Katie Snooks #12 Fragrance fanatic, poses dramatic, thank God for aff links or she’d be in the attic

How soon will Katie go on another holiday or break to combat that feeling of doom she gets post-hols

  • Definitely in the next month, even though she keeps mentioning that money is tight atm

    Votes: 17 15.6%
  • When she gets one kindly gifted

    Votes: 32 29.4%
  • Her family will take her for a weekend away to help w/ the post-period-delaying-pill "hormonal funk

    Votes: 17 15.6%
  • No holiday straight away but HUSBAND will take her on a million little dates to keep K occupied

    Votes: 43 39.4%

  • Total voters
    109
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What a load of absolute hipster wank. I just find stuff like this to be such pretentious shiiiiiiite. Granted, I am probably looking for something different in my social media content most days - and I find a lot of modern art galleries absolutely unbearable - but what absolute fuckery is this? My god, it just feels SO wildly out of touch.

(My hormones are off the charts bonkers ATM thanks to....well, lots of things, so I appreciate my response to this post of Kath's might not be appropriate 🤣)
 

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The honeymoon photos 'came out so well', as illustrated by the out of focus photo of her with her eyes closed with nothing else of particular interest going on!? I love capturing precious memories of myself with my eyes closed, cut off at my feet for no reason.
 
What a boring, uninspiring round-up. Sometimes I just wish she'd say, "oh, we had a quiet one, I won't bother you with Stories". I just feel that sometimes she just posts for the sake of posting. Having said all that, let's see what sort of wankery they've got up to 🙄

"I had NO idea".
Duh.
That's kind of the point of a secret date?
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Did she just copy the blurb from the organiser's website?
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I can't see the £1 coffee on the menu? And also, yeah, prices of coffees are extortionate at most places, chains or independent, but does someone who dropped 900 quid on ONE dinner really needs a cheap coffee ?
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Why must we be subjected to a half naked pic of Kathy in hella unflattering cycling shorts? 🫣
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And her disgusting mirror? And why would you post your OODT if you go on to admit you didn't actually wear it?
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Please someone correct me but why would you add probiotics to... yoghurt? Isn't yoghurt a probiotic? Instead of doing that, why not eat less of those things that are not too great for the tummy, such as white bread, sugar and alcohol? 🧐
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Worrying about dairy's effect on her acne never stopped her from having ice-cream before.
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I don't actually believe she paid for this butt cream.
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Because...
FORTY-EIGHT-FREAKING-BRITTISH-POUNDS my lads.
But can't afford to go and see a derm.
Make it make sense.
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And these gorgeous 🙄 trousers are from Boden. Since wheh can she afford Boden? Or did she only get them because Boden do aff links so she can make the money back? Who knows? Even the 45 pounds in the sale is quite a lot for a pair of very impractical trousers.
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Joffrey Snooks definitely seems like the kind of man that wants his wife shopping at Boden. All the more 'upmarket' things she claims to now be in to are since she got serious with Joffo - in another life she'd probably be more happy down the local boozer with her friends drinking whatever's cheap and cheerful and a kebab afterwards. Instead she's pretending to read big books, doing a terrible impression of a foodie and litter picking with her middle class neighbours on the weekends. You reap what you sow when you marry a geoff-o.
 
I have to preface my next comment with: I'm always cold (25 degree C is my perfect temperature 🫣) BUT it's really not trench weather. We had a morning frost yesterday and it's been pouring down all morning today (I'm in East Anglia).
Also, her face looks super red. Instead of buying the 45 pounds trousers and 48 bum bum cream*, she should have seen the dermatologist weeks ago.
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*I had a sample of it once. It does smell pretty nice, like a nice perfume, but doesn't do much for the skin. I imagine it can also be irritating to people who are sensitive to scented products
 
That’s a case you would see in a shop. Didn’t think people bought those for personal use. Although didn't Katie buy 8 big bars of chocolate from Amazon? Total Gluttony.
 
Other people are commenting on the lack of information included in her gifted experiences and 'reviews' so hopefully, she takes it on board. The weekly vlogs now just seem to be 'Let's see what I can be arsed filming this week and p.s can you spot the kindly gifted undisclosed #Ad'.

The irony of her feeling sad after going to a wildlife photography event because of the state of the planet, animals dying and animals being killed for meat seems to be lost on her. It's great that she wants to support wildlife charities but looking at her over consumption, buying from fast fashion brands, supporting any beauty brands who test on animals and how much meat they eat would help. Just generally taking some responsibility for our actions is much better than remaining in denial and throwing money at the issue.
 
We're gonna get more relatable, it's gonna be less luxury, less aspirational
Katie Snooks, circa 2020, on Matt Lucas' podcast, wheh she was asked where influencing was going.
(She mentioned the podcast in the vlog, and since I'm doing some really boring work today, I decided to have a listen).
I guess that was before Katie met G-bot-40.
 
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