Katie Snooks #12 Fragrance fanatic, poses dramatic, thank God for aff links or she’d be in the attic

How soon will Katie go on another holiday or break to combat that feeling of doom she gets post-hols

  • Definitely in the next month, even though she keeps mentioning that money is tight atm

    Votes: 17 15.6%

  • When she gets one kindly gifted

    Votes: 32 29.4%

  • Her family will take her for a weekend away to help w/ the post-period-delaying-pill "hormonal funk

    Votes: 17 15.6%

  • No holiday straight away but HUSBAND will take her on a million little dates to keep K occupied

    Votes: 43 39.4%
  • Total voters
    109
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Tell me you hate your life without telling me
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I watched the vlog
Dunno what came over me.

[On feeling down]
Dear Katherine,
Many of us just ... continue as normal. We don't have the choice of having the day off, or working less. We still care for our families, help friends, take care of pets. When things get really bad, we talk to friends and family, and if that doesn't help, try and find professional help.
I know you weren't really asking. It was a figure of speech, something you say in a video. You don't care.
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This makes no fucking sense. I was veggie for a day so I'm going to reward myself with chicken for it? Why not look at it this way. I was veggie for a day, let's see if I can do that for a bit longer.
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Why show us a blurry shopping list? 🙄
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You do read/watch news, right? Right?!
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Sorry if I am a bitch with this one but it cracked me up a bit. She says she's making her bread and butter pudding with INCREDIBLE pastries and then proceeds to show us SUPERMARKET pastries covered in a tonne of plastic packaging. *Sighs quietly*
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It'll be a while until watch a vlog again. #traumatised
 
Doesn’t Lord Geoffraxander Marquess of WalthamYork get tired and fed up of her constant whinging?
She has the ability to suck the life out of a room. Every time I see her dumb stories on Instagram of her taking luxury holidays, expensive date nights, attending exclusive events, being ad gifted high end shit, literally having all her material needs met, and apparently physical needs (she has a plethora of gifted sex toys and a lot of opinions of sexual gratification, also supposedly Geoffemeo is like, the best husband eva, building duvet forts, plying her with champagne when she feels sad, standing by and lending an ear (and direction) when she doesn’t know what to do with her life, and then all she does is whinge and act like a petulant needy dependent child. She is regressing back to how she was when she was a child.
I cannot believe her friends & family don’t take her aside and tell her how much of an idiot she comes across. Or maybe they have but she doesn’t care as it still brings in the bucks.


@martaS thank u for watching the Vlog so we didn’t have to x
 
squatternutbosh said:
Doesn’t Lord Geoffraxander Marquess of WalthamYork get tired and fed up of her constant whinging?
She has the ability to suck the life out of a room. Every time I see her dumb stories on Instagram of her taking luxury holidays, expensive date nights, attending exclusive events, being ad gifted high end shit, literally having all her material needs met, and apparently physical needs (she has a plethora of gifted sex toys and a lot of opinions of sexual gratification, also supposedly Geoffemeo is like, the best husband eva, building duvet forts, plying her with champagne when she feels sad, standing by and lending an ear (and direction) when she doesn’t know what to do with her life, and then all she does is whinge and act like a petulant needy dependent child. She is regressing back to how she was when she was a child.
I cannot believe her friends & family don’t take her aside and tell her how much of an idiot she comes across. Or maybe they have but she doesn’t care as it still brings in the bucks.


@martaS thank u for watching the Vlog so we didn’t have to x
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As much as I like Katie’s mum, I wish she would stop enabling her 30 what year old daughter.

Sending her coffees and pastries whilst she mops around is just ridiculous and super enabling!
 
SophieH94 said:
As much as I like Katie’s mum, I wish she would stop enabling her 30 what year old daughter.

Sending her coffees and pastries whilst she mops around is just ridiculous and super enabling!
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I have been thinking about it this week. Mumma Snooks seems like the sweetest woman but these "care packages" are bad for Katie in a long run. She could spend the money on a few therapy sessions for Katie, or they could go out for a walk together etc. I bet she doesn't have to send cookies and coffees to Kathleen's sister.
 
martaS said:
I have been thinking about it this week. Mumma Snooks seems like the sweetest woman but these "care packages" are bad for Katie in a long run. She could spend the money on a few therapy sessions for Katie, or they could go out for a walk together etc. I bet she doesn't have to send cookies and coffees to Kathleen's sister.
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I think that the mollycoddling Kathleen has been been experiencing her entire life has attributed to her spoilt brat adult character that she is now.
Maybe her Ex Andrew wasn’t accustomed to marrying a woman child who needs to be handled like a fragile flower every min of the day. He may well have been a gaslighter and emotionally abusive, but Kathleen seems like the partner from hell in her own right.
let’s look at some examples of Kathleen being enabled by family/friends (that I remember, pls feel free to add to this analysis:

- when she broke up with Andrew, her entire family went and got matching tattoos as her one to ‘change the meaning of the tattoo’ that Kathy got? I mean yeah it’s cute having ur fam do that, but can she literally not heal or disassociate with a negative experience without dragging ur entire family into the experience to get needless permanent body art?

