Katie Price #347 Sweaty back Tatt, Kipper's a-hummin' - Fear not Krusties, the bailiffs are coming!

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Does she think she’s just going to march Jett back to a school in September after two years out? I hope she’s applied for a place for him as the deadline was mid January for September admissions . Would he be starting the bigger school then? That will be a major leap for him if so.
If she thinks he can go in September then why can’t he go now 😡

Hi, I’m a long time lurker but feel the need to post as I’m feeling brave, no idea if I’ve done it right! 😆

By farm, I’m wondering if she means an alternate provision for J. My child is autistic and when they moved from primary to secondary they couldn't cope with the huge transition. My LA started to provide my child with an alternate provision within a couple of weeks in the form of a tutor. One of the options available was a local farm where the children ‘learn’ whilst taking care of the animals. My child is terrified of all animals so it wasn’t for them 😂 but they are brilliant provisions for children not attending school. They are really expensive though so I’d imagine she’d have to have done some fighting for it to happen.

Which leads me to my next bit.

My child was out of school for over 2 years and they were 2 years of absolute hell. I had to leave my job to look after them, I spent the whole 2 years fighting the LA so my child could be in the right school for them. I had to go to mediation and do appeals, I made countless complaints due to how they were failing my child and I received countless apologies, it was quite honestly the most stressful time of my life and it took a huge toll on my health. My child finally started the correct placement (again a fight as it’s £90k a year!) at the end of last year and although it’s early days, I’m slowly feeling able to breathe again. I absolutely do not understand how Skanky is able to continue like as normal whilst J is out of school. Who is doing the fighting to get him into the correct provision, as it clearly isn’t her, if what she says about him being unable to attend school is correct?
And why aren’t her LA on her back about him not being in school? My GP had to write a letter to my LA stating that my child was unable to attend school due to X, Y and Z, in order for things to start happening. If the GP hadn’t done that, the LA would have gone down the fining route rather than helping my child.

The situation with J baffles me. I know all LA’s are different but I really don’t get it.

Back to lurking now I’ve finally had my rant 😅

(PS I love this thread. I read it every night in bed, better than any book!) x
 
I doubt he's being serious, just possible this is a jibe at Skankerella with her "about to qualify as a nurse/paramedic" nonsense

I think he is unfortunately 😁 . All his posts go into quite a bit of detail on various therapy subjects. It is quite shocking in the UK that anyone can call themselves a therapist / counsellor. He seems to have done some online courses, you know the type, accredited by themselves. It's a bit like Ellie and her 'training' all over again!
 
Just noticed, Daddy Woods reckons he's a psychologist now and therapist. I hope he does help his son if he can.

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What a f’ing joke. Folk train for years to do this and he thinks posting the “ inspiration” post and just listing it will make him a clinical psychologist . He’s prob did that 1/2 day life coach course she was punting. 😡😡
 
I think we all know that this is as real as Frumpty Dumpty’s Masters , Sinkboy’s car business , KFP’s Life Coaching , paramedic training etc etc
She actually did get a Master's degree - HOW, god only knows
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Hi, I’m a long time lurker but feel the need to post as I’m feeling brave, no idea if I’ve done it right! 😆

By farm, I’m wondering if she means an alternate provision for J. My child is autistic and when they moved from primary to secondary they couldn't cope with the huge transition. My LA started to provide my child with an alternate provision within a couple of weeks in the form of a tutor. One of the options available was a local farm where the children ‘learn’ whilst taking care of the animals. My child is terrified of all animals so it wasn’t for them 😂 but they are brilliant provisions for children not attending school. They are really expensive though so I’d imagine she’d have to have done some fighting for it to happen.

Which leads me to my next bit.

