This weeks pod total of chatting under 30 minutes now
apologies for any mistakes as it’s very early!
Day this was recorded was when SFP got her pile of wood.
She went out last night with Jess and her partner and a ‘friend’ she had told AFP she was going out for a curry in Storrington, but that was a lie.
She’s single, staying single, I want when I want
Her voice is still bad and chest and she’s not even been vaping much and still not learnt her script.
Now says her MAC got ‘damaged’ over Christmas, that Harvey was home and he launched the microphone and damaged Princess’s door. She’s also ‘lost’ her phone, but found an old one up…
says she’s having a disaster with technology. (Cynic in me says it’s bailiff related)
On a bout her blue dress for the GS premier, she’d asked someone at the masterclass the night before to make her a dress, but it wasn’t right, so she borrowed Chloe’s. (Probably wanted dress for free) Said she felt very relaxed that she didn’t have to worry about who she was talking to, or what time she would be back. Went to a club afterwards and knew she was hotter than all the little
witches in there.
she’s still got it, despite being told she’s a has been.
Next day had an important zoom meeting at 9am and then her C4, really doesn’t know how she did it.
Then had lips done, filler done.
Tattoo done, getting finished next week.
Done panto interviews, had her hair cut. She’s looking forward to panto, mentions voice again, hope it lasts.
Mentions joining the gym again, but hasn’t been yet, as not had time.
Harvey has knackered her, he’s smashed so many things since he’s been home.
Took him for pamper session.
Jett has finally gone to a farm that she’s been wanting him to go to for 6 months, so hopefully he can carry on with therapy and try to get him back on track to go back to school in September.
Had a sunbed yesterday.
SFP mentioned they were in the top comedy podcasts.
Got a Wagamama’s on the way as she can’t be bothered to cook. ( Thought she wanted to be healthy)
Mentions has the masterclass, flying there and straight back as has an OFs shoot on Monday, been doing lots of content now she’s free to do it all.
Been going through her Instagram looking at a bit of eye candy now she can. It’s all fun. SFP doesn’t read her DMs. She doesn’t follow anyone. Making out she’s getting loads of messages.
She’s like the walking wounded, lips done, they hurt, filler in her bum, tattoo, she’s got time to do nails etc.
Apparently Princess told her she looked nice, she said what do you mean, she said you’re not always in your tracksuits, she said, well I can make an effort now, because I’m allowed to wear and do want I want and I’ve got time to do it. Mention gym again, not had time as she’s had the kids, but she’s going for sauna, steam room, spa. The Price is back.
Then a listener ghost story. Now her turn for a ghost story, so a week ago she was in bed with Bunny, Jett had made a bed by the side of her, she was hot, so took her socks off, then she heard someone saying mum, mum, kids were both asleep, but she was scared, so wouldn’t look (thought she loved this stuff) then said this was the room Jett wouldn’t go in, but he was only in there because she was. (Again, I thought it was Jett’s room that had the ghost boy, which only had a high, single bed) more made up
tit fir drama
Proper tapping on both her feet.
SFP new house is quite noisy, she can hear the neighbours.
Now she’s shouting for someone to bring up her Wagamamas and ‘edmean’ beans
Talks about a VIP episode and some photo. Back to her saying people she has spoken to this week have no idea who Jordan is, they only know her as Katie Price (get over yourself love)
it’s really frustrating, she wants everyone to know what she has achieved and that’s she’s not just a mum with a kid like Harvey.
Nicest celeb she’s ever met….backhanded compliment says Melinda Messenger, but people probably don’t know who she is now. Loves Ruth and Eammon, Obvs Rylan, Sharon Osborne, SFP pipes in I didn’t think she likes you, Louis Walsh, Piers M, Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, so many nice people out there, but also so many wankers. We won’t name them.
AFP goes on her instagram, under a name they don’t know and reads the comments. (Could it be the truth prevails).
Viewer questions, about a hen do, KP has never really had a hen do. She talks about the hen do she did for SFP.
Go to makeup products… depends on time of the month for which foundation or how many sunbeds she has had, likes Laura Mercier, Rimmel. TT shop stuff, hasn’t actually bought make up in ages… errr thought she said she bought loads in Liverpool as she forgot make up bag.
She knows she is sexy. SFP says whatever.
Life advice. This must relates to KP…this question is from a listener whose friend is going through a break up with a toxic person, it’s all about her she never asks how I am, how do I deal with the situation? KP’s reply, you should always be there for your friend and probably doesn’t realise what she is doing because of her state of mind. Blah blah blah. SFP would call her out.
KP is being very matter of fact about the Carl break up, just whatever…just get on with it and stay focused.
How do you deal with a guy who is texting you when he has a girlfriend…we get the holier than thou response
it all happens on instagram.
She’s munching on her edmean beans
The end. I’m going back to bed to recover
) is off the scale 
before then but
& clearly still think's she's the dog's bollocks. HOW can she not see, she's a mutilated mess?
H appears to be getting increasingly violent it seems, we’ve heard both B & J say they don’t like being around him, I can believe this. It’s not his fault, but he’s a large man now, prone to violent outbursts, a 10yo will find that very intimidating to be around, and again this is all down to his mother. The cramped flat and Panto was a disaster, he kicked-off there as it’s no environment for someone with H’s numerous conditions and problems. Then she brings him to the MM with so many dogs barking and chaos everywhere, which again will cause H to react violently. The guy needs quiet spaces, no wonder the children are scared of him.
