that the Margaritaville ship. This will be epic. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
FrozenHeadofWD said:
(I say all of this as a gay person) Little, blandly attractive manlets like him come off as gay even when they are 100% straight.

It could be he is gay or bi, and his dates with women are to keep up appearances so he doesn’t lose all the thirsty middle aged women throwing money at him. The Church stuff is included here.

However, it also just as likely he acts sexually ambiguous so the thirsty gay men also continue to throw money at him.

I guess what I am really trying to say is his sexuality is “attention bleep”.
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Yeah I agree. I don't particularly get gay vibes from him, but gay for pay/bi...quite possibly. He will do whatever for attention and some cash
 
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