My child was out of school for over 2 years and they were 2 years of absolute hell. I had to leave my job to look after them, I spent the whole 2 years fighting the LA so my child could be in the right school for them. I had to go to mediation and do appeals, I made countless complaints due to how they were failing my child and I received countless apologies, it was quite honestly the most stressful time of my life and it took a huge toll on my health. My child finally started the correct placement (again a fight as it’s £90k a year!) at the end of last year and although it’s early days, I’m slowly feeling able to breathe again. I absolutely do not understand how Skanky is able to continue like as normal whilst J is out of school. Who is doing the fighting to get him into the correct provision, as it clearly isn’t her, if what she says about him being unable to attend school is correct?
And why aren’t her LA on her back about him not being in school? My GP had to write a letter to my LA stating that my child was unable to attend school due to X, Y and Z, in order for things to start happening. If the GP hadn’t done that, the LA would have gone down the fining route rather than helping my child.

The situation with J baffles me. I know all LA’s are different but I really don’t get it.

Back to lurking now I’ve finally had my rant 😅

(PS I love this thread. I read it every night in bed, better than any book!) x
Hey moods! Welcome, it’s great to have you here. Also have experience of accessing educational provision with animals and it can be amazing and therapeutic for some children. I imagine Jett being the outdoor kinda kid he is would love it. But yes they are expensive, funding is available but you have to apply. Whether she does those things is another matter. They are highly sought after as well which could explain her saying he had been trying to get him in for 6 months? But just to answer your question about the LA chasing her. If she deregistered Jett and said he was being home educated then there’s nothing they can do. No follow up on terms of fines or getting him back into school. Sounds like this is what she may have done.
 
'She added: "I'm like, well, I'm making an effort now, because I'm allowed to wear and do what I want. And I am, and I've got time to do it."''

What utter, utter bollocks. She's after a new egg so she's trying to grab attention. No-one's been controlling what she wears :rolleyes: . When she had SB where she wanted him she made no effort. Remember a few years ago at the start of the relationship where she said she liked that Carl was controlling, just like all the men who 'put her in her place'. He was being set up even then. To her controlling is when a man says please don't act like a complete and utter slattern and flirt with random eggs!

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She said that she WANTED to wear different clothes for Coley. Of course now, it will change to him being a controlling bastard. She also said it wasn't just Carl pointing out her alcohol problems. Now....he will become another controlling abusive Ex partner. Hold onto your hat Carl because she's not even started to try and destroy you!

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Hey moods! Welcome, it’s great to have you here. Also have experience of accessing educational provision with animals and it can be amazing and therapeutic for some children. I imagine Jett being the outdoor kinda kid he is would love it. But yes they are expensive, funding is available but you have to apply. Whether she does those things is another matter. They are highly sought after as well which could explain her saying he had been trying to get him in for 6 months? But just to answer your question about the LA chasing her. If she deregistered Jett and said he was being home educated then there’s nothing they can do. No follow up on terms of fines or getting him back into school. Sounds like this is what she may have done.

I saw a farm in the SE doing this sort of therapy and it was an LA referral needed and they funded it. I bet she has gone along with that but would never put her hand in her own pocket to take Jett anywhere or make the effort herself!

My sister homeschooled her kids and they were always out doing things, Forest school, horse riding, free events at local universities, watching the local orchestra rehearse, going to see various temples and places of worship / police / fireservice on opendays etc. They had a regular 'playdate' each week with other kids too.
Madam does feck all for her 'troubled' child :mad:
 
