Katie Price #315 I called it love, you called it a shag, I call you Chipolata, you call me a slag

[Blodwin]

I don’t know if any of you do it, but my friends and I like to play the Eurovision Drinking Game every year (rules here: https://eurovisiondrinking.games/ ). It’s a bit of fun and makes you forget just how dreadful some of the acts really are! In fact, it can make you forget the whole evening!!

If you don’t know, you have to take a sip of a drink when certain things occur (follow the link as there are a lot of things that count!)

With that in mind, and the possibility that one of our own may attend Skanky's “performance” by taking one for the team, I was thinking maybe we could come up with a list of things that Skanky might do that would warrant a drink? I know we can’t drink live, but I would be interested as to how many of the list she does, maybe our mole could tick them off as they occur??

Some initial ideas would be a drink if she:

Says Woo Hoo!
Says “Don’t Underestimate the Pricey”
Does a V sign
Sniffs
Slags off someone in the audience
Scratches any part of herself

You get the drift. Just a thought while we’re waiting for things to happen.

Lies

No don't take a drink when she lies folks. You'll be dead

 

[DC16]

Press launch about to start

 

[Winepig]

Pulls at her hair

Mentions Peteyacunt

Gets her words mixed up

Says a word that isn’t a word

Uses Sophie’s full names

Asks someone what they thought she was like before they met her

Tries to sing

Farts

Belches

Drinks an energy drink laced with vodka

 

[Crowbag]

Pulls something out of her arse.
Hopefully just clothing but anything's possible...

 

[Emlou80]

Pulls something out of her arse.
Hopefully just clothing but anything's possible...

Now you’ve done it. She will be telling the bankruptcy court she has another line of work replacing sticky Vicky (rip) and her daughter

 

[Iamthestorm]

Press launch about to start

Absolute idiots! Why?,why? Are they having that talentless cuntard in their show. It will be bleeping mayhem. More fool these pricks for having that rancid bleep anywhere near it. We know it's going to bite them in the arse.

 

[WillowTree21]

Oooh that’s up by the Flea market, my first flat in Brighton was just down the road. I don’t think I ever went there, I don’t really buy antiques,I just find it all clutters up the place, Kylie don’t do clutter Brighton has changed so much, loads of places are closing, and OMG the amount of student accommodation being built is ridiculous. I and many people I know feel the place has lost a lot of it‘s charm, house prices and rents are just obscene. Thankfully I bought years ago, honestly don’t know how the young can buy here, when I talk to younger colleagues, they just can’t and are all saying they will have to move away to have any chance of buying, find it all very sad, the place ain’t what it was.

Think things like this are why we get so angry about the likes of Skank. Skulking about, bankrupt, still living in that ridiculous house, still spending like there’s no tomorrow, not paying tax and bills, it’s just so unfair when I see so many people struggling. People working so hard while she just flops around in nail bars and hair salons all day, it’s sickening. I’m just praying there’s no deferment next week, I can’t deal with that again, and the biggest book is thrown at her, I dunno what I and most us on here are gonna do if she’s not dealt with heavily

I used to help out behind bar, in the White Horse, Camelford St. My friends owned it. . Still occasionally visit the ‘village’, ’ for a few drinks with my ‘old ‘ gay pals. We have great evenings, like the old times, 20 odd years ago Edit to add, the hangover the next day, take a lot longer to get over, than yeas ago. Kylie, do you remember Dave Lynn, drag queen? I did his make up many times. Lovely bloke. Had regular acs n Queens Arms, George St xx

 

[BambiK]

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[Rita Chevrolet]

I don’t know if any of you do it, but my friends and I like to play the Eurovision Drinking Game every year (rules here: https://eurovisiondrinking.games/ ). It’s a bit of fun and makes you forget just how dreadful some of the acts really are! In fact, it can make you forget the whole evening!!

If you don’t know, you have to take a sip of a drink when certain things occur (follow the link as there are a lot of things that count!)

With that in mind, and the possibility that one of our own may attend Skanky's “performance” by taking one for the team, I was thinking maybe we could come up with a list of things that Skanky might do that would warrant a drink? I know we can’t drink live, but I would be interested as to how many of the list she does, maybe our mole could tick them off as they occur??

Some initial ideas would be a drink if she:

Says Woo Hoo!
Says “Don’t Underestimate the Pricey”
Does a V sign
Sniffs
Slags off someone in the audience
Scratches any part of herself

You get the drift. Just a thought while we’re waiting for things to happen.

Everybody would be Brahms & Liszt within ten minutes!!!
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Errrrrm which one is The Clown????? Hard to tell the difference between The Clown and the Drag Artist with that in between them bein' awwl seksi and doing pointy toe at the camera

 

[Bungdidin]

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Has she got a pair of dolls legs on her head

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Has she got a pair of dolls legs on her head

Modelled on her own legs of course. Is there a Motorola jammed in between them?

 

[bagpuss17278]

Maybe she does not want to re-sit Maths, it's an awkward exam to pass, with a good grade, if mathematics does not come naturally to you.

You have to have a level 4 in maths and English for any course. They make you re-sit. She won’t have a choice. Even for apprenticeships.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Everybody would be Brahms & Liszt within ten minutes!!!
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Errrrrm which one is The Clown????? Hard to tell the difference between The Clown and the Drag Artist with that in between them bein' awwl seksi and doing pointy toe at the camera

bleep face.

 

[Lunagooner]

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Is it just these 3 twats? What about sleeping beauty? And Lucy Kay can really sing well

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

Press launch about to start

Is Skank Bippo the Clown, or is that Sinkboy?

 

[Madcatbimbo]

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That's her pulling her secxi face again.....

Has she got a pair of dolls legs on her head

You're so right, they do look like a baby-doll's legs. She's definitely on the horns of a dilemma...!

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

You have to have a level 4 in maths and English for any course. They make you re-sit. She won’t have a choice. Even for apprenticeships.

Somehow I don’t think you need a level 4 in maths to be a influencer, or do private beauty courses.

 

[Stan Butler]

Do you think skanks insisted on doing the launch with the two ugliest members of the cast because it makes her look more attractive, wonder who drove the bleep home last night to get it's rat's tails done then all the way to Liverpool this morning and her big bouncy hair lasted 4hrs.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Has she got a pair of dolls legs on her head

Wicked Witch of the East legs after the house flattened it

 

[Jomo11]

Do you think skanks insisted on doing the launch with the two ugliest members of the cast because it makes her look more attractive, wonder who drove the bleep home last night to get it's rat's tails done then all the way to Liverpool this morning and her big bouncy hair lasted 4hrs.

But why did she even need big bouncy hair when she had those great bazoombas stuck on her head?? Pointless exercise .