Katie Price #347 Sweaty back Tatt, Kipper's a-hummin' - Fear not Krusties, the bailiffs are coming!

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Mmc said:
Does she think she’s just going to march Jett back to a school in September after two years out? I hope she’s applied for a place for him as the deadline was mid January for September admissions . Would he be starting the bigger school then? That will be a major leap for him if so.
If she thinks he can go in September then why can’t he go now 😡
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IF (big IF) he does go back to school in September then won't he go straight into remedial - thats IF a school will take him having missed so much in his foundation years thanks to Mummy?
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DC16 said:
Great to see that KP’s room is ready for her at Chloe’s….
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I thought for a minute skanky had arrived with her luggage! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
DC16 said:
She’s always dressed the same as the guys. Says she loves being in comfy tracksuits all the time. 🙄 yep, all bullshit as usual.

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Katie Price and Carl Woods match in pink as they touch down for Thailand break

Katie Price and her fiancé Carl Woods co-ordinated their looks as they arrived at Phuket Airport on Tuesday, after the former glamour model escaped jail last week
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Like I’m sure Carl said, I know let’s wear matching pink tops 🙄🙄🙄
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Or Kris, matching outfit, so many examples out there
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Kris Boyson and Katie Price turn heads in embarrassing matching outfit

The Pricey had to take the look one step further in a pair of thigh grazing red platform boots
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Narcissists 'Mirror' partners. They can't connect on a deeper level. She's also changed her hair and skin colour at times to match!


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Helena-botham-farter said:
Wow well done DC, that was epic 😁

This stood out to me, why is she telling the public her kid is having therapy?! They have no privacy!

.......'Jett has finally gone to a farm that she’s been wanting him to go to for 6 months, so hopefully he can carry on with therapy and try to get him back on track to go back to school in September.''

and ...... 'AFP goes on her instagram, under a name they don’t know and reads the comments.''

Has she forgot what she campaigned for a couple of years ago? Her own sister has just admitted to going online under a different identity. 🤦‍♀️

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but the bit that Jett has wanted to go to this farm for 6 months and Mummy has only just managed it says it all........................
Did DL end up taking the kids perhaps whilst it was away?
 
Rita Chevrolet said:
but the bit that Jett has wanted to go to this farm for 6 months and Mummy has only just managed it says it all........................
Did DL end up taking the kids perhaps whilst it was away?
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Maybe she was trying to make it sound like it was such a struggle because he is so badly traumatised and affected by agoraphobia....as she claimed once.
 
spaniel_ears said:
Sound like carefully worded so she doesn’t have to admit she didn’t bother going with him ! Prob getting nails or hair done instead
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So Jett does still want to do all the stuff he used to do with his Dad then? Maybe if this witch had not been so appalingly vindictive towards K Jett could have been doing these things with His Family, even if it was still holding him hostage. But no. Instead he gets stuck in front of his Xbox most of the time, wheeled out for useage by Mummy or posts pitiful stuff on accounts he should not even have;
Way to go skanky :mad::mad::mad:
 
Helena-botham-farter said:
Don't tell me, Amy was dressed up in Tudor garb and Edna was dressed like a monk and they haunted the place.
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Mother Superior, Amy Price, aka The Harridan, at prayer
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waiting for Sister Frumpy Dumpling to make an appearance
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in her new tunic. Old tunic
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being recycled for black out curtains for Albert's bedroom, in hope he may sleep. Feel like I'm doing the pub quiz, with DingBat questions :ROFLMAO:
 
WillowTree21 said:
Marie Helvin, 71, proves you can model lingerie at any age as she shows off her stunning figure in racy underwear while posing for her first photoshoot since her mastectomy




Look at this woman. 71, ex model, no tat's, no huge breasts (sadly poor lady had to have a mastectomy) No huge lip's. Great figure. Great legs & KNEE's !


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OH DEAR .........
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Katie Price - Bulkasaurus
 