This weeks pod total of chatting under 30 minutes now 🤣 apologies for any mistakes as it’s very early!
Day this was recorded was when SFP got her pile of wood.
She went out last night with Jess and her partner and a ‘friend’ she had told AFP she was going out for a curry in Storrington, but that was a lie.
She’s single, staying single, I want when I want 🙄
Her voice is still bad and chest and she’s not even been vaping much and still not learnt her script.
Now says her MAC got ‘damaged’ over Christmas, that Harvey was home and he launched the microphone and damaged Princess’s door. She’s also ‘lost’ her phone, but found an old one up…🤔🤔🤔 says she’s having a disaster with technology. (Cynic in me says it’s bailiff related)
On a bout her blue dress for the GS premier, she’d asked someone at the masterclass the night before to make her a dress, but it wasn’t right, so she borrowed Chloe’s. (Probably wanted dress for free) Said she felt very relaxed that she didn’t have to worry about who she was talking to, or what time she would be back. Went to a club afterwards and knew she was hotter than all the little witches in there. 🤦🏻‍♀️ she’s still got it, despite being told she’s a has been.
Next day had an important zoom meeting at 9am and then her C4, really doesn’t know how she did it. 🙄
Then had lips done, filler done.
Tattoo done, getting finished next week.
Done panto interviews, had her hair cut. She’s looking forward to panto, mentions voice again, hope it lasts.
Mentions joining the gym again, but hasn’t been yet, as not had time.
Harvey has knackered her, he’s smashed so many things since he’s been home.
Took him for pamper session.
Jett has finally gone to a farm that she’s been wanting him to go to for 6 months, so hopefully he can carry on with therapy and try to get him back on track to go back to school in September.
Had a sunbed yesterday.
SFP mentioned they were in the top comedy podcasts.
Got a Wagamama’s on the way as she can’t be bothered to cook. ( Thought she wanted to be healthy) 🤷🏻‍♀️
Mentions has the masterclass, flying there and straight back as has an OFs shoot on Monday, been doing lots of content now she’s free to do it all.
Been going through her Instagram looking at a bit of eye candy now she can. It’s all fun. SFP doesn’t read her DMs. She doesn’t follow anyone. Making out she’s getting loads of messages.
She’s like the walking wounded, lips done, they hurt, filler in her bum, tattoo, she’s got time to do nails etc.
Apparently Princess told her she looked nice, she said what do you mean, she said you’re not always in your tracksuits, she said, well I can make an effort now, because I’m allowed to wear and do want I want and I’ve got time to do it. Mention gym again, not had time as she’s had the kids, but she’s going for sauna, steam room, spa. The Price is back.
Then a listener ghost story. Now her turn for a ghost story, so a week ago she was in bed with Bunny, Jett had made a bed by the side of her, she was hot, so took her socks off, then she heard someone saying mum, mum, kids were both asleep, but she was scared, so wouldn’t look (thought she loved this stuff) then said this was the room Jett wouldn’t go in, but he was only in there because she was. (Again, I thought it was Jett’s room that had the ghost boy, which only had a high, single bed) more made up tit fir drama 🙄
Proper tapping on both her feet.
SFP new house is quite noisy, she can hear the neighbours.
Now she’s shouting for someone to bring up her Wagamamas and ‘edmean’ beans 🤣
Talks about a VIP episode and some photo. Back to her saying people she has spoken to this week have no idea who Jordan is, they only know her as Katie Price (get over yourself love) 🙄 it’s really frustrating, she wants everyone to know what she has achieved and that’s she’s not just a mum with a kid like Harvey.
Nicest celeb she’s ever met….backhanded compliment says Melinda Messenger, but people probably don’t know who she is now. Loves Ruth and Eammon, Obvs Rylan, Sharon Osborne, SFP pipes in I didn’t think she likes you, Louis Walsh, Piers M, Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, so many nice people out there, but also so many wankers. We won’t name them.
AFP goes on her instagram, under a name they don’t know and reads the comments. (Could it be the truth prevails). 🤔🤔🤔
Viewer questions, about a hen do, KP has never really had a hen do. She talks about the hen do she did for SFP.
Go to makeup products… depends on time of the month for which foundation or how many sunbeds she has had, likes Laura Mercier, Rimmel. TT shop stuff, hasn’t actually bought make up in ages… errr thought she said she bought loads in Liverpool as she forgot make up bag.
She knows she is sexy. SFP says whatever.
Life advice. This must relates to KP…this question is from a listener whose friend is going through a break up with a toxic person, it’s all about her she never asks how I am, how do I deal with the situation? KP’s reply, you should always be there for your friend and probably doesn’t realise what she is doing because of her state of mind. Blah blah blah. SFP would call her out. 🙄
KP is being very matter of fact about the Carl break up, just whatever…just get on with it and stay focused.
How do you deal with a guy who is texting you when he has a girlfriend…we get the holier than thou response 🤣🤣🤣 it all happens on instagram.
She’s munching on her edmean beans
The end. I’m going back to bed to recover 🤣

Ty for listening! I don’t know how you manage to stay awake through that pile of dross!