- whenever Kathy is feeling sad, mother snooks will deliveroo a coffee & pastry/cake to Thumbeleen to make her feel better. Once or twice is cute. But I’ve seen this several times now. It’s teaching kathleen to eat her feelings instead of addressing them head on. Material gifts used as medicating tool?

- this one bugs me the most. Remember when someone from the snooks clan (looking at u Theresa Snooks) came on here to reveal the true reason around Kathy’s wedding drama? (Kidgate)
Thinking about it now, I would say that both parties were in the wrong, and it was wholly ignorant for Kathy to not expect a negative reaction to the child boycott on the wedding.
if you’re gonna have a child free wedding, then make it a no exception rule. She had her niece & husbands best man’s child to attend only at first. Then she accommodated her cousin to bring their child, then hell broke loose when the rest of the family found out this was an option. Then in a panic she offered to PAY for a HOTEL ROOM & SITTER for parents who’s kids weren’t invited. I mean that literally says (as someone pointed out) “I don’t want your children to attend my wedding so badly that I’m gonna go to all these extreme lengths to not have them there”
This entire debacle could have been avoided if she had
- just kept a complete child free wedding. Genie & other chosen children included
- if family declined to come, instead of licking ass in the hope of filling seats at the most exclusive wedding of the century, she should have just graciously accepted the declination & have held a family get together after the wedding for those with children.

I did feel empathy for kathleen at first, but this situation was disastrously orchestrated by Snooksy herself. The enabling comes in when instead of saying to Kathy, look you fucked up here’s what we can do to remedy this, her family decided to be Team Kathy, and cut ties with the entire side of the family who boycotted the wedding. And mother snooks still lingering and fighting her 34year old daughters case on random internet forums.

- Geoffston Snookchill is literally her adult guardian. There is no denying this. Building a duvet fort every time she’s feeling down/unwell/pms. Enabling her brattish petulant behaviour, at one point fighting her internet critics by trying to be clever in the comments.

- Remember when Kuck Snooklund was a castaway in Scotland when her plane was delayed? And the disastrous chain of events that followed? Mother snooks & father Geoff on hand providing moral support over the phone every step of the way until she got home 3 years later later that evening.

Maybe I feel so passionately frustrated at her behaviour, without exposing myself, having known her in her younger years, and still recognising her neediness, having her suck the energy out of her friends/acquaintances in order to cater to all her needs, her throwing strops & tantrums and going to report anything she doesn’t agree with to teachers/her parents with the foot stamping is still rampant today as it was back then.
 
Now getting Snooksy on my FYP on TikTok grrrrr.

She's posted one reviewing outfits she wore years ago. You know, the standard 00s outfits and is disparaging of all of them but I watched and thought at least it's not another grandad blazer and those wedding shoes.

She also said all her clothes were primary because she couldn't afford anything else, but most of her stuff now is #gifted of charity shops so hardly different budget wise.

Found the whole thing jarring.
 
If you want to have Katie's hair, all you need is... A LOT of money to spend 🤪 I looked up the products from her recent post.
No hair mask or scalp treatment should cost £40+.

Cold Processed Scalp Detox
£48.00
Kerastase stuff (yes, she has all three)
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Coco and Eve masks
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I will not look up the Dyson because I don't need a cardiac arrest first thing on Sunday.

But what really got on my tits was the "*contains mention of some ad gifted products". Is this legal? I wish the law required influencers to tell us exactly which products were gifted 😤
I also think that influencers wouldn't use many of these products, if they had to spend their own money. All the stuff above costs almost £180. I mean, it's a person who recently spent NINE HUNDRED POUNDS on meal, I don't think I should be as surprised as I am, yet here we are.
 
Round up of the round up:

- Geoffleen had the worst case of man cold ever known, and Kathlorence Nightingale was running the show for the entire weekend first time in 5 years
- she’s been sleeping on the sofa (despite the fact they have a 3/4 bed house)
- she had a NIGHTMARE guys and is still affected by it
- got the disposable cam wedding piks back and they look just as shit as u would have predicted
- some crap about decluttering her wardrobe
- she made some homemade soup and messed-up the quantities
- more piks of Morrison’s arse
 
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