DC16 said:
This weeks pod total of chatting under 30 minutes now 🤣 apologies for any mistakes as it’s very early!
Day this was recorded was when SFP got her pile of wood.
She went out last night with Jess and her partner and a ‘friend’ she had told AFP she was going out for a curry in Storrington, but that was a lie.
She’s single, staying single, I want when I want 🙄
Her voice is still bad and chest and she’s not even been vaping much and still not learnt her script.
Now says her MAC got ‘damaged’ over Christmas, that Harvey was home and he launched the microphone and damaged Princess’s door. She’s also ‘lost’ her phone, but found an old one up…🤔🤔🤔 says she’s having a disaster with technology. (Cynic in me says it’s bailiff related)
On a bout her blue dress for the GS premier, she’d asked someone at the masterclass the night before to make her a dress, but it wasn’t right, so she borrowed Chloe’s. (Probably wanted dress for free) Said she felt very relaxed that she didn’t have to worry about who she was talking to, or what time she would be back. Went to a club afterwards and knew she was hotter than all the little witches in there. 🤦🏻‍♀️ she’s still got it, despite being told she’s a has been.
Next day had an important zoom meeting at 9am and then her C4, really doesn’t know how she did it. 🙄
Then had lips done, filler done.
Tattoo done, getting finished next week.
Done panto interviews, had her hair cut. She’s looking forward to panto, mentions voice again, hope it lasts.
Mentions joining the gym again, but hasn’t been yet, as not had time.
Harvey has knackered her, he’s smashed so many things since he’s been home.
Took him for pamper session.
Jett has finally gone to a farm that she’s been wanting him to go to for 6 months, so hopefully he can carry on with therapy and try to get him back on track to go back to school in September.
Had a sunbed yesterday.
SFP mentioned they were in the top comedy podcasts.
Got a Wagamama’s on the way as she can’t be bothered to cook. ( Thought she wanted to be healthy) 🤷🏻‍♀️
Mentions has the masterclass, flying there and straight back as has an OFs shoot on Monday, been doing lots of content now she’s free to do it all.
Been going through her Instagram looking at a bit of eye candy now she can. It’s all fun. SFP doesn’t read her DMs. She doesn’t follow anyone. Making out she’s getting loads of messages.
She’s like the walking wounded, lips done, they hurt, filler in her bum, tattoo, she’s got time to do nails etc.
Apparently Princess told her she looked nice, she said what do you mean, she said you’re not always in your tracksuits, she said, well I can make an effort now, because I’m allowed to wear and do want I want and I’ve got time to do it. Mention gym again, not had time as she’s had the kids, but she’s going for sauna, steam room, spa. The Price is back.
Then a listener ghost story. Now her turn for a ghost story, so a week ago she was in bed with Bunny, Jett had made a bed by the side of her, she was hot, so took her socks off, then she heard someone saying mum, mum, kids were both asleep, but she was scared, so wouldn’t look (thought she loved this stuff) then said this was the room Jett wouldn’t go in, but he was only in there because she was. (Again, I thought it was Jett’s room that had the ghost boy, which only had a high, single bed) more made up tit fir drama 🙄
Proper tapping on both her feet.
SFP new house is quite noisy, she can hear the neighbours.
Now she’s shouting for someone to bring up her Wagamamas and ‘edmean’ beans 🤣
Talks about a VIP episode and some photo. Back to her saying people she has spoken to this week have no idea who Jordan is, they only know her as Katie Price (get over yourself love) 🙄 it’s really frustrating, she wants everyone to know what she has achieved and that’s she’s not just a mum with a kid like Harvey.
Nicest celeb she’s ever met….backhanded compliment says Melinda Messenger, but people probably don’t know who she is now. Loves Ruth and Eammon, Obvs Rylan, Sharon Osborne, SFP pipes in I didn’t think she likes you, Louis Walsh, Piers M, Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, so many nice people out there, but also so many wankers. We won’t name them.
AFP goes on her instagram, under a name they don’t know and reads the comments. (Could it be the truth prevails). 🤔🤔🤔
Viewer questions, about a hen do, KP has never really had a hen do. She talks about the hen do she did for SFP.
Go to makeup products… depends on time of the month for which foundation or how many sunbeds she has had, likes Laura Mercier, Rimmel. TT shop stuff, hasn’t actually bought make up in ages… errr thought she said she bought loads in Liverpool as she forgot make up bag.
She knows she is sexy. SFP says whatever.
Life advice. This must relates to KP…this question is from a listener whose friend is going through a break up with a toxic person, it’s all about her she never asks how I am, how do I deal with the situation? KP’s reply, you should always be there for your friend and probably doesn’t realise what she is doing because of her state of mind. Blah blah blah. SFP would call her out. 🙄
KP is being very matter of fact about the Carl break up, just whatever…just get on with it and stay focused.
How do you deal with a guy who is texting you when he has a girlfriend…we get the holier than thou response 🤣🤣🤣 it all happens on instagram.
She’s munching on her edmean beans
The end. I’m going back to bed to recover 🤣
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She really hates other women doesn’t she. That’s what I get from this.
 
Mmc said:
Does she think she’s just going to march Jett back to a school in September after two years out? I hope she’s applied for a place for him as the deadline was mid January for September admissions . Would he be starting the bigger school then? That will be a major leap for him if so.
If she thinks he can go in September then why can’t he go now 😡
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Jett will be 11 in August, so he should be starting secondary school in Sept. Schools had their open days in Sept/Oct 2023, and applications had a strict closing date of 31st Oct. That is a nation wide date, no variation between areas. The national offer of a place is 1st March. She probably just thinks she can choose any school and turn up with him. It would do Jett a world of good to get started back at school now, while he is still at primary age. The change from primary to secondary is huge and often tricky, never mind for someone who has missed two years of school and socialisation :(
 
KK77 said:
Yes thanks DC.

Not sure when this is recorded but Kieran has on Instagram a cute video of taking Apollo to the farm to feed the animals. Then she mentions they finally got Jett to the farm!!! If he was taken to a farm to feed the animals he certainly wasn’t dragged there. He’d jump at the chance. She is a serious liability 🧛🏿
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Some farms, equestrian centres and things do courses to help disengaged children back into education. It could be something like that alongside his therapy. 🤷🏻‍♀️ We have something near where I live that does similar. The children often have additional needs, MH issues or are in the care system.
 
Mmc said:
Does she think she’s just going to march Jett back to a school in September after two years out? I hope she’s applied for a place for him as the deadline was mid January for September admissions . Would he be starting the bigger school then? That will be a major leap for him if so.
If she thinks he can go in September then why can’t he go now 😡
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To be fair, she probably doesn't know where she'll be living in September!
(But hopefully the litl'uns will be back with Kieran by then) 🤞
 
Maybe getting Jett back to school is just an act. We all believe she's isolating him so that teachers can't report what's really going on to SS.
I think this is one of her many games. She has used loads of excuses for months and months ( he's agoraphobic, he's traumatised). If court has ordered he should go back she makes noises in the right direction.
She may have no intention at all of going through with any of it seriously. Same with the bankruptcy, she agreed to the IVA and payments to get people off her back, she had no intention of sticking to it. It's all delaying and deflecting, playing nice.
 
gossipsauce said:
Some farms, equestrian centres and things do courses to help disengaged children back into education. It could be something like that alongside his therapy. 🤷🏻‍♀️ We have something near where I live that does similar. The children often have additional needs, MH issues or are in the care system.
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This is the sort of thing I thought she meant - not that he just had a farm visit. Maybe DL has told her that she has to be seen to get him ready to start secondary school in September.
 
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