‘I can make an effort now, because I’m allowed to wear and do want I want’

Not a great fan of SB but I assume she is referring to the fact she is single here and not with him. If I was him though, I would have an issue with her clearly stating he was some sort of jealous freak who controlled what she wore.

This (and the ok interview) sounds more to me that he just wanted to be with someone who had some self respect!
 
She really hates other women doesn’t she. That’s what I get from this.
For all it's trumpeting itself and how gawjus she is, how nobody can possibly compare to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, well her doubts always shine through when it cannot resist having a pop at every other woman within range; If she is so certain of her alleged "Bewty & seksiniss" then it wouldn't be constantly undergoing all this plastering and surgery nor having snidey "goes" at other females - in other words its shouts it's filthy gob off to reassure itself because actually nobody else listens nor cares either way :)
 
The Scum have been listening to the broadcast, unless they nabbed it off DC's summary...!!

Hope she keep's spilling her gut's, keep's pushing his buttons, so maybe he will reveal the pages of truth he kept going on about. 🙏 (y) o_O RedTop's must have read our DC's breakdown of the podcast content:ROFLMAO:
 
Hi, I’m a long time lurker but feel the need to post as I’m feeling brave, no idea if I’ve done it right! 😆

By farm, I’m wondering if she means an alternate provision for J. My child is autistic and when they moved from primary to secondary they couldn't cope with the huge transition. My LA started to provide my child with an alternate provision within a couple of weeks in the form of a tutor. One of the options available was a local farm where the children ‘learn’ whilst taking care of the animals. My child is terrified of all animals so it wasn’t for them 😂 but they are brilliant provisions for children not attending school. They are really expensive though so I’d imagine she’d have to have done some fighting for it to happen.

Which leads me to my next bit.

My child was out of school for over 2 years and they were 2 years of absolute hell. I had to leave my job to look after them, I spent the whole 2 years fighting the LA so my child could be in the right school for them. I had to go to mediation and do appeals, I made countless complaints due to how they were failing my child and I received countless apologies, it was quite honestly the most stressful time of my life and it took a huge toll on my health. My child finally started the correct placement (again a fight as it’s £90k a year!) at the end of last year and although it’s early days, I’m slowly feeling able to breathe again. I absolutely do not understand how Skanky is able to continue like as normal whilst J is out of school. Who is doing the fighting to get him into the correct provision, as it clearly isn’t her, if what she says about him being unable to attend school is correct?
And why aren’t her LA on her back about him not being in school? My GP had to write a letter to my LA stating that my child was unable to attend school due to X, Y and Z, in order for things to start happening. If the GP hadn’t done that, the LA would have gone down the fining route rather than helping my child.

The situation with J baffles me. I know all LA’s are different but I really don’t get it.

Back to lurking now I’ve finally had my rant 😅

(PS I love this thread. I read it every night in bed, better than any book!) x
Ah the cost of it would have been met by the SS because of course at the time DL would have been able to sanction anything skanky demanded; Hopefully the thing won't get an easy ride now DL is out on her earhole and they'll clamp right down on it
 
On a positive note- she took Jett to the farm! About time she did something with that boy that was age appropriate and something that puts him first and for just him. I imagine B’s turn for a day out will come at some point this year …..I won’t hold my breath tho!
Someone else would have taken him - if skank had there would have been a million-and-one photos of it (mostly of MEEEEEEEE)
 
How long until Kipper does a Kanye with the turkey teef ....
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A bunch of drag Queens and Kipper ! They will walk all over the useless bint with their quick wit and one liners ... they will be better looking, have better makeup and costumes
I know someone who has been designing and making costumes for Michael Marouli recently, ( funnily enough she's from Brighton too) not sure if she is making them for the panto but she has made his recent TV appearance ones as well as for other people appearing on Drag Race. I'll have to see if I can get any tea from her!
 
Wait for the words, ‘coercive control’, to come slipping from her deformed lips. She is already overusing the mental elf, over and over again. Now, she opens fire at Woods. He tells me what to wear. Those ugly bunting bikinis,, Eee made me wear them. And that outfit I wore at the Geordie Shore press junket, the purple one that made me look like Barney the Dinosaur transitioning, Carl made me wear it.
 
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