Katie Price #315 I called it love, you called it a shag, I call you Chipolata, you call me a slag

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I’ve been making a terrible mistake with the buying of tickets for her Live podcast, I thought the green was the sold tickets, it’s not it’s the unsold, what you like Kylie, school girl error, do you not know how to buy tickets anymore 🤦🏽‍♀️

So, looks like Skank’s sold out all the front now, including all the £80 tickets (Wow 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️) and I estimate she’s sold about 300 of the 440 available looking at all the other tiers. It’s not brilliant sales (hardly Kylie-like, sold out all her Vegas residency in minutes…I tried to go in the end, that’s a sorry tale, I’m not going 🤦🏽‍♀️) but I think she will sell it out eventually, who are these weirdo’s 😁

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SmillieKylie said:
I’ve been making a terrible mistake with the buying of tickets for her Live podcast, I thought the green was the sold tickets, it’s not it’s the unsold, what you like Kylie, school girl error, do you not know how to buy tickets anymore 🤦🏽‍♀️

So, looks like Skank’s sold out all the front now, including all the £80 tickets (Wow 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️) and I estimate she’s sold about 300 of the 440 available looking at all the other tiers. It’s not brilliant sales (hardly Kylie-like, sold out all her Vegas residency in minutes…I tried to go in the end, that’s a sorry tale, I’m not going 🤦🏽‍♀️) but I think she will sell it out eventually, who are these weirdo’s 😁

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So that's a minimum of 330 fans who'll see the real unfiltered face, and the biggest fans, who've lashed out eighty quid to be close enough to get it in high definition, will be the ones who get the biggest shock. Poor old Kate having to present that face to the world.
 
Helena-botham-farter said:
8 sleeps till court now, KP must be soooo excited. Just what will she wear? Russian hooker fur and hat, Blue boiler cover coat, honey monster coat , Dougal / spare extension hair bag or RoboCop visor?


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now she got Prinny to straighten her hair,shes going to make Prinny wear the green tracksuit and send her to the court in her place instead, giving her the dougel bag as she goes through the door. after all they are like twins now, prinny being her mini me, no one will even notice ;) 😂 😂 😂
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Stan Butler said:
Unusual that negative comments aren't being deleted about sink boy like they normally do if there about skank. 😎
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perhaps skankys jealous and leaving them there for a bit, to get her own back on him ? ;)
 
SmillieKylie said:
I’ve been making a terrible mistake with the buying of tickets for her Live podcast, I thought the green was the sold tickets, it’s not it’s the unsold, what you like Kylie, school girl error, do you not know how to buy tickets anymore 🤦🏽‍♀️

So, looks like Skank’s sold out all the front now, including all the £80 tickets (Wow 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️) and I estimate she’s sold about 300 of the 440 available looking at all the other tiers. It’s not brilliant sales (hardly Kylie-like, sold out all her Vegas residency in minutes…I tried to go in the end, that’s a sorry tale, I’m not going 🤦🏽‍♀️) but I think she will sell it out eventually, who are these weirdo’s 😁

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You have to remember that morons, sorry fans, were paying £80 for the “masterclasses” so probably think this is a bargain. I was going to make a joke about her being smart by releasing the tickets when a cost of living benefit bonus was granted to some people. However as the thread is a bit tetchy at the moment, I didn’t want it misinterpreted and ending with creating 7 pages of debate that not everyone on universal credit is a scrounger (I know this coming from a poor family 🤣🤣).

For £30 a ticket though, we could have had a good krusties night out. Got a whole row or two and heckled her. Or all stood up and sang “a whole new world” over the top of her.
 
Emlou80 said:
You have to remember that morons, sorry fans, were paying £80 for the “masterclasses” so probably think this is a bargain. I was going to make a joke about her being smart by releasing the tickets when a cost of living benefit bonus was granted to some people. However as the thread is a bit tetchy at the moment, I didn’t want it misinterpreted and ending with creating 7 pages of debate that not everyone on universal credit is a scrounger (I know this coming from a poor family 🤣🤣).

For £30 a ticket though, we could have had a good krusties night out. Got a whole row or two and heckled her. Or all stood up and sang “a whole new world” over the top of her.
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You don’t want to do that , I used a term something like “ Benefit Betty’s” once in reference to the make up class attendees & got my throat well & truly jumped down 🙄

And yes, also from a poor family & have had periods of claiming myself , though i have also previously worked in a Jobcentre , for balance.
 
SmillieKylie said:
I’ve been making a terrible mistake with the buying of tickets for her Live podcast, I thought the green was the sold tickets, it’s not it’s the unsold, what you like Kylie, school girl error, do you not know how to buy tickets anymore 🤦🏽‍♀️

So, looks like Skank’s sold out all the front now, including all the £80 tickets (Wow 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️) and I estimate she’s sold about 300 of the 440 available looking at all the other tiers. It’s not brilliant sales (hardly Kylie-like, sold out all her Vegas residency in minutes…I tried to go in the end, that’s a sorry tale, I’m not going 🤦🏽‍♀️) but I think she will sell it out eventually, who are these weirdo’s 😁

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Skanky Wannabees and one very brave tattler taking one for the team!
 
DC16 said:
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Looks like she was getting her hair done (late?) last night?
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so by the time it gets to the panto thing it will look like Worzel Gummidge as usual :)
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Helena-botham-farter said:
8 sleeps till court now, KP must be soooo excited. Just what will she wear? Russian hooker fur and hat, Blue boiler cover coat, honey monster coat , Dougal / spare extension hair bag or RoboCop visor?


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Its that green one with her Worzel Gummidge spare wig and Three Tits (SB, Phil and Grant). Has that head joined the Royal Ballet dressed like that? :sick:
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Adawu said:
Skanky Wannabees and one very brave tattler taking one for the team!
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Don't forget to throw your bestist pinkest JYY gear around the floor for an hour or so before you go Kylie, get the make up plastered on with the paint-rollered eyebrows & fish lips, positively DO get one of the syrups sorted for the occasion and ensure to practice lots of "Woo Hoo Innits" ready for the occasion :) It'll be GRATE INNIT...........................................;
 
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