Katie Price #315 I called it love, you called it a shag, I call you Chipolata, you call me a slag

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I always thought she couldn't have enough attention....


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Everyone has choices, Education Authorities cannot make you do anything, just miss all the re-sit maths classes, then turn up for the exam so wasted from last nights party, you cannot even remember your name, I'm sure mummy dearest could give her lessons in how to duck things up. The authorities will soon get the message.
That’s not the way it is though. There is follow up and her main residence is with PA.
 
But why did she even need big bouncy hair when she those great bazoombas stuck on her head?? Pointless exercise 😂 .
Reasons for reasons.🤣🤣🤣
Maybe taking her cash in hand money to Lou to launder through her till.
Picking up a top up because she couldn't do any sniff in front of prinny and her fella.
Picking up a package to deliver to Liverpool this morning.
Read the comments about herself looking like a woman compared to prinny and needed a vanity boost.
An old picture put out for deflection because she stayed in Manchester.
You know the score always reasons for reasons for the reason because of the other reason for the reason it didn't get it's rat's tails done for the doll beauty thing. 🤣
 
Mirror has it now...


Following her comments, many fans slammed the OnlyFans star for putting her kids in the public eye. One said: "This is how you got where you are by all the attention Should be more like your ex and his lovely wife and keep their kids private." Another added: "If you didn’t put him in the public eye all the time then. This wouldn’t happen." While a third quipped:"You Court attention when you want it, then moan when you don't. Shouldn't put your life and the kids on social media, people think they know you personally."
 
So Kipper gets driven up to Liverpool in the Yootha Joyce style top and 'Teenage Dirt-bag' ripped jeans. Does the 'rehearsal' wearing that s#it, then appeared on stage in it. God she must've stunk to high Heaven by the time she got pissed-up with her mere acquaintances. Stylish? Hardly!
Yootha Joyce was a legend and to be fair some of her outfits in George and Mildred were a little debatable but others were pure bliss.
oh and by the way katie Price is a bleeping munchy moose and let’s make this thread friendly I’m sick of certain people calling out comments, there’s stuff on here makes my hair curl but right or wrong everyone can say whatever they like if you don’t like it don’t bite scroll on.
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So Kipper gets driven up to Liverpool in the Yootha Joyce style top and 'Teenage Dirt-bag' ripped jeans. Does the 'rehearsal' wearing that s#it, then appeared on stage in it. God she must've stunk to high Heaven by the time she got pissed-up with her mere acquaintances. Stylish? Hardly!
Yootha Joyce was a legend and to be fair some of her outfits in George and Mildred were a little debatable but others were pure bliss.
oh and by the way katie Price is a bleeping munchy moose and let’s make this thread friendly I’m sick of certain people calling out comments, there’s stuff on here makes my hair curl but right or wrong everyone can say whatever they like if you don’t like it don’t bite scroll on.
 
I don’t know if any of you do it, but my friends and I like to play the Eurovision Drinking Game every year (rules here: https://eurovisiondrinking.games/ ). It’s a bit of fun and makes you forget just how dreadful some of the acts really are! In fact, it can make you forget the whole evening!! 🤪

If you don’t know, you have to take a sip of a drink when certain things occur (follow the link as there are a lot of things that count!)

With that in mind, and the possibility that one of our own may attend Skanky's “performance” by taking one for the team, I was thinking maybe we could come up with a list of things that Skanky might do that would warrant a drink? I know we can’t drink live, but I would be interested as to how many of the list she does, maybe our mole could tick them off as they occur?? 🙂

Some initial ideas would be a drink if she:

Says Woo Hoo!
Says “Don’t Underestimate the Pricey”
Does a V sign
Sniffs
Slags off someone in the audience
Scratches any part of herself

You get the drift. Just a thought while we’re waiting for things to happen.
Plays with her hair
Tells a fib
Sings
Glares at someone
 
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